# Note: the strips are sorted by "number", however numbers don't really mean a lot.
# While the first strips were published in order (1, 2, 3, ...), later ones
# were published out of order, with alphanumeric values, and by reusing the
# same numbers of older ones (these have been added here the suffix "_2").
prefix : <dokk:mimi_and_eunice:>
prefix license: <dokk:license:>
:1 :published "2010-07-26" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "feelings", "recovery", "suffering" ;
:title "Feelings" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/feelings/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "Cheer up, Mimi..."
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "Feelings aren't facts!"
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "It's a fact that I'm sad!"
] .
:2 :published "2010-07-26" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "boundaries", "recovery" ;
:title "Boundaries" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/boundaries/" ;
:author_comment "Based on a real conversation!" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "And then he did this and then he said that and then he did that & this and then he..."
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "Mimi, you need some boundaries!"
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "Oh, I don't think I could get him to have boundaries..."
] .
:3 :published "2010-07-26" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "learning" ;
:title "Head Explode" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/head-explode/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "My head hurts!"
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "That's because there's too much in it. If you learn one more thing, it'll explode."
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "onomatopoeia" ;
:text "BOOM!"
] .
:4 :published "2010-07-26" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "recovery", "relationships", "sex", "violence" ;
:title "Trouble" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/trouble/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "I like to start trouble!"
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "onomatopoeia" ;
:text "KICK!"
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "onomatopoeia" ;
:text "STOMP!"
] ,
[
:order 4 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "We are gonna have such great make-up sex..."
] .
:5 :published "2010-07-26" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "anger", "delusions", "feelings", "suffering" ;
:title "Entitled" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/entitled/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "I auditioned today..."
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "But I didn't get the part."
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "onomatopoeia" ;
:text "KICK!"
] ,
[
:order 4 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "Who are they to tell me whether I can star in their show?!"
] .
:6 :published "2010-07-26" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "boundaries", "codependence", "love", "recovery", "relationships" ;
:title "Relationship Classic" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/relationship-classic/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "I don't want to take care of myself, so I expect you to do it."
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "No thank you."
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "You don't love me!!"
] .
:7 :published "2010-07-26" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "memory", "recovery", "spirituality" ;
:title "Amnesia" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/amnesia/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "I have moments of such awareness!"
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "But then I forget them. It's like spiritual amnesia. I wish I could hold on to them!"
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "Why?"
] ,
[
:order 4 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "Why what?"
] .
:8 :published "2010-07-26" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "life", "recovery" ;
:title "Life Story" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/life-story/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "First I dig a hole..."
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "Then I jump in!"
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "How did I get here?"
] .
:9 :published "2010-07-26" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "advice", "help", "perspective", "recovery", "slapstick", "weird" ;
:title "Perspective" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/perspective/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "Help! I'm trapped in a hole!"
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "Change your perspective."
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "What?"
] ,
[
:order 4 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "onomatopoeia" ;
:text "WHAM!"
] .
:10 :published "2010-07-26" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "learning", "perspective", "recovery" ;
:title "Gray" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/gray/" ;
:author_comment "Why would anyone want to see more gray?" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "I see things in black-and-white."
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "But between black and white are all these shades of gray!"
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "Bleagh."
] .
:11 :published "2010-07-26" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "learning", "perspective", "recovery" ;
:title "Color" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/color/" ;
:author_comment "This may not be funny, but it is true. Why does everyone push “gray” as the alternative to black-and-white thinking, when the whole color spectrum is in there?" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "I've given up my black-and-white thinking."
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "The shades between black & white aren't gray..."
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "They're the full color spectrum!"
] .
:12 :published "2010-07-26" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "feelings", "god", "recovery", "slapstick", "spirituality", "suffering" ;
:title "What Kind of Loving God Would Allow This To Happen?" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/what-kind-of-loving-god-would-allow-this-to-happen/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "onomatopoeia" ;
:text "TRIP!"
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "onomatopoeia" ;
:text "WHAM!"
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "What kind of loving god would allow this to happen?!"
] .
:13 :published "2010-07-26" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "delusions", "fear", "feelings", "recovery", "weird" ;
:title "F.E.A.R." ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/f-e-a-r/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "caption" ;
:text "False Evidence Appearing Real"
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "caption" ;
:text "Fuck Everything And Run"
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "caption" ;
:text "Forgetting Everything's All Right"
] .
:14 :published "2010-07-26" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "god", "recovery", "religion", "spirituality" ;
:title "Religious" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/religious/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "I used to be a fuck-up."
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "Then I found God!"
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "Now you're a religious fuck-up!"
] .
:15 :published "2010-07-26" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "god", "recovery", "suffering" ;
:title "Explain" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/explain/" ;
:author_comment "Eunice is wise." ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "Eunice, do you believe in God?"
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "Yes."
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "Then how do you explain suffering?"
] ,
[
:order 4 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "I don't."
] .
:16 :published "2010-07-26" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "boundaries", "codependence", "recovery", "relationships" ;
:title "Boundaries" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/boundaries-2/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "Wanna grab a bite?"
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "No thanks. I just ate."
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "Well I still need to eat."
] ,
[
:order 4 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "But why? I'm already full!"
] .
:17 :published "2010-07-26" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "feelings", "recovery", "relationships" ;
:title "Feelings" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/feelings-2/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "Let's discuss my feelings!"
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "We just did that five minutes ago."
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "Five minutes?! We haven't discussed my feelings in two weeks!"
] ,
[
:order 4 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "That's five minutes in me-time."
] .
:18 :published "2010-07-26" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "anger", "feelings", "recovery", "relationships" ;
:title "My Therapist Says…" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/my-therapist-says/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "My therapist says you're manipulative!"
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "I'm not even gonna tell you what my therapist says about you!"
] .
:19 :published "2010-07-26" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "art", "poop", "weird" ;
:title "Gross, Yet True" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/gross-yet-true/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "Art is like poop: it comes on its own schedule."
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "Forcing it will just give you hemorrhoids"
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "onomatopoeia" ;
:text "SNIFF!"
] ,
[
:order 4 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "Worrying whether other people like it is beside the point!"
] .
:20 :published "2010-07-26" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "advice", "art", "poop" ;
:title "The Metaphor Continues" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/the-metaphor-continues/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "Art is like poop: don't hold on to it!"
] .
:21 :published "2010-07-26" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "art", "happiness", "poop" ;
:title "Last One About Art and Poop, I Promise" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/last-one-about-art-and-poop-i-promise/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "Art is like poop..."
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "onomatopoeia" ;
:text "SPROUT!"
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "It makes great fertilizer!"
] .
:22 :published "2010-07-26" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "advice", "recovery", "relationships" ;
:title "T.H.I.N.K." ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/t-h-i-n-k/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "Hey Eunice—"
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "Before you speak, Mimi, T.H.I.N.K."
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "Is it Truthful Helpful Important Necessary, & Kind?"
],
[
:order 4 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "No."
],
[
:order 5 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "Then is it juicy?"
] .
:23 :published "2010-07-26" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "art", "ip" ;
:title "Patent" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/patent/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "I have a great idea for a thing!"
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "Are you gonna execute it?"
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "No, I'm gonna wait for someone else to execute it, and sue them!"
] .
:24 :published "2010-07-26" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "life", "perspective", "recovery", "spirituality" ;
:title "Glass Half Empty" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/glass-half-empty/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "My glass is half empty."
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "It's half full!"
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "onomatopoeia" ;
:text "GLUG GLUG GLUG!"
] ,
[
:order 4 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "Now it's 99.9% empty."
] ,
[
:order 5 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "It's 0.1% full!"
] .
:25 :published "2010-07-26" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "advice", "boundaries", "recovery" ;
:title "The Best Advice Is No Advice" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/the-best-advice-is-no-advice/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "Don't drop that."
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "onomatopoeia" ;
:text "SMASH!"
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "I'm more likely to take your advice if you don't give it."
] .
:26 :published "2010-07-26" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "delusions", "happiness", "perspective", "recovery", "suffering", "weird" ;
:title "Water of Life" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/water-of-life/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "onomatopoeia" ;
:text "SHOVE!"
] .
:27 :published "2010-07-26" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "delusions", "love", "recovery", "suffering", "weird" ;
:title "Perfect" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/perfect/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "You look different, Eunice."
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "I'm more perfect!"
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "With enough self-control I can avoid stray lines, asymmetry, and other embarassing mistakes."
],
[
:order 4 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "Then everyone will love me!"
] .
:28 :published "2010-07-26" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "codependence", "recovery", "relationships", "slapstick" ;
:title "Drama" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/drama/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "What's our relationship missing, Eunice?"
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "Drama!"
] .
:29 :published "2010-07-26" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "anger", "arguments", "recovery" ;
:title "Mimi Wins" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/mimi-wins/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "I'm right and you're wrong!"
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "Who cares?"
] .
:30 :published "2010-07-27" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "arguments", "perspective", "slapstick" ;
:title "In My Place" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/in-my-place/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "Put yourself in my place."
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "OK."
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "onomatopoeia" ;
:text "CLIMB!"
] ,
[
:order 4 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "You're still wrong!"
] .
:30.2 :published "2010-07-27" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "arguments", "perspective" ;
:title "Opposition" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/opposition/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "Now I understand your side, Mimi."
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "And I, yours."
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "mimi", "eunice" ;
:text "And yet, we're still on opposite sides!"
] .
:31 :published "2010-07-27" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "happiness", "life", "recovery", "spirituality" ;
:title "Fools" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/fools/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "The wise man changes himself to fit the world. The fool changes the world to fit himself."
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "Therefore, fools rule the world."
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "YES!!"
] .
:32 :published "2010-07-27" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "ip", "learning" ;
:title "Do the Math" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/do-the-math/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "Attention is scarce. Information is not. Do the math."
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "√x y π ????i 2+2=5?"
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "Charge for the information and get the attention for free?"
] .
:34 :published "2010-07-27" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "learning", "life", "spirituality", "suffering" ;
:title "Gandhi" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/gandhi/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "First they ignore you."
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "Then they ridicule you."
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "Then they fight you."
],
[
:order 4 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "Then you win!"
] .
:35 :published "2010-07-27" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "weird" ;
:title "TEAM" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/team/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "You can't spell \"T-E-A-M\" with the letter \"I\"."
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "Nor with the letters \"U\", \"Y-O-U\", or \"U-S\"."
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "What can you spell \"TEAM\" with?"
],
[
:order 4 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "\"M-E\"!"
] .
:36 :published "2010-07-27" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "god", "happiness", "perspective", "recovery", "slapstick", "suffering" ;
:title "Pink Cloud" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/pink-cloud/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "I just \"let go and let God\" and suddenly I'm up on this pink cloud!"
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "Aren't you worried about falling?"
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "onomatopoeia" ;
:text "POOF!"
] ,
[
:order 4 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "onomatopoeia" ;
:text "WHAM!"
] .
:37 :published "2010-07-27" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "feelings", "recovery", "suffering" ;
:title "Storm Cloud" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/storm-cloud/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "I miss my pink cloud!"
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
: