# Note: the strips are sorted by "number", however numbers don't really mean a lot.
#       While the first strips were published in order (1, 2, 3, ...), later ones
#       were published out of order, with alphanumeric values, and by reusing the
#       same numbers of older ones (these have been added here the suffix "_2").

prefix : <dokk:mimi_and_eunice:>
prefix license: <dokk:license:>

:1  :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "feelings", "recovery", "suffering" ;
    :title "Feelings" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/feelings/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Cheer up, Mimi..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Feelings aren't facts!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "It's a fact that I'm sad!"
        ] .

:2  :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "boundaries", "recovery" ;
    :title "Boundaries" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/boundaries/" ;
    :author_comment "Based on a real conversation!" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "And then he did this and then he said that and then he did that & this and then he..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Mimi, you need some boundaries!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Oh, I don't think I could get him to have boundaries..."
        ] .

:3  :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "learning" ;
    :title "Head Explode" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/head-explode/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "My head hurts!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "That's because there's too much in it. If you learn one more thing, it'll explode."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "BOOM!"
        ] .

:4  :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "recovery", "relationships", "sex", "violence" ;
    :title "Trouble" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/trouble/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I like to start trouble!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "KICK!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "STOMP!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "We are gonna have such great make-up sex..."
        ] .

:5  :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "anger", "delusions", "feelings", "suffering" ;
    :title "Entitled" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/entitled/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I auditioned today..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "But I didn't get the part."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "KICK!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Who are they to tell me whether I can star in their show?!"
        ] .

:6  :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "boundaries", "codependence", "love", "recovery", "relationships" ;
    :title "Relationship Classic" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/relationship-classic/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I don't want to take care of myself, so I expect you to do it."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "No thank you."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "You don't love me!!"
        ] .

:7  :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "memory", "recovery", "spirituality" ;
    :title "Amnesia" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/amnesia/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I have moments of such awareness!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "But then I forget them. It's like spiritual amnesia. I wish I could hold on to them!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Why?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Why what?"
        ] .

:8  :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "life", "recovery" ;
    :title "Life Story" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/life-story/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "First I dig a hole..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Then I jump in!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "How did I get here?"
        ] .

:9  :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "advice", "help", "perspective", "recovery", "slapstick", "weird" ;
    :title "Perspective" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/perspective/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Help! I'm trapped in a hole!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Change your perspective."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "What?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "WHAM!"
        ] .

:10  :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "learning", "perspective", "recovery" ;
    :title "Gray" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/gray/" ;
    :author_comment "Why would anyone want to see more gray?" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I see things in black-and-white."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "But between black and white are all these shades of gray!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Bleagh."
        ] .

:11  :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "learning", "perspective", "recovery" ;
    :title "Color" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/color/" ;
    :author_comment "This may not be funny, but it is true. Why does everyone push “gray” as the alternative to black-and-white thinking, when the whole color spectrum is in there?" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I've given up my black-and-white thinking."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "The shades between black & white aren't gray..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "They're the full color spectrum!"
        ] .

:12 :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "feelings", "god", "recovery", "slapstick", "spirituality", "suffering" ;
    :title "What Kind of Loving God Would Allow This To Happen?" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/what-kind-of-loving-god-would-allow-this-to-happen/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "TRIP!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "WHAM!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "What kind of loving god would allow this to happen?!"
        ] .

:13 :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "delusions", "fear", "feelings", "recovery", "weird" ;
    :title "F.E.A.R." ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/f-e-a-r/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "caption" ;
            :text "False Evidence Appearing Real"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "caption" ;
            :text "Fuck Everything And Run"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "caption" ;
            :text "Forgetting Everything's All Right"
        ] .

:14 :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "god", "recovery", "religion", "spirituality" ;
    :title "Religious" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/religious/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I used to be a fuck-up."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Then I found God!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Now you're a religious fuck-up!"
        ] .

:15 :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "god", "recovery", "suffering" ;
    :title "Explain" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/explain/" ;
    :author_comment "Eunice is wise." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Eunice, do you believe in God?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Yes."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Then how do you explain suffering?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I don't."
        ] .

:16 :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "boundaries", "codependence", "recovery", "relationships" ;
    :title "Boundaries" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/boundaries-2/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Wanna grab a bite?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "No thanks. I just ate."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Well I still need to eat."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "But why? I'm already full!"
        ] .

:17 :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "feelings", "recovery", "relationships" ;
    :title "Feelings" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/feelings-2/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Let's discuss my feelings!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "We just did that five minutes ago."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Five minutes?! We haven't discussed my feelings in two weeks!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "That's five minutes in me-time."
        ] .

:18 :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "anger", "feelings", "recovery", "relationships" ;
    :title "My Therapist Says…" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/my-therapist-says/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "My therapist says you're manipulative!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I'm not even gonna tell you what my therapist says about you!"
        ] .

:19 :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "art", "poop", "weird" ;
    :title "Gross, Yet True" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/gross-yet-true/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Art is like poop: it comes on its own schedule."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Forcing it will just give you hemorrhoids"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "SNIFF!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Worrying whether other people like it is beside the point!"
        ] .

:20 :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "advice", "art", "poop" ;
    :title "The Metaphor Continues" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/the-metaphor-continues/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Art is like poop: don't hold on to it!"
        ] .

:21 :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "art", "happiness", "poop" ;
    :title "Last One About Art and Poop, I Promise" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/last-one-about-art-and-poop-i-promise/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Art is like poop..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "SPROUT!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "It makes great fertilizer!"
        ] .

:22 :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "advice", "recovery", "relationships" ;
    :title "T.H.I.N.K." ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/t-h-i-n-k/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Hey Eunice—"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Before you speak, Mimi, T.H.I.N.K."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Is it Truthful Helpful Important Necessary, & Kind?"
        ],
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "No."
        ],
        [
            :order 5 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Then is it juicy?"
        ] .

:23 :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "art", "ip" ;
    :title "Patent" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/patent/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I have a great idea for a thing!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Are you gonna execute it?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "No, I'm gonna wait for someone else to execute it, and sue them!"
        ] .

:24 :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "life", "perspective", "recovery", "spirituality" ;
    :title "Glass Half Empty" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/glass-half-empty/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "My glass is half empty."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "It's half full!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "GLUG GLUG GLUG!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Now it's 99.9% empty."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 5 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "It's 0.1% full!"
        ] .

:25 :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "advice", "boundaries", "recovery" ;
    :title "The Best Advice Is No Advice" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/the-best-advice-is-no-advice/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Don't drop that."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "SMASH!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I'm more likely to take your advice if you don't give it."
        ] .

:26 :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "delusions", "happiness", "perspective", "recovery", "suffering", "weird" ;
    :title "Water of Life" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/water-of-life/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "SHOVE!"
        ] .

:27 :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "delusions", "love", "recovery", "suffering", "weird" ;
    :title "Perfect" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/perfect/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "You look different, Eunice."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I'm more perfect!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "With enough self-control I can avoid stray lines, asymmetry, and other embarassing mistakes."
        ],
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Then everyone will love me!"
        ] .

:28 :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "codependence", "recovery", "relationships", "slapstick" ;
    :title "Drama" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/drama/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "What's our relationship missing, Eunice?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Drama!"
        ] .

:29 :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "anger", "arguments", "recovery" ;
    :title "Mimi Wins" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/mimi-wins/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I'm right and you're wrong!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Who cares?"
        ] .

:30 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "perspective", "slapstick" ;
    :title "In My Place" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/in-my-place/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Put yourself in my place."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "OK."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "CLIMB!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "You're still wrong!"
        ] .

:30.2 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "perspective" ;
    :title "Opposition" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/opposition/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Now I understand your side, Mimi."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "And I, yours."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi", "eunice" ;
            :text "And yet, we're still on opposite sides!"
        ] .

:31 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "happiness", "life", "recovery", "spirituality" ;
    :title "Fools" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/fools/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "The wise man changes himself to fit the world. The fool changes the world to fit himself."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Therefore, fools rule the world."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "YES!!"
        ] .

:32 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "ip", "learning" ;
    :title "Do the Math" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/do-the-math/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Attention is scarce. Information is not. Do the math."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "√x y π ????i 2+2=5?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Charge for the information and get the attention for free?"
        ] .

:34 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "learning", "life", "spirituality", "suffering" ;
    :title "Gandhi" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/gandhi/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "First they ignore you."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Then they ridicule you."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Then they fight you."
        ],
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Then you win!"
        ] .

:35 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "weird" ;
    :title "TEAM" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/team/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "You can't spell \"T-E-A-M\" with the letter \"I\"."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Nor with the letters \"U\", \"Y-O-U\", or \"U-S\"."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "What can you spell \"TEAM\" with?"
        ],
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "\"M-E\"!"
        ] .

:36 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "god", "happiness", "perspective", "recovery", "slapstick", "suffering" ;
    :title "Pink Cloud" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/pink-cloud/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I just \"let go and let God\" and suddenly I'm up on this pink cloud!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Aren't you worried about falling?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "POOF!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "WHAM!"
        ] .

:37 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "feelings", "recovery", "suffering" ;
    :title "Storm Cloud" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/storm-cloud/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I miss my pink cloud!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "SNIFF!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "WAAAAA!"
        ] .

:38 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "ip", "money" ;
    :title "Incentive" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/incentive/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Penny for your thoughts?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "One lousy penny? What kind of incentive is that?!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I don't think without proper compensation!"
        ] .

:39 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "god" ;
    :title "Theological Debate" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/theological-debate/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I believe in God!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I don't."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "STOMP!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "God is great!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 5 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "There is no God."
        ] .

:40 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "god", "recovery", "slapstick", "violence", "weird" ;
    :title "As If" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/as-if/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I don't believe in God, Eunice!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Then act \"as if\"."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Dear God: please smite Eunice."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "ZOT!"
        ] .

:41 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "delusions", "god" ;
    :title "Miracle" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/miracle/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I prayed God to smite you, and he did!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "It's a miracle! I believe in God now!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I'm converting to atheism."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Another miracle!"
        ] .

:41.3 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "god", "love", "spirituality" ;
    :title "God Loves" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/god-loves/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Eunice, you're religious. Why don't you believe God sent that lighning bolt?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I only believe in a loving God."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Don't you think God loves a good punchline?"
        ] .

:42 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "addictive/compulsive", "recovery", "weird" ;
    :title "Compulsion" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/compulsion/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "SNIF SNIF"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP"
        ] .

:43 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "addictive/compulsive", "recovery", "weird" ;
    :title "Denial" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/denial/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "What are you doing?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Nothing."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "You're chewing your ear."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "No I'm not."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 5 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "That's the weirdest habit I've ever seen."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 6 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "What habit?"
        ] .

:45 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "feelings", "love", "relationships" ;
    :title "Dating" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/dating/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "CHOMP!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I don't want to fall in love."
        ] .

:46 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "delusions", "god", "recovery", "spirituality", "suffering" ;
    :title "Defects" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/defects/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "God, I offer you my defects and shortcomings. Please remove them."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "They're still here!!"
        ] .

:47 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "anger", "delusions", "ip", "money" ;
    :title "Proprietary" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/proprietary/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "You've just given me an idea!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I don't \"give\" ideas. I sell them. Pay up!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Can I just return it?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Only if you promise to never think it again!"
        ] .

:48 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "boundaries", "codependence", "recovery", "relationships" ;
    :title "Me" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/me/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "me me me me me me me me me me me"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "...but enough about me..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "WHEW!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "What do you think about me?"
        ] .

:49 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "relationships" ;
    :title "Willful" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/willful/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "People should be nice to each other."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "You want to legislate morality! You want to stifle my rights! You're a communist!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "You misundertand."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I willfully misunderstand!"
        ] .

:50 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "fear", "recovery" ;
    :title "Insecure" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/insecure/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I'm insecure about my own beliefs."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "But if I make you look stupid, I can feel better about myself!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "That's lame."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "What do you know? You're an idiot!"
        ] .

:51 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "delusions", "feelings", "god", "recovery", "religion", "spirituality" ;
    :title "Praytheist" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/praytheist/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I'm an atheist, but I pray."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I just feel really guilty and ashamed when I do."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "That makes you religious!"
        ] .

:52 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "god", "recovery", "religion", "spirituality" ;
    :title "God’s Atheist" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/gods-atheist/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "God made me an atheist."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "And to glorify Him I shall carry out His divine purpose:"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Doubting!"
        ] .

:53 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "ip", "money" ;
    :title "Censorship" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/censorship/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Copyright is ©ensorship!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "If I had a nickel for every time someone said that..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "They'd stop saying it!"
        ] .

:54 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "codependence", "recovery", "relationships", "spirituality" ;
    :title "Acceptance" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/acceptance/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "It's important to accept people just the way they are."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "hmmm..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "You should be more accepting!"
        ] .

:55 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "god", "recovery", "religion", "spirituality", "suffering" ;
    :title "Prayer" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/prayer/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Dear God: please fix all my problems right now."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "There is no God!"
        ] .

:56 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "happiness", "perspective", "recovery" ;
    :title "Wrong" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/wrong/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Would you rather be right or happy?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Happy!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Wrong answer."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "YAY!!"
        ] .

:57 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "feelings", "recovery", "suffering" ;
    :title "Right" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/right/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I'd rather be right than happy."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "And you're always right!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "WAAAAA!"
        ] .

:58 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "advice", "anger", "boundaries", "recovery" ;
    :title "Please" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/please/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Say what you mean..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Fuck you."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "...But don't say it mean."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Fuck you, please!"
        ] .

:59 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "ip", "money" ;
    :title "Pay" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/pay/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Pay attention!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "OK, I'm paying attention. Now what?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Buy this!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "You expect me to pay twice?!"
        ] .

:60 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "boundaries", "codependence", "recovery", "relationships" ;
    :title "Yes" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/yes/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Do you say yes when you mean no?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Yes!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I mean no."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Which would you rather hear?"
        ] .

:61 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "addictive/compulsive", "recovery", "suffering" ;
    :title "Willpower" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/willpower/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I will not chew my ear."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I will not chew my ear."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP"
        ] .

:62 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "addictive/compulsive", "god", "help", "recovery", "religion", "suffering" ;
    :title "Irrational" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/irrational/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I can't stop my compulsive ear chewing, so I asked God to help!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "That's totally irrational."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Irrational problems demand irrational solutions!"
        ] .

:63 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "appearance", "boundaries", "recovery" ;
    :title "None of Your Business" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/none-of-your-business/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I'm tired of people judging my looks!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "My appearance is none of their business."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "What they think of your appearance is none of your business."
        ] .

:64 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "addictive/compulsive", "appearance", "recovery" ;
    :title "Freedom" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/freedom/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "The burqa is empowering!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Freed from the tyranny of appearance, I can truly be myself inside."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "A compulsive ear-chewer."
        ] .

:65 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "appearance" ;
    :title "Recognize" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/recognize/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "The burqa is disconcerting."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "How will I recognize you?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Who the hell else is wearing a burqa around here?"
        ] .

:66 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "appearance", "boundaries", "delusions", "perspective", "weird" ;
    :title "Doff!" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/doff/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I can only see your eyes. It's creepy."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Then how's this?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "DOFF!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "You're naked!"
        ] .

:67 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "addictive/compulsive", "advice", "anger" ;
    :title "Help" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/help/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Help! My ears look terrible!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Maybe you should stop chewing them."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Who asked you?!"
        ] .

:68 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "god", "recovery", "relationships", "religion" ;
    :title "Problem" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/problem/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Don't tell God how big your problem is..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "...Tell your problem how big God is!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I'm not telling God. I'm telling you."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "That's your problem."
        ] .

:69 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "delusions", "god", "recovery", "religion", "spirituality", "suffering" ;
    :title "Mistake" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/mistake/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I made a mistake!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Only God can make a mistake, Mimi."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "He lovingly crafts each one and sends them down to earth for us to screw up our lives committing."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Does he make apologies too?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 5 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "No, that's your job."
        ] .

:70 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "codependence", "recovery", "relationships", "slapstick", "spirituality", "violence" ;
    :title "Forgiveness" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/forgiveness/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I made a mistake..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "But I forgive myself!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "You, however, make a convenient scapegoat!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "BOOT!"
        ] .

:71 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "feelings", "memory", "recovery", "suffering" ;
    :title "Memorrhoids" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/memorrhoids/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Painful memories from the distant past..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "...erupt in my consciousness like open wounds."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Memorrhoids!"
        ] .

:72 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "feelings", "memory", "recovery", "suffering", "weird" ;
    :title "Memorrhoids the Musical" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/memorrhoids-the-musical/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Memorrhoids... On the anus of my mind..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Painful, irritating memorrhoids..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Of the things I did..."
        ] .

:73 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "codependence", "recovery", "relationships" ;
    :title "Me+You=We" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/meyouwe/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "me me me me me me me!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "you you you you you you!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "WEEEEE!"
        ] .

:74 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "anger", "boundaries", "codependence", "recovery", "relationships" ;
    :title "Selfish" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/selfish/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "you you you you you!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Focus on yourself, Eunice."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "No!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "That would be selfish!"
        ] .

:75 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "addictive/compulsive", "advice", "life", "recovery", "suffering", "one day at a time" ;
    :title "Speed It Up" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/speed-it-up/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Live life one day at a time!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "That's not fast enough."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I wanna skip ahead to the end!"
        ] .

:76 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "boundaries", "codependence", "recovery", "suffering" ;
    :title "Volunteers" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/volunteers/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "There are no victims..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Only volunteers."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Sign me up!"
        ] .

:77 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "art", "spirituality" ;
    :title "Haiku" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/haiku/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Three panel cartoon"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Haiku of sequential art"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Comic strip koan"
        ] .

:78 :published "2010-07-28" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "ip", "law", "money" ;
    :title "Problems" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/28/problems/" ;
    :author_comment "This was inspired by lawyers." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "My job is to solve problems."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "But if the problems get solved, I'm out of a job!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "That's a problem."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I ain't solving it!"
        ] .

:79 :published "2010-07-28" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "ip" ;
    :title "Scarcity" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/28/scarcity/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Attention is scarce"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Information is not."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I rest my case."
        ] .

:80 :published "2010-07-28" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "learning", "life", "recovery", "spirituality", "suffering", "weird" ;
    :title "Imbalance" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/28/imbalance/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "This leg is my intellect!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "This leg is my emotional and spiritual development."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "No wonder I run in circles!"
        ] .

:81 :published "2010-07-28" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "feelings", "memory", "psychology", "recovery", "suffering" ;
    :title "Freud" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/28/freud/" ;
    :author_comment "My friend Barry Solow made this awful pun." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I'm treating my memorrhoids with psychoanalysis..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "But it's even more painful and irritating!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Now you have frrhoids."
        ] .

:82 :published "2010-07-28" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "delusions", "fear", "feelings", "recovery", "suffering", "weird" ;
    :title "Meltdown" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/28/meltdown/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "The situation in unclear."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Nuclear! The situation is nuclear!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi", "eunice" ;
            :text "AAAAUUGH!!!"
        ] .

:83 :published "2010-07-28" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "delusions", "fear", "psychology", "recovery", "suffering" ;
    :title "The Power of Negative Thinking" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/28/the-power-of-negative-thinking/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "If I just worry hard enough, it'll fix my problems!"
        ] .

:84 :published "2010-07-28" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "advice", "anger", "feelings", "psychology", "recovery", "relationships", "slapstick", "violence" ;
    :title "Therapeutic" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/28/therapeutic/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Relax."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "POW!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "AHHH..."
        ] .

:85 :published "2010-07-28" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "delusions", "fear", "psychology", "recovery", "suffering" ;
    :title "Catastrophizing" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/28/catastrophizing/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I like to predict catastrophes!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "That way, when things go wrong..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I can still be right!"
        ] .

:86 :published "2010-07-28" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "ip", "love", "money", "relationships" ;
    :title "Price vs. Value" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/28/price-vs-value/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "How much does your love cost?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Love is free!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Don't you value love?!"
        ] .

:88 :published "2010-07-28" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "anger", "arguments", "recovery", "slapstick", "violence" ;
    :title "Persuasion" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/28/persuasion/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I'm right and you're wrong!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "POW!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "It's going to take more than a punch in the face to convince me!"
        ] .

:89 :published "2010-07-28" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "addictive/compulsive", "psychology", "recovery" ;
    :title "Brain" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/28/brain/" ;
    :author_comment "Eunice is a compulsive ear-chewer. Mimi is an alcoholic. They have so much in common." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Why do you drink, Mimi?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "My brain is trying to kill me!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "So I'm gonna kill it first!"
        ] .

:90 :published "2010-07-28" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "art", "god", "religion", "spirituality" ;
    :title "Fertility" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/28/fertility/" ;
    :author_comment "This is a metaphor." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "God, grant me fertility!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "POOF!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "AAAAUGH! Too much fertility!!"
        ] .

:91 :published "2010-07-28" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "fear", "learning", "psychology", "sex", "suffering", "travel" ;
    :title "Travel" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/28/travel/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Travel is like sex:"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "It's fun at first but then you pick up terrible diseases, get bored, and develop anxiety around it."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Also you get better at doing it alone."
        ] .

:92 :published "2010-07-28" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "happiness", "slapstick", "violence" ;
    :title "Punching the Clock" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/28/punching-the-clock/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Sure I punch the clock."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "POW!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I punch it in its big ugly face!"
        ] .

:93 :published "2010-07-28" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "art", "learning", "life", "perspective", "recovery", "slapstick", "spirituality" ;
    :title "Journey" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/28/journey/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "caption" ;
            :text "The journey of a thousand miles"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "caption" ;
            :text "Begins with but a single step"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "caption" ;
            :text "Off a thousand-mile-high cliff."
        ] .

:94 :published "2010-07-28" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "fear", "life", "suffering" ;
    :title "Death!" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/28/death/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Death!!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "death" ;
            :text "Hello, Mimi."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Have you come to take me away?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "death" ;
            :text "Nah."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 5 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "death" ;
            :text "I've come to worry you constantly about your mortality."
        ] .

:95 :published "2010-07-28" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "life", "spirituality" ;
    :title "Boring" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/28/boring/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Why can't we live forever?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "death" ;
            :text "You'd get bored. Nothing would change."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Why can't we live forever?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "death" ;
            :text "You'd get bored. Nothing would change."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 5 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Why can't we live forever?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 6 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "death" ;
            :text "You'd get bored. Nothing would change."
        ] .

:96 :published "2010-07-28" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "fear", "help", "life", "slapstick", "spirituality" ;
    :title "Chase" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/28/chase/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Why do you keep chasing me?!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "death" ;
            :text "The exercise keeps you young and supple!"
        ] .

:97 :published "2010-07-28" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "anger", "arguments", "boundaries", "delusions", "recovery", "relationships", "suffering" ;
    :title "Pie" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/28/pie/" ;
    :author_comment "Mmmm…lemon meringue." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I know what you're thinking: terrible things about me!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Well screw you and your judgements!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I'm thinking about pie!"
        ] .

:98 :published "2010-07-28" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "anger", "boundaries", "feelings", "recovery" ;
    :title "Angry Person" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/28/angry-person/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Want some friendly feedback?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "You're a very angry person."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I am now!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "See?"
        ] .

:99 :published "2010-07-28" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "feelings", "life", "recovery", "spirituality", "suffering" ;
    :title "One Of Those Days" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/28/one-of-those-days/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "It's been one of those days..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Followed by another one of those days."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "You're living one of those days at a time!"
        ] .

:100 :published "2010-07-28" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "anger", "perspective", "recovery" ;
    :title "Sheep" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/28/sheep/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "People are such sheep!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "What've you got against sheep?"
        ] .

:101 :published "2010-07-28" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "delusions", "fear", "psychology", "recovery", "suffering" ;
    :title "Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid." ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/28/be-afraid-be-very-afraid/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I'm afraid of other people."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "But Mimi, other people are just like you!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "That's why I'm afraid of them!"
        ] .

:102 :published "2010-07-28" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "art", "ip", "money" ;
    :title "Duh" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/28/duh/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "So sad."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Someone needs to figure out a way for people like you to make money!"
        ] .

:103 :published "2010-07-28" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "delusions", "ip", "law" ;
    :title "Stealing" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/28/stealing/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Copying a song instead of buying a copy is stealing!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Doing for yourself what you could pay someone else to do is stealing!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi", "eunice" ;
            :text "Competition is stealing!"
        ] .

:104 :published "2010-07-29" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "anger", "feelings", "recovery", "suffering", "weird" ;
    :title "Rocket Fuel" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/29/rocket-fuel/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Anger is like rocket fuel"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "It's great if you have a rocket!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "But not so great if you don't."
        ] .

:105 :published "2010-07-29" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "god", "recovery", "spirituality", "suffering" ;
    :title "Oh The Humanity" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/29/oh-the-humanity/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "ACHOO!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Dammit, I have a cold."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "What kind of loving God would allow this to happen?!"
        ] .

:106 :published "2010-07-29" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "god", "love", "perspective", "recovery", "religion", "suffering" ;
    :title "All God’s Creatures" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/29/all-gods-creatures/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "SSSSNNNORRK!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "If God \"loves\" me, why do I have this cold?!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Because God loves microbes, too!"
        ] .

:107 :published "2010-07-29" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "anger", "arguments", "delusions", "recovery" ;
    :title "Othering" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/29/othering/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Stop \"othering\" me!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "What's \"othering\"?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Your kind could never understand."
        ] .

:108 :published "2010-07-29" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "appearance", "delusions", "psychology", "recovery", "suffering" ;
    :title "Fat" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/29/fat/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Does this body dysmorphic disorder make me look fat?"
        ] .

:109 :published "2010-07-30" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "anger", "delusions", "ip" ;
    :title "Thief" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/30/thief/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Copying without permission is stealing!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Copying without permission is stealing!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Thief!"
        ] .

:110 :published "2010-08-06" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "anger", "art", "delusions", "god", "ip", "law", "religion" ;
    :title "Thou Shalt Not Steal" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/08/06/thou-shalt-not-steal/" ;
    :author_comment "Copying is not Theft." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "\"Thou shalt not steal!\""
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "⌘C"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "You know who said that? God."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "⌘P"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 5 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "god" ;
            :text "And I'm suing your ass for copyright infringement!"
        ] .

:111 :published "2010-08-03" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "god", "recovery", "religion", "spirituality" ;
    :title "Experiences" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/08/03/experiences/" ;
    :author_comment "I have both." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Why do you believe in God?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I have religious experiences."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I have atheist experiences."
        ] .

:112 :published "2010-08-05" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "recovery", "uncategorized" ;
    :title "Get A Life" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/08/05/get-a-life/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Get a life!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I have a life!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "A rich, full fantasy life!"
        ] .

:113 :published "2010-08-09" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "god", "recovery", "spirituality" ;
    :title "Patience" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/08/09/patience/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "God, grant me patience."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Hurry up!"
        ] .

:115 :published "2010-08-13" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "ip", "libertarians", "money" ;
    :title "Free as in Free Markets" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/08/13/free-as-in-free-markets/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I support free markets."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Free?!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "What are you, a communist?"
        ] .

:116 :published "2010-08-14" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "ip", "libertarians", "money" ;
    :title "Freetards" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/08/14/freetards/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "You freetards expect everything for free!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I'm just advocating free markets."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Markets don't grow on trees, you know!"
        ] .

:117 :published "2010-08-21" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "anger", "language", "slapstick", "suffering", "violence", "pms" ;
    :title "Potential Murder Suspect" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/08/21/potential-murder-suspect/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I have P.M.S."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Does that stand for Pissy Mood Syndrome?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "WHAM!"
        ] .

:118 :published "2010-08-22" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "anger", "language", "suffering", "pms" ;
    :title "File Upload?" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/08/22/file-upload/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "HA-HA! Someone has P.M.S.!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I don't have P.M.S. I have F.U."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "What does that stand for?"
        ] .

:120 :published "2010-08-29" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "language", "life", "recovery", "spirituality", "suffering", "weird" ;
    :title "Rest of Your Life" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/08/29/rest-of-your-life/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Today is the first day of the rest of your life!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "That means yesterday was the last day of the first part of my life!"
        ] .

:121 :published "2010-07-31" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "art", "fear", "life", "recovery", "spirituality" ;
    :title "Breath" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/31/breath/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "How do I know there will be enough oxygen when I next inhale?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I'd better hold on to the breath I already have."
        ] .

:122 :published "2010-12-06" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "fear", "humans", "perspective", "recovery" ;
    :title "Parents" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/12/06/parents/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I'm turning into my parents!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "It could be worse..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "You could be turning into someone else's parents!"
        ] .

:124 :published "2010-08-11" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "advice", "help", "recovery", "relationships", "slapstick", "suffering" ;
    :title "Advice" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/08/11/advice/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Help!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Quick! Take this advice!"
        ] .

:125 :published "2010-08-15" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "boundaries", "help", "recovery", "suffering", "weird" ;
    :title "Advice != Help" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/08/15/advice-help/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Your advice isn't working!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "You must be doing it wrong!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Or maybe you're just inherently defective."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "What? I'm just trying to help."
        ] .

:127 :published "2010-11-02" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "feelings", "perspective", "recovery" ;
    :title "Self-Pity" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/11/02/self-pity/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I feel sorry for myself!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "But right now, lots of other people feel even more sorry for their selves!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "That really puts my self-pity in perspective!"
        ] .

:128 :published "2010-07-30" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "delusions", "ip", "libertarians", "poop", "religion" ;
    :title "Ayn Rand" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/30/ayn-rand/" ;
    :author_comment "I know I said I wouldn’t do any more poop jokes. I lied." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "\"No rights can exist without the right to translate one's rights into reality..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "\"...to think, to work and keep the results, which means..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "PLOP!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "\"...the right of pooperty!\" - Ayn Rand"
        ] .

:129 :published "2010-07-30" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "anger", "delusions", "ip", "poop" ;
    :title "Intellectual Pooperty" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/30/intellectual-pooperty/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "GASP!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "PLOP!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "That looks suspiciously like my poop!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "You stole my intellectual pooperty!"
        ] .

:130 :published "2010-07-31" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "art", "delusions", "ip", "poop" ;
    :title "Genius" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/31/genius/" ;
    :author_comment "Mimi subscribes to the Cult of Originality." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "You copied me!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Maybe we just ate the same things."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "What does eating have to do with intellectual pooperty?!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "My poop originates fully formed from my genius!"
        ] .

:131 :published "2010-10-07" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "art", "ip", "language" ;
    :title "Death of the Author" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/10/07/death-of-the-author/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Have you heard about the \"death of the author\"?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "GASP!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I am so sorry."
        ] .

:132 :published "2010-10-08" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "art", "language", "weird" ;
    :title "Posthumous Creations" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/10/08/posthumous-creations/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "If the author is dead, what explains us?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "We're just the readers' interpretations."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Please interpret us better."
        ] .

:134 :published "2010-07-31" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "delusions", "ip", "law", "money", "poop" ;
    :title "Sweat of the Brow" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/31/sweat-of-the-brow/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I worked hard on this!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I really strained. It took days."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Therefore you owe me money!"
        ] .

:135 :published "2010-07-31" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "art", "delusions", "ip", "law", "poop" ;
    :title "A World Without Poop" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/31/a-world-without-poop/" ;
    :author_comment "I’m confident Mimi would continue pooping even without monopoly privilege, although Harlan Ellison would die of kidney failure." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Imagine if I stopped pooping!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "That's what'll happen if you remove intellectual pooperty incentives."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "OK!"
        ] .

:136 :published "2010-08-4" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "money", "suffering", "travel" ;
    :title "Flight" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/08/04/flight/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "The meeting is 3,000 miles away!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "So what? They're covering your flight."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Air mail is for parcels, not people."
        ] .

:137 :published "2010-08-01" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "appearance", "learning", "perspective", "recovery", "spirituality" ;
    :title "Consider the Source" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/08/01/consider-the-source/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Sometimes very wise and useful things..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Are said by people who also say batshit crazy things!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Like right now!"
        ] .

:138 :published "2010-08-17" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "art", "delusions", "ip", "recovery" ;
    :title "Perspiration" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/08/17/perspiration/" ;
    :author_comment "This quote is attributed to Thomas Edison." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Genius is 1% inspiration..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "And 99% perspiration!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I'll get to the other 1% later."
        ] .

:139 :published "2010-09-15" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "happiness", "life", "perspective", "psychology", "recovery", "spirituality" ;
    :title "Life Isn’t Fair" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/09/15/life-isnt-fair/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Life isn't fair."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Nope."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Luckily it's unfair to our advantage!"
        ] .

:140 :published "2010-08-02" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "advice", "help", "recovery", "spirituality" ;
    :title "D-I-Y" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/08/02/d-i-y/" ;
    :author_comment "The secret of my success: lots of help." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "If you want something done right..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "ROLL!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Do it yourself!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "How?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 5 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Ask for help."
        ] .

:141 :published "2010-08-24" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "delusions", "libertarians" ;
    :title "Libertarian Debate" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/08/24/libertarian-debate/" ;
    :author_comment "The Libertarian Ludwig von Mises Institute produces some of the finest, most lucid writing against Intellectual Pooperty anywhere. This cartoon is more about what happens in its blog comments." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Let's have a libertarian debate."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "OK."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "You're a socialist!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "No, you're a socialist!"
        ] .

:142 :published "2010-08-20" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "language", "libertarians" ;
    :title "Suffixocation" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/08/20/suffixocation/" ;
    :author_comment "I love my Libertarian friends! So it is with love I poke gentle fun at them." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "So the statist marxian socialoid georgearianist mutualite..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "GASP!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I'm suffixocating!"
        ] .

:143 :published "2010-08-10" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "art", "libertarians", "money" ;
    :title "Voltaire" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/08/10/voltaire/" ;
    :author_comment "I share Eunice’s principles." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I may not like what you say..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "But I'll defend to the death your right to say it!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I may not like your institution, but I'll totally take your grant money!"
        ] .

:144 :published "2010-08-02" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "language", "learning", "libertarians", "money", "weird", "marxy marx" ;
    :title "Marximalism" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/08/02/marximalism/" ;
    :author_comment "How many new suffixes can Libertarians add to the word “Marx”?" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "marxist marxian marxoid marxinian"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :text "marxy marx"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :text "marx of the beastiat!"
        ] .

:145 :published "2010-08-16" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "god", "happiness", "language", "recovery", "religion", "spirituality", "weird" ;
    :title "Paradox" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/08/16/paradox/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I used to be orthodox."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Then I saw that God both does and does not exist!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Now you're paradox."
        ] .

:146 :published "2010-12-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "addictive/compulsive", "recovery" ;
    :title "Bars" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/12/27/bars/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Let's meet in a bar!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "In bars you can't hear what anyone's saying."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "That's the point!"
        ] .

:147 :published "2010-08-23" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "advice", "god", "happiness", "recovery", "religion", "spirituality" ;
    :title "How To Make God Do What You Want" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/08/23/how-to-make-god-do-what-you-want/" ;
    :author_comment "Long ago I read a book with the amusing title “How to Make Your Cat Do What You Want.”" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "How do you make God do what you want?!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Change what you want."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "It works for people, too."
        ] .

:148 :published "2010-08-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "humans", "race", "recovery", "sex" ;
    :title "Racists, Sexists & Fascists" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/08/27/racists-sexists-fascists/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Racists, sexists and fascists are people too."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "You say \"people\" like it's a good thing."
        ] .

:149 :published "2010-12-03" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "delusions", "learning", "race" ;
    :title "Privilege" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/12/03/privilege/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "You have pointy-eared privilege."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "But being pointy-eared, you can't be aware of it, nor the many ways you oppress the floppy-eared."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Is there any way to fix this?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Give me tenure!"
        ] .

:150 :published "2010-08-12" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "delusions", "feelings", "perspective", "psychology", "recovery", "suffering" ;
    :title "Problems in Perspective" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/08/12/problems-in-perspective/" ;
    :author_comment "Oh how we love our problems." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "My problems feel so big and important. It's painful."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "But in reality your problems are tiny and insignificant."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "That's more painful."
        ] .

:151 :published "2010-08-28" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "language", "recovery", "slapstick", "violence" ;
    :title "Amends" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/08/28/amends/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "My amends for punching you in the face."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "That's not an amends. Amends means you know it's wrong and won't do it again."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "POW!"
        ] .

:153 :published "2010-09-03" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "addictive/compulsive", "delusions", "language", "libertarians", "slapstick" ;
    :title "Liquortarian" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/09/03/liquortarian/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "wuzza wuzz ayn rand bluuh pooperty rights wuh bluh wuzza state wuh..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "GLUG!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "THUD!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Liquortarian."
        ] .

:154 :published "2010-09-10" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "addictive/compulsive", "poop", "psychology", "recovery" ;
    :title "Cigarettes" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/09/10/cigarettes/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "You've never smoked a cigarette?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Nope!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "What discipline! What restraint!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I've never eaten shit, either."
        ] .

:155 :published "2010-11-03" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "language", "libertarians" ;
    :title "Hyphenated Liberty" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/11/03/hyphenated-liberty/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "anarcho-libertarians, marxian-libertarians, geo-libertarians, stato-libertarians..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Diverse, but joined by a common love of-"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Liberty?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "-prefixes, suffixes, and hyphens!"
        ] .

:156 :published "2010-09-06" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "ip", "law", "libertarians" ;
    :title "Lawyerarchy" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/09/06/lawyerarchy/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "We've become a society ruled by lawyers. A lawyerarchy!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Lawyertarianism!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I'm not suggesting we eat them."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I am!"
        ] .

:157 :published "2010-09-14" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "anger", "boundaries", "feelings", "language", "psychology", "recovery" ;
    :title "Resentment" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/09/14/resentment/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "\"An expectation is a premeditated resentment.\""
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Isn't that profound?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "No."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I hate you."
        ] .

:158 :published "2010-09-02" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "art", "economics", "humans", "weird" ;
    :title "The Law of Conservation of Fame" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/09/02/the-law-of-conservation-of-fame/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "\"Everyone will be famous for 15 minutes.\""
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Warhol said that in 1968."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Since then, population has doubled from 3.5 billion to 7 billion."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Now you only get to be famous for 7.5 minutes."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 5 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Zero-sum fame."
        ] .

:159 :published "2010-09-30" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "art", "language", "money" ;
    :title "Anti-Social Networking" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/09/30/anti-social-networking/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Please accept this personal invitation to my thing."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Thanks!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Tickets are $20."
        ] .

:160 :published "2010-08-15" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "anger", "ip", "law", "slapstick", "violence" ;
    :title "Rivalrous vs. Non-Rivalrous" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/08/15/rivalrous-vs-non-rivalrous/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "If I steal your copy, you don't have it any more."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "If I make a new copy, we both have one!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "If you compete with my monopoly, I don't have it any more!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "WHAM!"
        ] .

:161 :published "2010-08-18" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "delusions", "happiness", "book" ;
    :title "The Joy of Publishing" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/08/18/the-joy-of-publishing/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "At last! My book is published!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Awesome!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "TOSS!"
        ] .

:162 :published "2010-08-19" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "economics", "language", "libertarians", "weird" ;
    :title "Political Leanings" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/08/19/political-leanings/" ;
    :author_comment "I’m not a Libertarian, but I am Libertarian-leaning." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "caption" ;
            :text "left-leaning"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "caption" ;
            :text "right-leaning"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "caption" ;
            :text "libertarian-leaning"
        ] .

:162_2 :published "2010-10-05" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "art", "language", "memory", "weird" ;
    :title "Guess You Had to Be There" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/10/05/guess-you-had-to-be-there/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Did you see this comic strip? It's so funny!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "One character is talking about this thing she's read, and then the other one says-"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "some things are better experienced than talked about."
        ] .

:163 :published "2010-08-25" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "delusions", "economics", "ip", "law", "money" ;
    :title "For the Children" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/08/25/for-the-children/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "My business model relies on extorting, criminalizing and punishing children."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Maybe you should find a new business model."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "But it's how I feed my children!"
        ] .

:164 :published "2010-08-30" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "delusions", "economics", "ip", "money" ;
    :title "Something for Nothing" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/08/30/something-for-nothing/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "It's wrong to get something for nothing!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "If you use it, you should have to pay for it."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "You owe me $20 for listening to that."
        ] .

:165 :published "2010-12-07" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "boundaries", "psychology", "recovery" ;
    :title "Boundary Crossing" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/12/07/boundary-crossing/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "TOINK!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "BITE!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Sometimes you have to cross a boundary to know where it is!"
        ] .

:166 :published "2010-09-09" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "delusions", "god", "humans", "recovery", "religion", "spirituality", "suffering", "weird" ;
    :title "All God’s Creatures" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/09/09/all-gods-creatures-2/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "God loves all creatures."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "That's good..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "'cause we sure don't!"
        ] .

:167 :published "2010-08-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "love", "psychology", "recovery", "relationships", "spirituality" ;
    :title "Unconditional Love" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/08/26/unconditional-love/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "You are wonderful and loveable..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Just for being you!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Then what have I been achieving all this stuff for?!"
        ] .

:168 :published "2010-10-14" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "recovery" ;
    :title "Convince" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/10/14/convince/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Trying to convince people just doesn't work."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Sure it does!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "See?"
        ] .

:169 :published "2010-09-01" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "delusions", "love", "psychology", "recovery", "relationships", "spirituality", "weird" ;
    :title "Getting What You Want" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/09/01/getting-what-you-want/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "PUH!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "OOPS."
        ] .

:170 :published "2010-09-08" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "anger", "boundaries", "language", "love", "recovery", "relationships" ;
    :title "Mocking" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/09/08/mocking/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "You're mocking me!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I'm lovingly mocking you, with love."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "You're hilarious when you're angry."
        ] .

:171 :published "2010-10-18" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "addictive/compulsive", "appearance", "recovery", "suffering" ;
    :title "Xtreme Body Dysmorphia" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/10/18/xtreme-body-dysmorphia/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Eunice! What happened?!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Diets, make-up, high heels, and plastic surgery! How do I look?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Like someone with body dysmorphic disorder!"
        ] .

:172 :published "2010-10-12" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "psychology", "recovery", "weird" ;
    :title "Self-Awareness" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/10/12/self-awareness/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Hi Mimi! I'm your self-awareness!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Yikes!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "You seem afraid."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Look behind you."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 5 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :text "I'm your self-awareness awareness!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 6 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Yikes!"
        ] .

:173 :published "2010-10-06" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "appearance", "psychology", "recovery" ;
    :title "Isolationism" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/10/06/isolationism/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I don't have anyone over because my house is such a mess."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "My house is tidy."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I don't have anyone over because they'd mess it up."
        ] .

:174 :published "2010-12-08" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "language", "recovery", "weird" ;
    :title "Sense of Humor" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/12/08/sense-of-humor/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "\"If you don't have a sense of humor, it's just not funny!\""
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I don't get it."
        ] .

:175 :published "2010-08-31" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "god", "recovery", "religion", "spirituality", "weird" ;
    :title "Point" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/08/31/point/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "When you point your finger at someone, there are three fingers pointing back at you."
        ] .

:176 :published "2010-09-20" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "anger", "feelings", "psychology", "recovery", "spirituality" ;
    :title "Clouds" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/09/20/clouds/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I watch my feelings drift by like clouds."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "That one looks like psychotic rage!"
        ] .

:177 :published "2010-12-31" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "delusions", "fear", "weird" ;
    :title "The Last Panel" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/12/31/the-last-panel/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "What happens when the third panel runs out?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "It's way too soon to think about that. Relax and enjoy the panels God gave you."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Here it comes!!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "What a wonderful time we've had together."
        ] .

:180 :published "2010-10-11" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "boundaries", "codependence", "psychology", "recovery", "relationships" ;
    :title "Gift" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/10/11/gift/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "A gift for you!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Gosh thanks!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I hope you like it! I put a lot of thought into it. It was expensive but your happiness is worth it"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "A box of guilt!"
        ] .

:181 :published "2010-09-07" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "appearance", "arguments", "delusions", "fear", "humans", "perspective", "psychology" ;
    :title "Helmet" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/09/07/helmet/" ;
    :author_comment "Self-righteous helmet naggers are a much more prevalent danger to cyclists than physical injuries.  There’s little evidence my helmet would increase my physical safety in case of an accident (there’s as much evidence for the opposite, in fact), but it does protect my social safety. If I suffered an accident, I’d need the support of my friends and family, and they threaten to withhold this if I don’t wear a helmet.  So I do. And then I make cartoons complaining about it." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "My helmet protects me!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Helmeted cyclists have more fatal accidents than un-helmeted."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "It protects me from self-righteous nagging to wear a helmet!"
        ] .

:182 :published "2010-09-21" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "humans", "libertarians", "psychology", "recovery", "relationships" ;
    :title "Freedom" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/09/21/freedom-2/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "We're free!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "What are you going to do with your freedom?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Find someone to oppress me!"
        ] .

:183 :published "2010-10-13" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "love", "psychology", "recovery", "relationships" ;
    :title "Treat Yourself" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/10/13/treat-yourself/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "People don't treat you the way you treat them..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "They treat you the way you treat yourself."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I love me!"
        ] .

:184 :published "2010-12-23" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "poop", "recovery", "relationships" ;
    :title "Special Gift" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/12/23/special-gift/" ;
    :author_comment "Oh geez, another poop joke? I’m getting rid of them now, while everyone’s probably on vacation due to the “holiday season,” which this one is kind of about." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Take this!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I don't want it."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "But I made it just for you!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I didn't ask you to."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 5 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "You don't love me!!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 6 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I'm not taking your shit."
        ] .

:185 :published "2010-09-24" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "ip" ;
    :title "Permission" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/09/24/permission/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Everyone is free! They just need my permission."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Can we get rid of the permission thing?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Off with your head!"
        ] .

:186 :published "2010-09-13" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "delusions", "fear", "helmet wars!" ;
    :title "Helmet Wars! Believe" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/09/13/helmet-wars-believe/" ;
    :author_comment "As I’ve said before, I wear a fucking helmet. But that’s not enough:" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Wearing the helmet is not enough."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "You have to believe in the helmet."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Otherwise it won't protect you"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "From helmet nazis."
        ] .

:187 :published "2010-09-22" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "boundaries", "codependence", "psychology", "recovery" ;
    :title "Owe" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/09/22/owe/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "If I say something to you, you owe me a response."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Thus through my actions, I create obligations in you."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Now you owe me an apology!"
        ] .

:188 :published "2010-09-13" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "delusions", "fear", "helmet wars!", "psychology" ;
    :title "Helmet Wars! Security" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/09/13/helmet-wars-security/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I broke my leg in a bike crash once. Now I always wear a helmet."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Helmets don't protect your legs."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Stop undermining my false sense of security!!"
        ] .

:189 :published "2010-09-13" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "delusions", "helmet wars!", "psychology" ;
    :title "Helmet Wars! Brain Damage" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/09/13/helmet-wars-brain-damage/" ;
    :author_comment "I rode one season without a helmet. It was exciting, liberating, and sensual. Then, on my first ride wearing a helmet again, my mind was filled with resentful judgements of all the cyclists I saw who weren’t wearing helmets. Just wearing a helmet messed up my brain." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Everyone must wear a helmet!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "...or be shamed, ostracized, and punished - for their own good!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "You're making me think helmets cause brain damage."
        ] .

:190 :published "2010-09-13" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :title "Helmet Wars! Incentive" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/09/13/helmet-wars-incentive/" ;
    :author_comment "This could explain why bike accidents increase with helmet use." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I hate wearing this stupid helmet."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "But it'll be worth it if I ever crash."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "All the more incentive to crash!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I can't wait!"
        ] .

:191 :published "2010-09-13" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "delusions", "god", "helmet wars!", "religion", "weird" ;
    :title "Helmet Wars! Religion" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/09/13/helmet-wars-religion/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "My helmet"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "My religion"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi", "eunice" ;
            :text "Makes me feel safe in a scary world."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi", "eunice" ;
            :text "Even through there's no proof that"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 5 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Helmets reduce injury"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 6 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "God exists"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 7 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi", "eunice" ;
            :text "You should"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 8 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Wear a helmet."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 9 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Convert."
        ] .

:192 :published "2010-09-13" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "anger", "arguments", "boundaries", "delusions", "helmet wars!", "learning", "psychology" ;
    :title "Helmet Wars! Conclusion" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/09/13/helmet-wars-conclusion/" ;
    :author_comment "This is what I should have said to the helmet fascist that inspired much of this series. If I ever ride without a helmet again, I hope I can remember these 4 magic words: “none of your business.”" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Where's your helmet?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "None of your business."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Boundaries are the best protection!"
        ] .

:193 :published "2010-09-11" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "advice", "delusions", "feelings", "happiness", "humans", "suffering" ;
    :title "What You Can’t Accept, Deny!" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/09/11/denial-2/" ;
    :author_comment "In celebration of my bloggingheads.tv appearance!" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "The mass extinction of other species causes more grief than I can bear."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "So, deny it!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi", "eunice" ;
            :text "YAY!!"
        ] .

:194 :published "2010-10-28" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "life", "recovery", "spirituality" ;
    :title "Truth" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/10/28/truth/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Some people won't like your truth"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "That is so lame."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "But you don't have to fight with them."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "You're an idiot."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 5 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Just keep on telling your truth."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 6 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Shut up!"
        ] .

:195 :published "2010-09-16" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "feelings", "love", "psychology", "recovery", "relationships", "spirituality" ;
    :title "Compassion" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/09/16/compassion/" ;
    :author_comment "Fact: I am not a vegan." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "It's important to have compassion."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I have compassion for all living beings. That's why I'm vegan and won't reproduce."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I meant, it's important to have compassion for me."
        ] .

:196 :published "2010-09-29" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "delusions", "fear", "psychology", "recovery", "suffering" ;
    :title "Safe" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/09/29/safe/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I must keep my guard up at all times!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Why?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "It's the only way I can feel safe."
        ] .

:197 :published "2010-09-17" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "economics", "ip", "language" ;
    :title "Misinformation" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/09/17/misinformation/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Facts are so rarely cited..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "...But the same lies get quoted over and over again!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Misinformation wants to be free."
        ] .

:198 :published "2010-09-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "delusions", "life", "psychology", "recovery" ;
    :title "Potential" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/09/27/potential/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I have so much potential!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Then why don't you ever do anything?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I don't want to use it up!"
        ] .

:198_2 :published "2010-11-04" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "anger", "humans", "recovery" ;
    :title "Up With People!" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/11/04/up-with-people/" ;
    :author_comment "Fellow traitors might enjoy the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement <http://vhemt.org/>." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Up with people! Everybody loves people!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I'm not so crazy about them actually."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Die, traitor!!"
        ] .

:199 :published "2010-11-01" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "art", "humans", "language" ;
    :title "Message to Humanity" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/11/01/message-to-humanity/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "The poem is my message to humanity!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "caption" ;
            :text "Dear Dumbasses: I hate you all. Love, Mimi."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "No one appreciates my genius!"
        ] .

:200 :published "2010-11-05" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "life", "recovery", "spirituality", "travel" ;
    :title "Start Where You Are" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/11/05/start-where-you-are/" ;
    :author_comment "A companion to this comic <http://ninapaley.com/mimiandeunice/2010/07/28/journey/>." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Where do I start?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Start where you are."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "caption" ;
            :text "Later..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I ended up where I am, too!"
        ] .

:201 :published "2010-11-08" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "delusions", "perspective", "psychology", "recovery", "suffering" ;
    :title "What’s Right" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/11/08/whats-right/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Something's wrong!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "But look at everything that's right!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Who cares?"
        ] .

:202 :published "2010-11-09" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "delusions", "religion", "slapstick", "spirituality", "suffering", "violence" ;
    :title "Saving the World" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/11/09/saving-the-world/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi", "eunice" ;
            :text "I'm gonna save the world!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi", "eunice" ;
            :text "Everyone just has to follow my plan."
        ] .

:203 :published "2010-11-11" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "feelings", "recovery", "relationships" ;
    :title "Consent" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/11/11/consent/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "No one can hurt your feelings..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "...without your consent."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "What a cruel and insensitive thing to say!!"
        ] .

:204 :published "2010-11-10" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "art", "god", "poop", "spirituality" ;
    :title "Muse" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/11/10/muse/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "As an artist, I take orders directly from my muse."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "That sounds amazing."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "It is!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "muse" ;
            :text "More poop jokes!"
        ] .

:205 :published "2010-11-12" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "love", "recovery", "relationships", "spirituality" ;
    :title "Love Yourself" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/11/12/love-yourself/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "First, you must love yourself."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Myself?!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I deserve better!"
        ] .

:206 :published "2010-12-28" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "language", "recovery" ;
    :title "Anonymity" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/12/28/anonymity/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I cherish the principle of anonymity."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Why?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Because I can't remember anyone's names."
        ] .

:207 :published "2010-11-29" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "art", "economics", "ip" ;
    :title "Good Ideas" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/11/29/good-ideas/" ;
    :author_comment "Attention is scarce, information is not." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "There aren't enough good ideas!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Sure there are!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I don't see any!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "You don't have enough attention."
        ] .

:207B :published "2010-11-30" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "ip", "relationships", "slapstick", "violence", "weird" ;
    :title "Not a Good Idea" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/11/30/not-a-good-idea/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "You wouldn't know a good idea if it hit you in the face!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "POW!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Maybe that wasn't a good idea"
        ] .

:208 :published "2010-12-01" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "fear", "love", "recovery", "relationships" ;
    :title "Someday" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/12/01/someday/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Someday someone will love me."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "How about right now?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "It's not someday yet!"
        ] .

:209 :published "2010-12-24" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "anger", "delusions", "recovery", "religion" ;
    :title "Martyr of Martyrs" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/12/24/martyr-of-martyrs/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "You have a martyr complex!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Stop being such a martyr!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Martyr!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "WHAM WHAM WHAM"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 5 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I'm dying of irony"
        ] .

:210 :published "2010-09-23" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "fear", "language", "law", "libertarians" ;
    :title "Fascist" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/09/23/fascist/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "The word \"fascist\" is so over-used it's becoming meaningless."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "That's why we've set up re-education camps for the worst offenders."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Fascist!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "See?"
        ] .

:211 :published "2010-10-15" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "fear", "ip", "language", "law" ;
    :title "Authoritarian" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/10/15/authoritarian/" ;
    :author_comment "The US government really has been seizing URLs, for an example go here <http://tvshack.net/index.html>." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "What does \"authoritarian\" mean?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "It means they eat authors."
        ] .

:212 :published "2010-09-28" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "ip", "language", "law" ;
    :title "Balance" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/09/28/balance/" ;
    :author_comment "Also legislators’ needs for campaign contributions." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Copyright's all about balance: balancing creators' and the public's need for free expression..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "With copyright lawyers' need for paychecks!"
        ] .

:213 :published "2010-12-02" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "delusions", "fear", "ip", "law" ;
    :title "Limits to Speech" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/12/02/limits-to-speech/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "There have to be limits to speech"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Otherwise it'd be a free-for-all!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I feel much safer in a fear-for-all."
        ] .

:214 :published "2010-12-17" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "life", "recovery" ;
    :title "Vindicated" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/12/17/vindicated/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Someday, history will vindicate me!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "caption" ;
            :text "Later..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "caption" ;
            :text "\"I guess she was right after all\""
        ] .

:216 :published "2010-10-29" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "art", "ip", "love", "recovery", "spirituality" ;
    :title "Originality" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/10/29/927/" ;
    :author_comment "Mimi & Eunice distill an earlier article, The Cult of Originality <http://blog.ninapaley.com/2009/12/28/the-cult-of-originality/>." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Say something original."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I love you!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Originality is overrated."
        ] .

:217 :published "2010-10-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "art", "ip" ;
    :title "Watermark" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/10/26/watermark/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Try my new cake!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "GAH! It smells like pee!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "That's because I peed on it."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Why?!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 5 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I don't want anyone to steal it!"
        ] .

:218 :published "2010-10-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "economics", "ip", "suffering" ;
    :title "Viral Patent" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/10/27/viral-patent/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "ACHOO!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I've patented the cold virus, & you're infringing!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Your patent won't stop anyone from getting colds!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "You just think you should get everything for free!"
        ] .

:219 :published "2010-10-10" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "art", "economics", "ip" ;
    :title "Non-Commercial" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/10/01/non-commercial/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "My work is \"free\"..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "...Except for commercial use, which is evil and I forbid it!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "caption" ;
            :text "Later..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "WAAA! No one's figured out how to make money on the Internet!"
        ] .

:220 :published "2010-12-14" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "ip" ;
    :title "Incentive to Create" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/12/14/incentive-to-create/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "No one would create without monetary incentives."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Nonsense. People create for all kinds of reasons."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Who paid you to say that?!"
        ] .

:221 :published "2010-12-09" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "feelings", "happiness", "recovery" ;
    :title "Right or Happy II" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/12/09/right-or-happy-ii/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Would you rather be right, or happy?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Happy!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "But since things went as badly as I predicted, being right is a nice consolation prize."
        ] .

:222 :published "2010-10-04" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "delusions", "language", "learning", "spirituality" ;
    :title "Knowledge" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/10/04/knowledge/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I must have more knowledge! More!!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Why not use the knowledge you already have?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I said knowledge, not wisdom."
        ] .

:223 :published "2010-12-10" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "economics", "happiness", "recovery" ;
    :title "Right or Happy III" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/12/10/right-or-happy-iii/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Would you rather be right, or happy?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Neither!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I'd rather be rich!"
        ] .

:224 :published "2010-11-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "addictive/compulsive", "compulsion", "recovery", "spirituality" ;
    :title "Meant to Know" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/11/26/meant-to-know/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Must... get... more... information..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "TAP CLICK GAZE SEARCH"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "\"What you are meant to know will come to you with no effort on your part.\""
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "It would take effort to quit my compulsive info-seeking!"
        ] .

:225 :published "2010-12-15" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "delusions", "economics", "ip" ;
    :title "Balance, again" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/12/15/balance-again/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Slaves are property!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Slaves are people!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Slaves are an economic incentive for plantation owners to produce cotton, which benefits society."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "In that case, let's just balance slaveholder's rights with human rights!"
        ] .

:226 :published "2010-12-29" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "perspective" ;
    :title "Intellectualize" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/12/29/intellectualize/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "You over-intellectualize everything!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "No I don't. You're just too dumb to understand what I'm talking about."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "See?!"
        ] .

:227 :published "2010-10-22" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "boundaries", "delusions", "psychology", "recovery" ;
    :title "Approval" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/10/22/approval/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "One person's approval means I'm OK. A hundred people's approval means I'm awesome."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Everyone's approval means-"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "You're not you any more!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Oh, I stopped being me when I sought approval from the first person."
        ] .

:228 :published "2010-12-16" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "delusions", "psychology", "recovery" ;
    :title "Universe" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/12/16/universe/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "caption" ;
            :text "Mimi's universe"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "caption" ;
            :text "Eunice's universe"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "caption" ;
            :text "The universe"
        ] .

:229 :published "2010-12-13" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "art", "life", "spirituality", "weird" ;
    :title "Life In 3 Panels" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/12/13/life-in-3-panels/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Sometimes life doesn't fit neatly into 3 panels."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "What do you mean?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Well, for one example:"
        ] .

:230 :published "2010-10-08" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "god", "language", "weird" ;
    :title "Critical Theory" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/10/08/critical-theory/" ;
    :author_comment "Bonus Friday cartoon! This one’s for Bill Benzon of the Valve." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Your theory is critical!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Your criticism is theoretical!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :text "Your humanities departments are de-funded!"
        ] .

:231 :published "2010-10-19" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "appearance", "delusions", "language", "perspective" ;
    :title "Cosplay" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/10/19/cosplay/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I didn't know you were into cosplay!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Cosplay?! I'm a fashionista, not a nerd!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "You just imitate magazines instead of comic books!"
        ] .

:232 :published "2010-10-20" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "addictive/compulsive", "appearance", "delusions", "recovery" ;
    :title "Body Image" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/10/20/body-image/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "This is how I think I should look."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "This is how I think I do look."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "How do I really look?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "No one cares!"
        ] .

:233 :published "2010-10-21" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "addictive/compulsive", "appearance", "feelings", "recovery" ;
    :title "It’s Not How You Look…" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/10/21/its-not-how-you-look/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "It's not how you look..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "It's how you feel!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "You mean everyone's judging my feelings, too?!"
        ] .

:234 :published "2011-01-25" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "delusions", "recovery", "spirituality" ;
    :title "In It To Win It" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/01/25/winning-the-race/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Life's a race!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "ZOOM!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "You won!"
        ] .

:235 :published "2011-01-31" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "anger", "delusions", "happiness", "recovery", "spirituality" ;
    :title "Worldly Attachments" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/01/31/worldly-attachments/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "How'd you get up there?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I just let go of my worldly attachments!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Some of us hafta work for a living!"
        ] .

:236 :published "2010-12-21" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "boundaries", "codependence", "poop", "recovery", "relationships" ;
    :title "Unity" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/12/21/unity/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "BRAAP!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "That's disgusting!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Your criticism undermines our unity. We're a vulnerable movement - Infighting weakens us!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Sorry."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 5 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "BRAAP!"
        ] .

:237 :published "2010-12-22" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "boundaries", "codependence", "language", "libertarians", "poop", "recovery" ;
    :title "The Movement" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/12/22/the-movement/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Disagreements threaten our movement."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Therefore our movement's goal is no longer freedom, it's no infighting."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "What movement are we in again?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "The bowel movement."
        ] .

:238 :published "2010-10-25" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "economics", "ip", "language", "money" ;
    :title "Added Value" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/10/25/added-value/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Take!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "You can have it back for $220,000."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "You stole my nose!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I added value to it."
        ] .

:239 :published "2010-11-22" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "art", "economics", "ip" ;
    :title "Stealing Labor" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/11/22/stealing-labor/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I wrote you this song"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Why?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "So that you'd pay me"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "But I didn't hire you."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 5 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "You're stealing my labor!!"
        ] .

:240 :published "2010-11-23" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "art", "delusions", "economics", "ip" ;
    :title "Killing Music" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/11/23/killing-music/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Have some money!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Don't give it to me..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Give it to a giant faceless corporation that claims to represent me!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Forget it, then."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 5 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "You're killing music!"
        ] .

:241 :published "2010-11-24" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "art", "delusions", "economics", "ip", "money" ;
    :title "Principles" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/11/24/principles/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "A quarter?! I'm insulted!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "You should have to pay $15 for a CD!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "How much would you get?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "A dime. But it's the principle of the thing." ;
            :text ""
        ] .

:242 :published "2011-01-24" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "psychology", "recovery", "spirituality" ;
    :title "Really Big Brain" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/01/24/really-big-brain/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "caption" ;
            :text "Which brain are you thinking with?"
        ] .

:243 :published "2010-11-18" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "addictive/compulsive", "delusions", "recovery" ;
    :title "Drinking Problem" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/11/18/drinking-problem/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Why won't you admit you have a drinking problem?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Same reason you don't admit you have a drinking problem."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I don't have a drinking problem!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Exactly!"
        ] .

:247 :published "2010-11-25" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "fear", "happiness", "help", "love", "recovery", "relationships" ;
    :title "Better Than Advice" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/11/25/better-than-advice/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I don't know what to do!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I don't know either."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Let's not know together."
        ] .

:248 :published "2010-11-17" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "economics", "ip" ;
    :title "Obscurity" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/11/17/obscurity/" ;
    :author_comment "Based on a famous quote from Tim O’Reilly. Because Mimi & Eunice are Free and Copyleft and ShareAlike and want to be copied, “piracy” poses no threat to them at all. But very few people know they exist. Please copy, embed, etc. – the more they’re copied, the less obscure they’ll become." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "The greatest threat to cartoon characters isn't piracy..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "It's obscurity."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "We're in a heap of trouble, then."
        ] .

:249 :published "2011-01-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "psychology", "recovery", "relationships" ;
    :title "Relationships Explained" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/01/26/relationships-explained/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I like you!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "So what? You like everyone."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I want assholes to like me — That'll mean I'm really special!"
        ] .

:250 :published "2010-11-15" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "happiness", "humans", "perspective" ;
    :title "Mondays" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/11/15/mondays/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I love Mondays!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "All the suckers with jobs are back at work."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Sucks to be them!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I love mondays!"
        ] .

:251 :published "2010-11-19" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "anger", "god", "perspective" ;
    :title "G.D.I.F." ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/11/19/g-d-i-f/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "God damn it's Friday."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "All the working schmucks get let out of their pens and herd all over the sidewalks again!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "God damn Fridays!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Damn them to hell!"
        ] .

:252 :published "2011-02-01" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "art", "happiness", "recovery", "spirituality" ;
    :title "Contribution" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/02/01/contribution/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "The world is so big, and I am so small."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "How could I possibly contribute anything that matters?"
        ] .

:253 :published "2010-11-16" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "law", "libertarians", "weird" ;
    :title "Gravity" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/11/16/gravity/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "You have no respect for the law!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Sure I do! I respect the law of gravity!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "OK I lied."
        ] .

:254 :published "2010-12-30" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "delusions", "god", "recovery", "predictions", "the future" ;
    :title "Futurism" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/12/30/futurism/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "The future will be great!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "The future will be awful!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :text "The future doesn't care what you think."
        ] .

:255 :published "2011-01-06" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "economics", "ip" ;
    :title "Ownership" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/01/06/ownership/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I built that of found and recycled materials!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "TAKE!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I own this brick."
        ] .

:256 :published "2011-01-07" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "addictive/compulsive", "recovery" ;
    :title "Approval is like Heroin" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/01/07/approval-is-like-heroin/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Approval is like heroin."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "You're right! That's really insightful."
        ] .

:258 :published "2011-01-21" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "delusions", "suffering", "weird" ;
    :title "Cough" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/01/21/cough/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "COUGH!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "If a female character coughs in a story, it means she'll be dead by the end."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Oh cruel fate!"
        ] .

:259 :published "2011-01-28" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "economics", "money", "suffering" ;
    :title "Free Bed Bugs" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/01/28/free-bed-bugs/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Look what I got on the street for free!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "What if it has bed bugs?!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Free bed bugs!"
        ] .

:260 :published "2011-02-16" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "law", "libertarians", "violence" ;
    :title "Electoral Politics" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/02/16/electoral-politics/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Political office is for the elite"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "And voting's for people willing to legitimize the system..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "But state force is for everyone!"
        ] .

:261 :published "2011-01-03" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "perspective", "recovery", "weird" ;
    :title "Not Being in the Present" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/01/03/past-present-future/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I'm in the past!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Mimi? Where are you?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I'm in the future!"
        ] .

:262 :published "2011-02-02" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "delusions", "recovery" ;
    :title "How to Win an Argument" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/02/02/how-to-win-an-argument/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Your argument is invalid."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "So's yo' mama!"
        ] .

:263 :published "2011-02-23" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "art", "delusions", "ip", "law" ;
    :title "Incentive to Create II" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/02/23/incentive-to-create-ii/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Copyright is an incentive to create."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Create what?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Lawsuits!"
        ] .

:264 :published "2010-12-11" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "recovery", "spirituality", "suffering" ;
    :title "2 comics about grief" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/12/11/2-comics-about-grief/" ;
    :author_comment "Manish Acharya was one of the funniest people I knew. Missing him isn’t particularly funny, but it’s what’s on my mind right now." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "WAAAA!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Oh, get over it."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "caption" ;
            :text "Later..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I thought you had no patience for grief."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 5 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "It's different when it's your own!"
        ] .

:265 :published "2010-12-11" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "recovery", "spirituality", "suffering" ;
    :title "2 comics about grief" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/12/11/2-comics-about-grief/" ;
    :author_comment "Manish Acharya was one of the funniest people I knew. Missing him isn’t particularly funny, but it’s what’s on my mind right now." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "When someone dies, all you have left is your memories."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "The saddest part is..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I have a terrible memory!"
        ] .

:266 :published "2011-01-18" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "psychology", "recovery", "relationships" ;
    :title "Spikes" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/01/18/spikes/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "What's that you're wearing?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Spikes! No one can touch me."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "But your smile is so alluring."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I know! Fun!"
        ] .

:267 :published "2011-01-19" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "psychology", "recovery", "relationships" ;
    :title "Armor" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/01/19/armor/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "What've you got there?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Armor!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Now I can get close to you in spite of your spikes!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Let's get married!"
        ] .

:268 :published "2010-12-20" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "economics", "money" ;
    :title "Non-profit" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/12/20/nonprofit/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I sent $20 to a non-profit."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Since then, they've spent $30 sending me junk-mail solicitations."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I want a refund."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "But you owe them $10!"
        ] .

:269 :published "2011-02-04" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "delusions", "recovery" ;
    :title "Two Sided" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/02/04/two-sided/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "There are two sides"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "to every argument."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "If I can take"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "both of them..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 5 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "everyone will agree with me!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 6 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Or not."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 7 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Or not!"
        ] .

:270 :published "2011-02-15" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "art", "love", "recovery" ;
    :title "Where Art Comes From" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/02/15/where-art-comes-from/" .

:271 :published "2011-03-15" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "delusions", "recovery", "relationships", "suffering" ;
    :title "No One Wants To Reject Anyone" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/03/15/no-one-wants-to-reject-anyone/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I don't want to reject you..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I prefer to abandon you."
        ] .

:272 :published "2011-01-10" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "love", "psychology", "recovery", "relationships" ;
    :title "Defense Mechanisms" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/01/10/defense-mechanisms/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "My constant joking is a defense mechanism."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "My excessive laughing is a defense mechanism!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Our defense mechanisms were made for each other!"
        ] .

:273 :published "2011-03-16" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "appearance", "love", "perspective", "recovery", "relationships" ;
    :title "Above Everyone" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/03/16/above-everyone/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I thought I was above everyone."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Turns out, I'm on the same level."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Which isn't so bad, actually."
        ] .

:275 :published "2010-12-25" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "god", "religion" ;
    :title "The Reason for the Season" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/12/25/the-reason-for-the-season/" ;
    :author_comment "Today is Isaac Newton’s Birthday!" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Let's put Christ back into Christmas!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Jesus Christ!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "caption" ;
            :text "Happy Newton's Birthday! From Mimi & Eunice"
        ] .

:278 :published "2010-12-24" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "delusions", "psychology", "religion", "suffering" ;
    :title "Please ignore this SPECIAL BONUS HOLIDAY CARTOON!" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/12/24/please-ignore-this-special-bonus-holiday-cartoon/" ;
    :author_comment "I’m trying hard to ignore the hellidays, but I can’t ignore the effort it takes to ignore them. Tune in tomorrow for a special greeting!" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I'm ignoring Christmas."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "What?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Christmas."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "What?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 5 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Christmas!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 6 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "la la la I can't hear you"
        ] .

:279 :published "2011-01-20" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "art", "recovery" ;
    :title "Everything’s Been Done" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/01/20/everythings-been-done/" ;
    :author_comment "Tip o’ the stylus to Nancy Beiman." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Everything's already been done!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Yes..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "But not by you."
        ] .

:280 :published "2011-01-11" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "art", "recovery", "weird" ;
    :title "Mistakes" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/01/11/mistakes/" ;
    :author_comment "I drew most of the last panel with my eyes closed." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Some mistakes should be corrected."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Other are miracles!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Why would anyone want to correct miracles?"
        ] .

:281 :published "2012-03-28" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "art", "recovery" ;
    :title "More Mistakes" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2012/03/28/more-mistakes/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "If I'm free to make mistakes..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Then I am truly free!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "This gag isn't working."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Who cares?"
        ] .

:282 :published "2011-01-12" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "appearance", "delusions", "recovery" ;
    :title "Negative" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/01/12/negative/" ;
    :author_comment "Except this one." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "There's something positive to be gained from any situation!"
        ] .

:283 :published "2011-01-05" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "economics", "ip" ;
    :title "Killer of Scribes" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/01/05/killer-of-scribes/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Every time you buy a printed book..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "A scribe loses his job!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "All books are printed."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "You killed the scribes!"
        ] .

:284 :published "2011-01-04" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "delusions", "ip" ;
    :title "Ye Olde Technologie" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/01/04/ye-olde-technologie/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "why shoulde I go to churche?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I can just staye home and reade my new printed Bible!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Technologie is killing culture!"
        ] .

:285 :published "2011-02-03" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "recovery", "relationships", "slapstick" ;
    :title "Timing" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/02/03/timing/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "WHAM!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I'll catch you!"
        ] .

:286 :published "2011-01-13" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "god", "recovery" ;
    :title "God Will Never Let You Down" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/01/13/god-will-never-let-you-down/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "People may let you down..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "But God never will!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "That's because God doesn't exist."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "It's his best feature!"
        ] .

:287 :published "2011-01-14" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "psychology", "recovery", "relationships" ;
    :title "Bees In Their Bonnets" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/01/14/bees-in-their-bonnets/" ;
    :author_comment "See Bill Benzon’s Busy Bee Brain <http://new-savanna.blogspot.com/2010/05/busy-bee-brain.html>." .

:289 :published "2011-01-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "compulsion", "psychology", "recovery" ;
    :title "100 Apologies" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/01/27/100-apologies/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "You made a mistake."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I'm sorry."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "It's OK."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 5 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Please stop."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 6 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "If one apology makes it OK, 100 apologies should make it awesome!"
        ] .

:290 :published "2011-01-17" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "addictive/compulsive", "anger", "fear", "psychology", "recovery", "violence" ;
    :title "Coping Mechanism" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/01/17/coping-mechanism/" ;
    :author_comment "And so begins a life-long reaction to fear!" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I'm gonna punish you!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Wait! I'll punish myself for you!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Okay."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "euncie" ;
            :text "At least I'm in control."
        ] .

:291 :published "2011-02-07" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "appearance", "arguments", "delusions", "recovery" ;
    :title "But I’m Aging Anyway Just To Spite The Advertising Industry" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/02/07/but-im-aging-just-to-spite-the-advertising-industry/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I'm not caving to social pressure..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I just feel better when I'm thinner."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I feel better when I'm younger."
        ] .

:292 :published "2011-02-09" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "advice", "boundaries", "delusions", "recovery", "relationships" ;
    :title "Advice Without Boundaries" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/02/09/advice-without-boundaries/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "You should follow my advice!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "After all, it works for me."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Maybe I'm not you."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Don't be ridiculous!"
        ] .

:293 :published "2011-02-14" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "happiness", "recovery", "relationships" ;
    :title "All I Want Is For You To Be Happy" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/02/14/all-i-want-is-for-you-to-be-happy/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "All I want is for you to be happy."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "That is so sweet!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "You're much less of a pain in the ass when you're happy."
        ] .

:294 :published "2011-02-08" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "art", "economics", "ip", "money", "recovery" ;
    :title "Business Plan" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/02/08/business-plan/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "caption" ;
            :text "How to make money fall from the sky"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "caption" ;
            :text "1. Place money in sky"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "caption" ;
            :text "3. Profit!!!"
        ] .

:295 :published "2011-02-10" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "art", "economics", "learning", "money", "recovery" ;
    :title "Stop Learning & Start Churning" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/02/10/stop-learning-start-churning/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Learning is fun!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Learning is a means to a marketable end."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Stop learning and start churning!"
        ] .

:296 :published "2011-02-18" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "anger", "art", "recovery" ;
    :title "True" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/02/18/true/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "The more true something is..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "...the more people are offended by it."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "How dare you?!"
        ] .

:297 :published "2011-02-11" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "appearance", "psychology", "recovery", "spirituality", "weird" ;
    :title "My Insides Don’t Match Anything" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/02/11/my-insides-dont-match-anything/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "My insides don't match my outsides."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Let me see your insides."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Plaid!!"
        ] .

:297_2 :published "2011-02-17" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "art", "delusions", "economics", "ip", "money" ;
    :title "Buyer’s Market" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/02/17/buyers-market/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Maybe I should sell out."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Good luck finding a buyer!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "It's a buyer's market in sell-outs."
        ] .

:299 :published "2011-03-17" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "art", "psychology", "recovery", "weird" ;
    :title "Harmony" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/03/17/harmony/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Quiet up there!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "The voices in my head are learning harmony."
        ] .

:300 :published "2011-03-04" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "addictive/compulsive", "compulsion", "psychology", "recovery" ;
    :title "Oxford-Compulsive Dictionary" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/03/04/oxford-compulsive-dictionary/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Do you spell \"anal retentive\" with a hyphen?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I'll just check the O.C.D."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "And check it and check it and check it"
        ] .

:301 :published "2011-02-21" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "anger", "art", "feelings", "recovery" ;
    :title "Art is Stupid" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/02/21/art-is-stupid/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "OOPS."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Art is stupid!"
        ] .

:302 :published "2011-02-22" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "anger", "art", "recovery" ;
    :title "Art is Stupid 2" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/02/22/art-is-stupid-2/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Art is stupid."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "It doesn't pay, it's already been done, it's ridiculous."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "You made a mistake, didn't you?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Stupid art!"
        ] .

:303 :published "2011-02-24" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "art", "ip", "law" ;
    :title "Spectrum Disorders" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/02/24/spectrum-disorders/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "caption" ;
            :text "Spectrum disorders"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "caption" ;
            :text "Artistic"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "caption" ;
            :text "Emotional outbursts"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "caption" ;
            :text "Inability to support self"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 5 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "caption" ;
            :text "Severely restricted interests"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 6 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "caption" ;
            :text "Social impairment"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 7 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "caption" ;
            :text "Lawtistic"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 8 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "caption" ;
            :text "Rigid adherence to rules"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 9 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "caption" ;
            :text "Verbose, pedantic communication"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 10 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "caption" ;
            :text "Lack of empathy"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 11 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "caption" ;
            :text "No imagination"
        ] .

:304 :published "2011-02-28" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "anger", "delusions", "language", "psychology" ;
    :title "Allergy" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/02/28/allergy/" ;
    :author_comment "Since half my friends are allergic* to wheat gluten, I hope they’ll still speak to me after this comic.\n\n*It’s not an allergy, it’s a sensitivity. If it’s an allergy, I’d better see you go into  anaphylactic shock the next time you dig your chopsticks into the Chinese food you said you can’t eat because it has soy sauce. And I say this as someone who has plenty of dietary restrictions of her own." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I'm allergic to the tiny micro-trace of gluten in this soy sauce..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "...but I can nibble this cookie because it's tasty!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I'm allergic to bullshit."
        ] .

:305 :published "2011-02-25" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "art", "ip", "law" ;
    :title "Good Artists Copy, Great Artists Steal" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/02/25/good-artists-copy-great-artists-steal/" ;
    :author_comment "This is usually attributed to Pablo Picasso, but I’m not sure he ever actually said it. It sure has been copied a lot!" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Good artists copy."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Great artists steal."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "For everyone else, there's copyright."
        ] .

:306 :published "2011-03-01" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "ip", "law", "money" ;
    :title "Un-Original Business Model" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/03/01/un-original-business-model/" ;
    :author_comment "Apparently a few quilters who leave troll comments on Techdirt get their ideas from the RIAA and MPAA." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "If you copy anything I say, do, or think, I'll sue you!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Where did you get such a dreadful business model?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I copied it!"
        ] .

:307 :published "2011-03-02" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "delusions", "ip", "poop", "weird" ;
    :title "E-Paper" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/03/02/e-paper/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "No more dead tree paper!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "From now on, we're using e-paper on this e-reader."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "SIGH..."
        ] .

:308 :published "2011-03-03" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "economics", "money" ;
    :title "Tax Incentives" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/03/03/tax-incentives/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Tax breaks for home ownership..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "...are incentives to own homes."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I can't afford a house."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "How irrational."
        ] .

:310 :published "2011-03-08" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "god", "recovery", "religion", "spirituality" ;
    :title "Prayers" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/03/08/prayers/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi", "eunice" ;
            :text "Dear God:"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Grant me knowledge of your will for me, and the power to carry it out."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I want a pony."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi", "eunice" ;
            :text "Amen."
        ] .

:311 :published "2011-03-07" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "ip", "love" ;
    :title "Can’t Buy Love" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/03/07/cant-buy-love/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "You can't buy love."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "But you can copy it!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Thereby depriving its owner of potential income!"
        ] .

:311_2 :published "2011-03-11" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "economics", "ip", "money" ;
    :title "Just Some Old Junk I Don’t Want" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/03/11/just-some-old-junk-i-dont-want/" ;
    :author_comment "Did you know that Annette Hanshaw’s master recordings were recycled for scrap metal? That’s how “valuable” they were to Columbia Records." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "What's this?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Just some old junk I don't want."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Can I have it?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "For a million dollars."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 5 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "If you want it, clearly it's valuable."
        ] .

:312 :published "2011-03-09" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "ip", "law" ;
    :title "What Did We Do Before Laws?" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/03/09/what-did-we-do-before-laws/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "What did we do before laws?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "We went to the town asshole, who settled disputes based on whatever arbitrary crap he pulled out of his butt."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Thank God that's codified now!"
        ] .

:313 :published "2011-03-10" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "art", "ip" ;
    :title "My Works Are Like My Children" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/03/10/my-works-are-like-my-children/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "My works are like my children!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Like children I'd have no incentive to birth, raise, or nurture without a commercial monopoly."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Any mother could understand."
        ] .

:314 :published "2012-03-29" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "delusions", "psychology", "suffering" ;
    :title "Adverse Reaction" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2012/03/29/theres-no-detectable-gluten-in-soy-sauce/" ;
    :author_comment """As expected, some people didn’t like last week’s comic strip about “allergies” to gluten in soy sauce. Guess what I found out since then? Soy sauce, even soy sauce made with wheat, contains no detectable gluten.

    We sent a sample of soy sauce of the brands Kikkoman and Lima to an external laboratory to determine gluten levels. In both samples the gluten content was below detection limit of 5ppm (see report). According to a new European legislation, which will only be fully implemented in 2012, gluten-free foodstuffs should contain less than 20 ppm gluten. The FDA also proposes a limit of 20 ppm. This means that our two tested products may be considered as gluten-free soy sauce. Link

That doesn’t seem to stop adverse reactions like Mimi’s, above.""" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I have a severe adverse reaction to the non-existent wheat gluten in soy sauce!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Symptoms include acting out in restaurants, self-righteous victimhood, and leaving troll comments online."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "You must feel very special."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Plus there's no cure!"
        ] .

:315 :published "2011-03-14" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "happiness", "recovery", "spirituality" ;
    :title "Perfect Faith" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/03/14/perfect-faith/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I'm exactly where I need to be!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "How do you know?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Here I am!"
        ] .

:317 :published "2011-05-05" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "feelings", "humans", "learning", "memory", "psychology", "recovery", "suffering" ;
    :title "Junior High" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/05/05/junior-high/" ;
    :author_comment "I had a truly horrible Junior High school career, in which I occupied the much-loathed lowest rung in a social hierarchy I didn’t want to be a part of. (How it sickens me when adults say, “everyone wants to fit in!” I didn’t want to fit in, I wanted to GET OUT.) That may be why I read the hundreds of very kind “Happy Birthday” messages on my Facebook page Tuesday with some cognitive dissonance. I don’t think I’ll ever be able to accept the identity of “popular.”" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Everyone hates me!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Everyone loves you"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "They just don't know it yet."
        ] .

:318 :published "2011-04-19" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "appearance", "psychology", "recovery" ;
    :title "Compare" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/04/19/compare/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I compare myself to others."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "You shouldn't do that."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Other people don't compare themselves as much as you do."
        ] .

:319 :published "2011-04-01" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "learning", "psychology", "recovery", "spirituality" ;
    :title "Banging My Head Against A Wall" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/04/01/banging-my-head-against-a-wall/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "CRACK!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Breakthrough!"
        ] .

:320 :published "2011-03-28" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "compulsion", "recovery", "relationships", "suffering" ;
    :title "Conversation Duty" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/03/28/conversation-duty/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I wish she'd stop talking..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "But it's my duty to listen to her."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "It's my duty to entertain her."
        ] .

:321 :published "2011-03-18" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "anger", "relationships", "slapstick", "violence" ;
    :title "Can you die of PMS?" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/03/18/can-you-die-of-pms/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I hate having P.M.S. I hate it!!!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Look, you're not going to die of P.M.S."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "No, but you might!"
        ] .

:322 :published "2011-03-21" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "advice", "recovery" ;
    :title "Don’t Fix" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/03/21/dont-fix/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "You should—"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Stop!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I don't want you to \"fix\" my problems!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I want to complain about them."
        ] .

:323 :published "2011-03-22" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "art", "ip", "law" ;
    :title "Protection" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/03/22/protection/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "You artists should be grateful for us lawyers. We protect you!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "From what?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Lawyers!"
        ] .

:324 :published "2011-03-23" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "art", "god", "recovery", "spirituality", "suffering" ;
    :title "Who Cares What YOU Think" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/03/23/who-cares-what-you-think/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "GAH! I hate it!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :text "I like it."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Oh sure, you..."
        ] .

:325 :published "2011-03-24" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "art", "compulsion", "recovery" ;
    :title "Hurry Up and Slow Down" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/03/24/hurry-up-and-slow-down/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Slow down!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Slow down now!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Hurry up and slow down!!"
        ] .

:326 :published "2011-03-25" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "language", "law" ;
    :title "If Stupidity Is Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Outlaw Stupidity" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/03/25/if-stupidity-is-outlawed/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Stupidity should be illegal!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "You're under arrest!"
        ] .

:327 :published "2011-03-29" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "ip", "law", "money" ;
    :title "So Much Potential" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/03/29/so-much-potential/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I'm suing you for stealing my client's potential income!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "That makes potential sense."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Here's a potential hundred million dollars."
        ] .

:328 :published "2011-03-30" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "feelings", "memory", "psychology", "recovery" ;
    :title "Stepping Boldly Into The Futurds" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/03/30/stepping-boldly-into-the-futurds/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "You know how I lie awake agonizing over the past?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Memorrhoids!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Well last night I did it over things that haven't even happened yet!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Futurds!"
        ] .

:329 :published "2011-03-31" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "ip", "law" ;
    :title "The Social Kool-Aid" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/03/31/the-social-kool-aid/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Why should I obey the law?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "It's part of the social contract."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I didn't sign any social contract."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "You have to — It's the law!"
        ] .

:330 :published "2011-04-21" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "libertarians", "money" ;
    :title "Freedom is, in Fact, Free (but Stuff isn’t)" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/04/21/freedom-3/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Unlike you, I can't afford to be free!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I have stuff to pay for!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Freedom is your nature. It's the stuff you can't afford."
        ] .

:331 :published "2011-04-04" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "anger", "appearance", "arguments", "language" ;
    :title "Some Things Really Are Stupid" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/04/04/some-things-really-are-stupid/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "That hat is stupid."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "You called me stupid! An ad hominem attack!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Now you've lost my respect!"
        ] .

:332 :published "2011-04-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "feelings", "recovery", "relationships" ;
    :title "Awesome" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/04/27/awesome/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I am awesome!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "No you're not!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "My God I handled that well!"
        ] .

:333 :published "2011-04-06" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "anger", "humans", "psychology" ;
    :title "Our Virtual Pastime" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/04/06/our-virtual-pastime/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Look! A public shaming!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "YAY!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I used to respect you, but now I'm disgusted!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I am so disappointed!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 5 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "There's another one!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 6 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "God I love the Internet!"
        ] .

:334 :published "2011-04-05" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "appearance", "arguments" ;
    :title "Stupid Hat 2" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/04/05/stupid-hat-2/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I'm not stupid! Try to see my point of view."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "OK."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I still feel smart."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "But you look like an idiot."
        ] .

:335 :published "2011-04-07" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "anger", "arguments", "recovery" ;
    :title "Diversity of Opinion" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/04/07/diversity-of-opinion/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "You're wrong!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Tell someone who cares!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Apparently you can't tolerate a diversity of opinion."
        ] .

:336 :published "2011-04-20" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "economics", "ip" ;
    :title "Hitch Your Wagon" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/04/20/hitch-your-wagon/" ;
    :author_comment "This is a metaphor." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I've hitched my wagon to a star!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I've hitched mine to a turd."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "And I'm criminalizing stars to protect myself from competition."
        ] .

:337 :published "2011-04-08" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "delusions", "ip", "psychology", "recovery" ;
    :title "You May Be Right" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/04/08/you-may-be-right/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "The next time someone says something really stupid..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "...I'm just going to say, \"you may be right.\""
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "That's very respectful of you."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "You may be right."
        ] .

:338 :published "2011-04-08" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "delusions", "ip", "psychology", "recovery" ;
    :title "You May Be Right" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/04/08/you-may-be-right/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Before the Internet, I had more money."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Now I have less money."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Therefore, copying is stealing."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "You may be right!"
        ] .

:339 :published "2011-04-22" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "advice", "recovery" ;
    :title "Advice" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/04/22/advice-2/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I'd like your advice."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Why are you asking me to tell you how to live your life?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I want someone to blame when it goes wrong."
        ] .

:340 :published "2011-04-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "anger", "boundaries", "recovery" ;
    :title "Crabby" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/04/26/crabby/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "caption" ;
            :text "POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Cut it out!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Why are you so crabby?"
        ] .

:341 :published "2011-04-12" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "economics", "ip" ;
    :title "You Can’t Eat Prestige" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/04/12/you-cant-eat-prestige/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "You can't eat prestige."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Nope."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "How's that obscurity taste?"
        ] .

:342 :published "2011-04-11" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "art", "economics", "ip", "law" ;
    :title "Incentivized Creation" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/04/11/incentivized-creation/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "If you don't incentivize my creation with copyright..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I'll stop producing the mercenary commercial product lawyers call \"art\"!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Promise?"
        ] .

:343 :published "2011-04-18" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "psychology", "recovery" ;
    :title "Narcissist" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/04/18/narcissist/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Oh my God — I might be a narcissist!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "This changes everything!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Where are you going? Did you hear me? This is important!!"
        ] .

:344 :published "2011-04-13" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "psychology", "recovery" ;
    :title "Liar or Bitch?" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/04/13/liar-or-bitch/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Your talk was fabulous!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Liar."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "caption" ;
            :text "Later..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "That one was only O.K."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 5 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Bitch."
        ] .

:345 :published "2011-04-14" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "anger", "humans", "recovery" ;
    :title "15 Minutes of Shame" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/04/14/15-minutes-of-shame/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Shame on you!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I am leaving you in disgust!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "On the Internet, everyone gets their 15 minutes of shame."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "OK I'm back"
        ] .

:346 :published "2011-04-15" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "recovery", "travel" ;
    :title "See The World" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/04/15/see-the-world/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Stop working! Get out and see the world."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "So... What are you working on?"
        ] .

:347 :published "2011-04-25" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "language" ;
    :title "Words Are Not Adequate" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/04/25/words-are-not-adequate/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Words are not adequate to communicate."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Sure they are!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "SIGH I'm not getting my point across."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "What point?"
        ] .

:348 :published "2011-05-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "haiku", "money" ;
    :title "Merit" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/05/27/merit/" ;
    :author_comment "In book called Privilege <http://www.amazon.com/Privilege-Adolescent-Princeton-Cultural-Sociology/dp/0691145288>,\nAuthor talks about \"merit\".\nHere’s my summary" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Wealth and class are not important."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "What matters is merit."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Fortunately, you can buy merit."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I'd like a dozen!"
        ] .

:349 :published "2011-04-29" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "perspective", "psychology", "recovery" ;
    :title "Instant Self-Esteem" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/04/29/instant-self-esteem/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I wanna be special!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "You are special!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Just look at the view from inside your head."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "WHOA! Everything revolves around me!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 5 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "See?"
        ] .

:350 :published "2011-05-06" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "delusions", "psychology", "recovery" ;
    :title "Passive-Aggressive" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/05/06/passive-aggressive/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I'm not passive-aggressive"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Unlike some people I know."
        ] .

:351 :published "2011-04-28" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "art", "ip", "money", "suffering" ;
    :title "Only Work If You’re Paid" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/04/28/only-work-if-youre-paid/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "That looks like a lot of work."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "It is."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I only work if I'm paid."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "caption" ;
            :text "Soon:"
        ] .

:352 :published "2011-07-05" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "haiku", "language", "recovery", "relationships" ;
    :title "Say You Love Me" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/07/05/say-you-love-me/" ;
    :author_comment "Saying you love me\nOnly hurts because it’s true\nSay it anyway" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Say you love me!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "OK"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "You love me!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "It only hurts because it's true."
        ] .

:353 :published "2011-05-03" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "happiness", "psychology", "recovery" ;
    :title "You Don’t Have To Be Happy Birthday" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/05/03/you-dont-have-to-be-happy-birthday/" ;
    :author_comment "It’s a lot easier to be happy without the pressure." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "What's wrong?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I'm not happy!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "You don't have to be happy."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Really?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 5 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "That's great!"
        ] .

:354 :published "2011-05-04" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "language" ;
    :title "Theory" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/05/04/theory/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "That's true in theory..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "But it's not true in another theory."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Aren't theories great?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "In theory."
        ] .

:355 :published "2011-06-21" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "delusions", "haiku", "language", "libertarians", "psychology", "recovery" ;
    :title "Individuals" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/06/21/individuals/" ;
    :author_comment "Individuals\nAre better than most people\nThey should have a club" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I hate people in general..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "...but certain individuals are O.K."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Somehow, everyone I know is an individual."
        ] .

:356 :published "2011-05-02" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "anger", "arguments", "delusions", "psychology", "recovery" ;
    :title "What I Actually Say" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/05/02/what-i-actually-say/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I wish you'd pay attention to what I actually say..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "...instead of what you imagine I say."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "How dare you call me stupid?!"
        ] .

:357 :published "2011-06-16" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "feelings", "haiku", "psychology", "recovery", "relationships" ;
    :title "Talk About Feelings" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/06/16/talk-about-feelings/" ;
    :author_comment "Mad, sad, glad, afraid:\nThese words are about feelings.\nYour blather is not." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "And he was like, \"Oh if you have a problem\" I mean it's like really, and then"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "He's giving me crap, and he's like—"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Please stop."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "But I was talking about my feelings."
        ] .

:358 :published "2011-05-10" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "art", "poop" ;
    :title "Posting Art Online" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/05/10/posting-art-online/" ;
    :author_comment "There’s lots of insanely bad behavior online, but even more insanely good behavior. In particular, the gushing praise and encouragement people offer just about any creative effort posted online. Yes, there are trolls and savage critics, but far more people are kind than cruel. It’s no indication of quality, but it is very sweet." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "PLOP!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "CLICK!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "caption" ;
            :text "Poop by Mimi: Look what I made!"
        ] .

:359 :published "2011-05-11" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "ip", "money" ;
    :title "Precious Sacred Idea" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/05/11/precious-sacred-idea/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Someone copied my precious sacred idea and is redistributing it for filthy profit!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Aren't you glad your precious sacred idea is being seen by more people?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Fuck that. I just want money."
        ] .

:360 :published "2011-05-09" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "love", "recovery", "relationships" ;
    :title "The Maldistribution of Love" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/05/09/the-maldistribution-of-love/" ;
    :author_comment "Thoughts on last week’s birthday." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Look at all these birthday cards!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "People love you!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Have too much love. If only I could spread it around."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Without doing any work, I mean."
        ] .

:361 :published "2011-05-12" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "love", "psychology", "recovery" ;
    :title "Unable to Accept Love" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/05/12/unable-to-accept-love/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I love you."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Due to childhood trauma, I am unable to accept love."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "OK."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Hey where are you going?!"
        ] .

:362 :published "2011-05-13" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "love", "recovery" ;
    :title "Partial Solution" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/05/13/partial-solution/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Come back!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "It's true I can't fully accept love..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "But I can partially accept it!"
        ] .

:363 :published "2011-06-22" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "anger", "delusions", "haiku", "recovery", "spirituality" ;
    :title "Entitlement" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/06/22/entitlement/" ;
    :author_comment "If you’re entitled\nYou may not feel so happy\nWhich do you prefer?" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I'm entitled to get what I want!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I'm entitled to be happy!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Choose one."
        ] .

:364 :published "2011-05-16" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "humans", "psychology", "recovery", "spirituality", "suffering", "weird" ;
    :title "The Dawn of Neurosis" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/05/16/the-dawn-of-neurosis/" ;
    :author_comment "An homage to Stanley Kubrick’s timeless 2001 A Space Odyssey." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM"
        ] .

:365 :published "2011-05-18" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "feelings", "memory", "psychology", "recovery" ;
    :title "No" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/05/18/no/" ;
    :author_comment "I have to say no all the time now, but I still feel like I’m betraying my past self." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :text "No."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "How could they say no? How cruel! How insensitive! I'll never be like that!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "caption" ;
            :text "20 years later..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Oh."
        ] .

:366 :published "2011-05-17" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "recovery", "spirituality", "weird" ;
    :title "Faith" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/05/17/faith/" ;
    :author_comment "I’m not saying it makes any sense." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Faith is knowing you'll be OK no matter what happens."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "What if I die?! That's not OK!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "It is if you have faith!"
        ] .

:367 :published "2011-05-19" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "recovery" ;
    :title "Coping Strategies" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/05/19/coping-strategies/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Things aren't working! I must exert more control."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Things aren't working! I need to let go."
        ] .

:368 :published "2011-05-23" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "art", "haiku", "ip", "law", "haiku" ;
    :title "Copyright Reform" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/05/23/copyright-reform/" ;
    :author_comment "Real artists don’t wait\nFor lawyers and officials\nTo give permission." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "The art I want to make is illegal!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Hold on while I go reform the law!"
        ] .

:369 :published "2011-06-23" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "art", "ip", "law", "libertarians" ;
    :title "Allowed" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/06/23/allowed/" ;
    :author_comment "Free Speech means you don’t\nhave to ask if you’re allowed\nto say what you want.\n\nI would kill myself\nIf I had faith in the Law <https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/business-news/artist-at-center-oscar-nominated-195544/>\nThank God for no faith." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Of course I believe in freedom!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I just want to know what I'm allowed to do."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "If you're asking that question, you've already lost."
        ] .

:371 :published "2011-06-02" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "art", "haiku", "perspective" ;
    :title "Beautiful" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/06/02/beautiful/" ;
    :author_comment "Why am I working?\nThe wonders inside my head\noutdo the outdoors." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Why are you working?!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "It's beautiful out there!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "It's beautiful in here."
        ] .

:372 :published "2011-05-20" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "delusions", "ip", "language" ;
    :title "Brand Delusion" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/05/20/brand-delusion/" ;
    :author_comment "Based on a brilliant typo in a techdirt.com comment <http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20110517/02583714300/gene-weingarten-shows-how-to-respond-to-bogus-trademark-threats-stetsonr-hats-suck.shtml#c160>." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Whenever you say Mimi®, you need to include the ® symbol."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Otherwise, I'll suffer brand dilution!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "You already suffer brand delusion."
        ] .

:373 :published "2011-05-24" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "haiku", "humans", "race" ;
    :title "Ancestry is Destiny" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/05/24/ancestry-is-destiny/" ;
    :author_comment """Some of my ancestors were Slavs, the original slaves:

    slave (n.) Look up slave at Dictionary.com late 13c., “person who is the property of another,” from O.Fr. esclave (13c.), from M.L. Sclavus “slave” (cf. It. schiavo, Fr. esclave, Sp. esclavo), originally “Slav” (see Slav), so called because of the many Slavs sold into slavery by conquering peoples.

My other ancestors were Jews, the original victims.  So please don’t play ancestral victim with me. Not because I’ll win, but because it is an extremely stupid game.

Haiku:
Ancestral victims?
Your ancestral oppressors
Are just as dead now.

Alternate Haiku:
Ancestral victims
Yet we all are descended
from the survivors
""";
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "My ancestors were victims."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Your ancestors were oppressors."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "My life's purpose is to give you shit for it."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Ancestry is destiny!"
        ] .

:375 :published "2011-07-11" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "ip", "spirituality" ;
    :title "Trademarked Spirituality" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/07/11/trademarked-spirituality/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Welcome to divide® enlightenment™. We open our hearts® in total trust®..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "...that we may become one™ in the unity of light®. The key to oneness™"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "...is trust®"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Do you know how off-putting that is"
        ] .

:377 :published "2011-05-25" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "haiku", "poop", "recovery" ;
    :title "My Side of the Street" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/05/25/my-side-of-the-street/" ;
    :author_comment "My side of the street\nWas covered with excrement.\nNow it’s on your side." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I'm gonna clean up my side of the street!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "SHOVE!"
        ] .

:378 :published "2011-05-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "art", "delusions", "haiku" ;
    :title "Famous" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/05/26/famous/" ;
    :author_comment "Want to be famous\nUntil I become famous\nUngrateful comic" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I wanna be famous!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I want constant anxiety about whether I'm living up to the expectations of thousands, if not millions of strangers!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "All of whom feel entitled to criticize my every move in public!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Dream on!"
        ] .

:379 :published "2011-07-12" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments" ;
    :title "Fixing Stupid" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/07/12/fixing-stupid/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "You can't fix stupid!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "By telling me that..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Isn't that what you're trying to do?"
        ] .

:380 :published "2011-05-21" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "religion", "weird" ;
    :title "Mimi & Eunice’s Post-Rapture Special" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/05/21/mimi-eunices-post-rapture-special/" .

:381 :published "2011-06-06" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "art", "feelings", "haiku", "recovery" ;
    :title "Masterpiece" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/06/06/masterpiece/" ;
    :author_comment "My great work of art\nIs a great disappointment.\nDid not change the world." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Finally! I have created my masterpiece!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Yet, the world hasn't changed."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I am a failure!"
        ] .

:382 :published "2011-05-31" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "delusions", "haiku", "ip" ;
    :title "Locked Up Technology" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/05/31/locked-up-technology/" ;
    :author_comment """This comic was inspired by Sony <https://www.techdirt.com/2011/05/26/sonys-insane-fear-piracy-means-many-movies-now-suck-digital-theaters/>, but they’re not exceptional. It’s also my first animated GIF Mimi & Eunice. Gear animation modified from Wikimedia Commons <http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Gears_animation_A-B.gif>.

Haiku:
This is obvious.
Locking up our creations
Won’t make them better.""" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I've locked up my technology"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "So no one can tamper with it."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "No one can fix it."
        ] .

:383 :published "2011-06-14" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "feelings", "haiku", "psychology", "recovery" ;
    :title "Keep Moving" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/06/14/keep-moving/" ;
    :author_comment "If I stop running\nI might feel my emotions.\nRun from the feelings." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I like to keep moving!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Because if I stop, the feelings come."
        ] .

:384 :published "2011-08-25" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "economics", "money" ;
    :title "Cost-Benefit" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/08/25/cost-benefit/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "You should do a cost-benefit analysis."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "The cost of doing a cost-benefit analysis..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "...exceeds the benefit."
        ] .

:385 :published "2011-06-01" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "fear", "haiku", "humans", "psychology" ;
    :title "Humans Can Think" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/06/01/humans-can-think/" ;
    :author_comment "Gift of consciousness\nHumans can think about death\nNot sure it’s worth it" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "You know what raises humans above the animals?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Humans can think."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "You're going to die someday."
        ] .

:386 :published "2011-07-01" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "money" ;
    :title "Inside the Box" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/07/01/inside-the-box/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "It's OK to think outside the box..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "But the rest of you should stay in the box."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "That's where the money is."
        ] .

:387 :published "2011-06-03" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "feelings", "haiku", "recovery" ;
    :title "Rinse Cycle" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/06/03/rinse-cycle/" ;
    :author_comment "Soiled emotions\ncome out sparkling clean with a\nquality brainwash." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "There's water coming out of your eyes."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I know."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I'm rinsing the crap from inside my head."
        ] .

:389 :published "2011-05-30" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "haiku", "language", "memory", "violence", "weird" ;
    :title "Membered" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/05/30/membered/" ;
    :author_comment "Poignant or tasteless?\nI can’t tell, but today is\nMemorial Day." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "caption" ;
            :text "Dismembered"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "caption" ;
            :text "Remembered"
        ] .

:390 :published "2011-06-09" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "haiku", "language", "recovery" ;
    :title "Three Magic Words" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/06/09/three-magic-words/" ;
    :author_comment "All of life’s questions\nAnswered by three magic words.\nThey are: \"I don’t know.\"" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Three magic words:"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "What are they?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I don't know!"
        ] .

:391 :published "2011-06-10" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "delusions", "haiku", "libertarians", "suffering" ;
    :title "Senescent Democracy" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/06/10/senescent-democracy/" ;
    :author_comment "When I was your age\nWe voted uphill both ways\nGet off of my lawn" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Why is the U.S. so insane?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "We're supposed to be a mature democracy!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "We're a senescent democracy."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "With dementia."
        ] .

:392 :published "2011-06-13" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "art", "haiku", "ip" ;
    :title "Failed Imitation" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/06/13/failed-imitation/" ;
    :author_comment "Creativity\nIs just failed imitation.\nOr so I have heard." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Creativity is failed imitation."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I agree! Most creativity occurs in perception, not expression."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I didn't say that."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Yes you did!"
        ] .

:393 :published "2011-06-17" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "delusions", "haiku", "humans", "suffering" ;
    :title "Cheap Ending" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/06/17/cheap-ending/" ;
    :author_comment "Someone got pregnant!\nGreat way to end a story\nby making it suck" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I hate stories that \"end\" with someone getting pregnant!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Lazy authors think pregnancy means \"hope & new life.\" but really it means overpopulation..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Stupidity, banality and arrogance!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I'm pregnant!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 5 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "caption" ;
            :text "The End"
        ] .

:394 :published "2011-06-08" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "haiku", "ip" ;
    :title "Status Quo" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/06/08/status-quo/" ;
    :author_comment "Every argument\nI ever hear anymore\nGoes just like this one" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Your ideas are strange and I don't understand them."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "You must not have heard of the status quo. Let me explain:"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Status quo! Status quo! Status quo! Status quo!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "That's very convincing"
        ] .

:395 :published "2011-06-15" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "appearance", "codependence", "delusions", "haiku", "perspective", "psychology", "recovery" ;
    :title "Steel Cage" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/06/15/steel-cage/" ;
    :author_comment "From inside a cage\nEveryone else in the world\nAppears behind bars" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "You have a steel cage around your mind."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Me?!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Totally. I can see the bars!"
        ] .

:396 :published "2011-09-05" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "psychology" ;
    :title "You Still Can’t Fix Stupid" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/09/05/you-still-cant-fix-stupid/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "You can't fix stupid."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Sure you can!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I rest my case."
        ] .

:397 :published "2011-07-18" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "delusions", "economics", "ip" ;
    :title "Walls" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/07/18/walls/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Let's build walls around everything."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "And then charge you to get in!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Why should I consent to this?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Hiring guards creates jobs!"
        ] .

:398 :published "2011-07-13" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "anger", "art", "economics" ;
    :title "Book Burning" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/07/13/book-burning/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Your book offends me!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I'm going to burn a whole case of them!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I hope you've learned your lesson!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Oh yes!"
        ] .

:399 :published "2011-07-19" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "recovery", "relationships" ;
    :title "Expectations" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/07/19/expectations/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "My expectations just get lower and lower."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "That's great!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Eventually I'll be able to meet all of them!"
        ] .

:400 :published "2011-06-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "haiku", "language", "sex", "suffering" ;
    :title "Shrill" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/06/27/shrill/" ;
    :author_comment "A woman says it\nThen a man says the same thing\nNow you can hear it" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "This guy says some challenging, daring and original things!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I've been saying exactly the same things for years."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Yes, but when you say them, they're shrill."
        ] .

:401 :published "2011-07-25" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "ip", "law", "money" ;
    :title "Paperwork" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/07/25/paperwork/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Can I hire you to do a teeny little job that should only take a few minutes?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "OK."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Great! Just fill out this paperwork and we'll get started."
        ] .

:402 :published "2011-06-07" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "delusions", "haiku", "ip", "language", "law" ;
    :title "Censorship Vs. Copyright" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/06/07/censorship-vs-copyright/" ;
    :author_comment "What distinguishes\nCopyright from Censorship?\nThe profit motive." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Silencing you because I don't like what you say is censorship."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Silencing you because I can make more money that way is copyright."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "They're totally different!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "The profit motive makes it OK."
        ] .

:403 :published "2011-06-24" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "boundaries", "fear", "haiku", "ip", "law" ;
    :title "Ass Coverage" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/06/24/ass-coverage/" ;
    :author_comment "Your dangerous ass\nPoint that thing away from me\nToo many lawyers" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "What?! I'm just covering my ass!"
        ] .

:404 :published "2011-07-15" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "life", "spirituality" ;
    :title "Life" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/07/15/life/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "What should I do with my life?!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Breathe. Eat. Poop. Live. Die."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "That's it?!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Is that all there—"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 5 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Yes."
        ] .

:405 :published "2011-07-04" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "delusions", "law", "libertarians" ;
    :title "Liberty for Safety" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/07/04/liberty-for-safety/" ;
    :author_comment "Misquote from Benjamin Franklin.\n\nHappy July 4th!\nWhen will it be time for the\nnext Revolution?" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Those who would give up a little temporary safety to obtain essential liberty..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Deserve neither safety nor liberty."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Dude you got the quote backwards!"
        ] .

:406 :published "2011-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "fear", "religion" ;
    :title "Cults!" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/07/26/cults/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Beware of cults!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "They tell you what to think! Who to talk to! What to believe!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Isn't that what you do?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Do not question me"
        ] .

:407 :published "2011-07-22" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "ip", "law", "violence" ;
    :title "Self Offense" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/07/22/self-offense/" ;
    :author_comment "This isn’t actually about guns. It’s a metaphor for law." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Is violence ever OK?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Only for self-defense."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "BLAM!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I'm defending myself against what you might do."
        ] .

:409 :published "2011-07-08" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "language" ;
    :title "Work" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/07/08/work/" ;
    :author_comment "Sorry this is late\nI got nailed with some bug and\nwas too sick to post" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Work is good for you!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "It combats depression and improves self-esteem!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I know..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I just wish I could do it without doing any work."
        ] .

:410 :published "2011-07-06" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "haiku", "love", "recovery", "relationships" ;
    :title "Fly Bait" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/07/06/fly-bait/" ;
    :author_comment "My friend eschews sweets\nHe prefers salt and acid\nThat’s why he likes me" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I like vinegar more than honey."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I like you more than flies."
        ] .

:411 :published "2011-06-20" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "haiku", "humans", "language", "psychology" ;
    :title "Political Rally" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/06/20/political-rally/" ;
    :author_comment "Let’s get excited!\nOur opponents make us mad!\nGrr! W00t! Grr! W00t! Grr!" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "GRR."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "WOOT."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "GRR!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "WOOT!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 5 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "GRR!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 6 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "WOOT!"
        ] .

:412 :published "2011-07-20" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "love", "psychology", "recovery" ;
    :title "Self Unacceptance" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/07/20/self-unacceptance/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I'm OK exactly the way I am!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Yeah..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "But imagine how amazing you'd be if you were different!"
        ] .

:413 :published "2011-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "recovery", "relationships" ;
    :title "Lonely" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/07/27/lonely/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Where is everyone?!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Oh, right..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I told them all to get lost!"
        ] .

:414 :published "2011-06-29" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "law" ;
    :title "Regulated Breathing" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/06/29/regulated-breathing/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "We're making it illegal to breathe without permission."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "That's insane!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "A criminal like you would say that."
        ] .

:415 :published "2011-06-30" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "ip", "law" ;
    :title "Reality or Law?" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/06/30/reality-or-law/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Your laws are out of touch with reality!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "So what?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Only a criminal would put reality ahead of the law!"
        ] .

:416 :published "2011-07-28" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "recovery", "spirituality" ;
    :title "Mystakes" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/07/28/mystakes/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Why do we make mistakes?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Like life and death, mistakes are a mystery."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "That's why I call them mystakes."
        ] .

:417 :published "2011-06-28" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "haiku", "psychology", "sex" ;
    :title "Shrill 2" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/06/28/shrill-2/" ;
    :author_comment "Oh god she said it\nShrillest word of all: \"sexist.\"\nYour bleeding eardrums." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "So if a man says what I say, he's insightful..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "But when I say it, I'm shrill?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Isn't that sexist?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "AUGH! Shrill! My eardrums are bleeding!!"
        ] .

:419 :published "2011-08-08" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "appearance", "perspective", "weird" ;
    :title "Time Travel" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/08/08/time-travel/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I found a way to travel to the past!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I just project myself into the future..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "And then look back on right now through a lens of nostalgia!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "No dinosaurs?"
        ] .

:420 :published "2011-07-21" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "delusions", "libertarians" ;
    :title "Let’s Make More Regulations!" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/07/21/lets-make-more-regulations/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Corporations own the government!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "They need to be regulated."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "By whom?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "The government!"
        ] .

:421 :published "2011-07-29" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "ip", "law" ;
    :title "Fair Use?" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/07/29/fair-use/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Fair use!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Fairly useless."
        ] .

:422 :published "2011-07-14" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "delusions", "economics", "ip" ;
    :title "Zero-Sum Economics" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/07/14/zero-sum-economics/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "There's only one way to make money:"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Exclude everyone else from making money!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "BOOT!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "caption" ;
            :text "Later..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 5 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Why am I not rich?!"
        ] .

:423 :published "2011-08-19" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "art", "ip" ;
    :title "Copy Animals" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/08/19/copy-animals/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Cameras are copy machines. Computers are copy machines."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "What about people? Are people copy machines?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Of course not!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "People are copy animals."
        ] .

:424 :published "2011-08-05" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "economics", "ip", "money" ;
    :title "Digital Economy" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/08/05/digital-economy/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Where's my money gonna come from in this confusing new digital economy?!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Same place it's always come from..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Raping the environment!"
        ] .

:425 :published "2011-08-22" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "economics", "ip", "money" ;
    :title "Commerce is Bad" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/08/22/commerce-is-bad/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Commerce is bad."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Wherever commerce is involved, someone is exploited!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Well said! Here's your paycheck."
        ] .

:426 :published "2011-08-04" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "psychology", "recovery", "relationships" ;
    :title "No Strings Attached" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/08/04/no-strings-attached/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "We're \"no strings attached\": I get to do what I want..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "...and you get to do what I want."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Oh look, I found some strings."
        ] .

:427 :published "2011-08-03" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "ip", "law", "violence" ;
    :title "Moral Imperative" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/08/03/moral-imperative/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Copyright is a moral imperative!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Why not voluntarily support artists you like?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "It's not moral unless I'm forced at gunpoint."
        ] .

:428 :published "2011-08-02" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "delusions", "recovery", "suffering", "weird" ;
    :title "Drama" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/08/02/drama-2/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Look what's happening!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Whatever."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Why don't you care?!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I don't want to get sucked into your drama."
        ] .

:429 :published "2011-08-01" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "delusions", "psychology", "recovery", "slapstick", "suffering", "violence" ;
    :title "Looking For Problems" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/08/01/looking-for-problems/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Some people look for problems."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Others look for solutions."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Some people look for a punch in the face!"
        ] .

:431 :published "2011-08-18" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "advice", "recovery", "slapstick", "violence" ;
    :title "Offer Solutions" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/08/18/offer-solutions/" ;
    :author_comment "Inspired by responses to Let’s Make More Regulations <http://mimiandeunice.com/2011/07/21/lets-make-more-regulations/>." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Stop bashing your head!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "What's the alternative? Offer solutions, not just criticism!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "WHAM! WHAM! WHAM!"
        ] .

:432 :published "2011-08-24" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "art", "feelings", "psychology", "recovery" ;
    :title "The Letter" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/08/24/the-letter/" ;
    :author_comment "Much agony can go into banal results." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Dear Eunice, I am fine. How are you? Love, Mimi"
        ] .

:434 :published "2011-08-17" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "anger", "ip", "law" ;
    :title "Patented Emotions" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/08/17/patented-emotions/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I've patented emotions."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "?!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "You just violated \"Helpless outrage\" Pat. No. 9278405"
        ] .

:435 :published "2011-08-09" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "anger", "psychology", "relationships" ;
    :title "Talk To Me" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/08/09/talk-to-me/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Why aren't you talking to me?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Please talk to me!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Talk to me so I can tell you what a jerk you're being!"
        ] .

:436 :published "2011-08-10" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "language", "relationships", "sex" ;
    :title "Causal Sex" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/08/10/causal-sex/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I'm into causal sex:"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Sex that causes infections, clinging attachments, & heartache."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I prefer correlational sex."
        ] .

:437 :published "2011-08-11" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "delusions", "psychology", "recovery" ;
    :title "Normal" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/08/11/normal/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I'm not normal!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "That's the most common sentiment on Earth."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I'm too normal!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "No one else thinks so."
        ] .

:438 :published "2011-08-12" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "art", "delusions", "ip", "language" ;
    :title "Appropriated" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/08/12/appropriated/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "You appropriated my culture!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "That explains why you don't have any culture any more."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text ""
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Now I've appropriated your language!"
        ] .

:439 :published "2011-08-15" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "delusions", "economics", "ip", "law", "libertarians" ;
    :title "Exploitation" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/08/15/exploitation/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Open source projects make $million$, but most contributors are unpaid."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "That's exploitation!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "But people contribute voluntarily."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "The only way to protect them is to illegalize volunteering."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 5 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "For their own good!"
        ] .

:440 :published "2011-08-16" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "psychology", "recovery", "weird" ;
    :title "The Grasping Channel" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/08/16/the-grasping-channel/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Meditation lets me tune into my mind like it's T.V."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "What's on?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "The grasping channel."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "All grasping, all the time."
        ] .

:441 :published "2011-08-29" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "ip", "language", "love", "perspective" ;
    :title "Can’t Buy Love" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/08/29/cant-buy-love-2/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "You can't buy love."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "But you can rent it!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "You can't eat prestige."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "But you can cook with it!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 5 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "You can't fix stupid!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 6 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "But you can perfect it!"
        ] .

:442 :published "2011-08-30" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "ip" ;
    :title "Permission" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/08/30/permission-2/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Everything I do is free. Copy, share, re-use, whatever."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "So please don't ask my permission. You already have it!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Can I quote you?"
        ] .

:443 :published "2011-08-31" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "addictive/compulsive", "recovery" ;
    :title "Workaholic" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/08/31/workaholic/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I've had hundreds of jobs."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "But I can hardly remember any of them."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Workaholic blackouts."
        ] .

:444 :published "2011-09-22" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "delusions", "money", "psychology", "recovery" ;
    :title "Define OK" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/09/22/define-ok/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "You're OK..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "...as long as you're making enough money."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I'm OK as long as I don't want to kill myself."
        ] .

:445 :published "2011-09-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "anger", "relationships", "suffering" ;
    :title "PMS Talking" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/09/27/pms-talking/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "You just said some very hurtful things"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "But I know it's just the P.M.S. talking."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "The P.M.S. wants to bash your face in."
        ] .

:445_2 :published "2012-07-07" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "politics" ;
    :title "Compromise" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2012/07/07/compromise/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Politics is the art of compromise."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Compromise what?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "My integrity!"
        ] .

:446 :published "2011-08-23" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "art", "delusions", "ip", "law" ;
    :title "Legal Fictions" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/08/23/legal-fictions/" ;
    :author_comment "Stupid, right? But I hear this argument for copyright law all the time." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Without copyright law..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Art would not exist!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Without patent law..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Inventions would not exist!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 5 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Without real estate law..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 6 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Land would not exist!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 7 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Without marriage law..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 8 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Love would not exist!"
        ] .

:446_2 :published "2011-09-06" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "compulsion", "psychology", "weird" ;
    :title "Grooming" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/09/06/grooming/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I could sit here all day picking through stray bits of information..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Examining, discarding, and seeking again. Passing the whole day like that."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I'm grooming the Internet."
        ] .

:447 :published "2011-08-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "fear", "psychology", "recovery" ;
    :title "Decisions" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/08/26/decisions/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Making decisions is hard!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Why?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "At any juncture, you might make a mistake!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "So?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 5 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Then all is lost!!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 6 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "When did you decide that?"
        ] .

:449 :published "2011-09-19" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "love", "recovery", "relationships" ;
    :title "Pop Psychotics" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/09/19/pop-psychotics/" ;
    :author_comment "It’s Intimacy Week here at Mimi & Eunice. Today’s dialog refers to a famous and stupid book <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/He%27s_Just_Not_That_into_You>." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I'm just not that into you."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I'm not really into you, either."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi", "eunice" ;
            :text "We have so much in common!"
        ] .

:451 :published "2011-09-20" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "language", "love", "recovery", "relationships" ;
    :title "Just a Word" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/09/20/just-a-word/" ;
    :author_comment "“Day Two of Intimacy Week here at Mimi & Eunice” is also just words. Words which happen to be true!" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "\"Love\" is just a word."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "\"Just a word\" is just words."
        ] .

:452 :published "2011-11-07" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "recovery", "relationships" ;
    :title "Expectations" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/11/07/expectations-2/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "This is the real me."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Me as I really am. Reality."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "How dare you not live up to my expectations?!"
        ] .

:453 :published "2011-09-09" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "feelings", "psychology", "recovery" ;
    :title "Everyone’s Favorite Coping Mechanism" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/09/09/everyones-favorite-coping-mechanism/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "AAAAUGGH! A feeling!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "WHEW!"
        ] .

:454 :published "2011-09-28" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "perspective", "psychology", "recovery", "relationships" ;
    :title "Whoa, Trippy" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/09/28/whoa-trippy/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "You exist to meet my needs."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Actually, I have my own life that doesn't revolve around you."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Oh my God that is so trippy!!"
        ] .

:455 :published "2011-11-11" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "art", "weird" ;
    :title "Lead Balloon" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/11/11/lead-balloon/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "A gift for you!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "WHAM!"
        ] .

:456 :published "2011-09-12" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "delusions", "ip", "law", "libertarians" ;
    :title "Freedom or Fairness?" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/09/12/freedom-or-fairness/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Freedom isn't as important as fairness."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Who decides what's fair?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Me!"
        ] .

:457 :published "2011-09-13" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "economics", "recovery", "suffering" ;
    :title "Installment Plan" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/09/13/installment-plan/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Smoking is suicide on the installment plan."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I appreciate a good financial instrument."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I'm saving up to buy mine outright."
        ] .

:458 :published "2011-10-06" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "delusions", "recovery" ;
    :title "Education" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/10/06/education/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "People are wrong!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "What's needed is education."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Starting with you."
        ] .

:459 :published "2011-09-01" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "fear", "ip", "law" ;
    :title "Trigger" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/09/01/trigger/" ;
    :author_comment "Once again, this is a metaphor for copyrights & restrictive licenses – especially “reserving” “rights” even though you “won’t enforce them.” For Terry Hancock, who hopefully will explain more in the comments." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "AAUGH!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Stop overreacting!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I'm not planning to pull the trigger."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Put it down, then."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 5 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Why? Don't you trust me?"
        ] .

:460 :published "2011-09-08" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "art", "delusions", "ip" ;
    :title "Protecting Artists" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/09/08/protecting-artists/" ;
    :author_comment "Good ol’ GEMA <http://youtu.be/LpTPTQ3e0Jg>." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "It only looks like censorship."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "But really we're protecting artists!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "We must destroy the content in order to save it."
        ] .

:461 :published "2011-09-02" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "happiness", "humans", "psychology", "recovery" ;
    :title "Tolstoy" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/09/02/tolstoy/" ;
    :author_comment "The only happy family I know of is the one in the Ramones song." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "\"Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.\""
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "— Leo Tolstoy."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "There are happy families?"
        ] .

:462 :published "2011-09-16" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "delusions", "humans", "relationships" ;
    :title "Saving the Option" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/09/16/saving-the-option/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "It's not that I want to have a family..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "...I want the option to have a family."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "The nuclear option."
        ] .

:463 :published "2011-09-15" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "ip", "language" ;
    :title "Straw Man" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/09/15/straw-man/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Straw man argument!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Look, not every argument you disagree with or misunderstand is a straw man."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Another straw man!"
        ] .

:464 :published "2011-09-14" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "recovery", "spirituality" ;
    :title "Gratitude" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/09/14/gratitude/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "When I'm in a bad place, I think of all the things I'm grateful for!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "What do you do when you're in a good place?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I worry."
        ] .

:465 :published "2011-09-21" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "love", "psychology", "recovery", "relationships" ;
    :title "Intimacy" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/09/21/intimacy/" ;
    :author_comment "And so concludes Intimacy Week here at Mimi & Eunice. Wait – why is Intimacy Week only 3 days? It never lasts as long as you’d like." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "POP!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Fuck intimacy!"
        ] .

:466 :published "2011-09-07" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "psychology", "suffering" ;
    :title "Morons Control Traffic" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/09/07/morons-control-traffic/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "People who pay attention must yield to idiots who don't."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Therefore, morons control traffic."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Not-too-bright makes right."
        ] .

:467 :published "2011-10-17" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "recovery", "religion", "spirituality", "suffering", "violence" ;
    :title "Prophets" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/10/17/prophets/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "caption" ;
            :text "Buddha"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Stop bashing your head."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "caption" ;
            :text "Moses"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Thou shalt not bash thy neighbor's head."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 5 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "caption" ;
            :text "Jesus"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 6 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Stop bashing thy neighbor's head as thy own."
        ] .

:468 :published "2011-10-18" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "love", "psychology", "recovery", "relationships" ;
    :title "Love Yourself" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/10/18/love-yourself-2/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "You need to love yourself."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I do love myself!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Then what's the problem?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I have trouble accepting self-love."
        ] .

:469 :published "2011-10-07" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "humans", "perspective", "recovery", "spirituality" ;
    :title "Why Are We Here?" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/10/07/why-are-we-here/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Why are we here?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "To serve others."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Why are others here?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "To annoy us!"
        ] .

:470 :published "2011-09-23" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "boundaries", "language", "recovery" ;
    :title "Sentenced to Death" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/09/23/sentenced-to-death/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "\"No\" is a complete sentence."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "\"'No' is a complete sentence\" is a complete sentence."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "\"'\"No\" is a complete sentence' is a complete sentence\" is a run-on sentence."
        ] .

:471 :published "2011-09-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "appearance", "recovery", "spirituality" ;
    :title "Let Your Thermal Radiation Emit" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/09/26/let-your-thermal-radiation-emit/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Let your light shine!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "It is shining. You just can't see it."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "My light is infrared."
        ] .

:472 :published "2011-10-05" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "anger", "arguments", "libertarians", "religion" ;
    :title "Peaceful" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/10/05/peaceful/" ;
    :author_comment "This applies to pretty much any religion, but was inspired by the Hindutvadis who email me “peaceful” death threats. It also applies to the “peaceful” rule of State law." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Mine is a peaceful religion."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Unlike other religions, mine isn't violent."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I'm peacefully subjugating you at gunpoint."
        ] .

:473 :published "2011-09-30" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "love", "recovery" ;
    :title "Let Them Go" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/09/30/let-them-go/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "If you love someone..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "...let them go."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "It works for people you don't love, too."
        ] .

:474 :published "2011-09-29" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "law", "libertarians", "weird" ;
    :title "Question Authority" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/09/29/question-authority/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Question authority."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "OK..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Why are you such a hypocrite?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I didn't mean question my authority!"
        ] .

:475 :published "2011-10-03" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "advice", "delusions", "recovery" ;
    :title "Alexander Technique" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/10/03/alexander-technique/" ;
    :author_comment "I haven’t given up on Alexander Technique, but some of its most vocal advocates have their heads up their asses. At least they’re not kinesthetically debauched." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Alexander technique isn't about any specific posture..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "It's about occupying any posture with ease!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "So that's how you keep your head up your ass."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "With ease!"
        ] .

:476 :published "2011-10-04" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "appearance", "arguments", "delusions", "recovery" ;
    :title "Body-Mind" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/10/04/body-mind/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Body and mind are inseperable."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Therefore, because my body is healthy and beautiful, so is my mind!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "And you're a fuck-up."
        ] .

:476_2 :published "2012-07-09" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "fear", "life", "psychology", "recovery" ;
    :title "Train" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2012/07/09/train/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "I'm not driving this train!" ;
            :text ""
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "The only way to regain control is to get off!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "And I'm still not driving it."
        ] .

:477 :published "2011-10-19" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "feelings", "psychology", "recovery", "relationships" ;
    :title "You Don’t Pay Attention" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/10/19/you-dont-pay-attention/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "You don't pay attention to me!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Yes I do!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "You're not paying attention to me paying attention to you!"
        ] .

:478 :published "2011-10-12" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "boundaries", "love", "recovery", "relationships" ;
    :title "You Are Perfect" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/10/12/you-are-perfect/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "You are perfect just the way you are."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "You are exactly as you should be!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Now get out of my life"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "BOOT!"
        ] .

:479 :published "2011-10-20" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "advice", "anger", "appearance", "psychology", "recovery", "suffering" ;
    :title "Posture" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/10/20/posture/" ;
    :author_comment "Another sad story of my childhood." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "You have terrible posture!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "What the hell is wrong with you?!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Stand up straight!!"
        ] .

:480 :published "2011-10-11" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "codependence", "love", "psychology", "recovery", "relationships" ;
    :title "Nibble" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/10/11/nibble/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "NIBBLE NIBBLE"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "That's sexy!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "NIBBLE NIBBLE"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "But over time, it makes me feel terrible!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 5 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "What exactly are you doing?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 6 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Nibbling away at your self-esteem."
        ] .

:481 :published "2011-10-13" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "happiness", "memory", "psychology", "recovery", "spirituality" ;
    :title "Been There Then" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/10/13/been-there-then/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "It's important to be in the now."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Like yesterday. I was totally in the now yesterday."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I get nostalgic just thinking about it!"
        ] .

:482 :published "2011-10-14" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "memory", "psychology", "recovery", "spirituality" ;
    :title "Mnemonic Arbitrage" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/10/14/mnemonic-arbitrage/" ;
    :author_comment """In the comments of this comic <http://mimiandeunice.com/2011/08/08/time-travel/>, I was introduced to the concept of mnemonic arbitrage by my friend Chung-chieh Shan.

    > André Aciman understands. In his essay, “Arbitrage,” Aciman introduces and explores the concept of “mnemonic arbitrage” (152), which ties into the idea of experiencing the moment to look back on it. Mnemonic arbitrage occurs when an individual “[firms] up the present by experiencing it as a memory, by experiencing it from the future as a moment in the past” (151). The individual “grounds the present on the past, and the future on the past recaptured” (152), such that riding a bike in Central Park is not ‘the moment.’ Instead, the moment is consecutively remembering the last time you rode the bike in Central Park and anticipating the fact that you will remember this current bike ride in Central Park. You are “not just remembering. [You are] remembering remembering” (152). Mnemonic arbitrage is a more complex idea than memory or nostalgia; it captures the human instinct to save memories for later.""" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I'm totally in the now!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I can't wait to blog about it!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I was totally in the now..."
        ] .

:483 :published "2011-10-24" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "psychology", "recovery", "relationships", "suffering" ;
    :title "Take the Pity" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/10/24/take-the-pity/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Poor you"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I don't want your pity!!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Even poorer you"
        ] .

:484 :published "2011-10-21" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "recovery", "relationships" ;
    :title "Kind" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/10/21/kind/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I used to be attracted to jerks."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Now I just want someone who is kind"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "...of a jerk."
        ] .

:485 :published "2011-10-25" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "perspective", "recovery" ;
    :title "If I Knew Then…" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/10/25/if-i-knew-then/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "If I knew then what I know now..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "You did know then what you know now."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Oh. I guess I'd do it all again, then."
        ] .

:486 :published "2011-10-10" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "economics", "money", "violence" ;
    :title "Online Advertising" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/10/10/online-advertising/" ;
    :author_comment """One of my very favorite web sites is Techdirt. Earlier this year they started running ads that would pop up and play obnoxious audio and video and freeze my browser so I couldn’t shut them off before they finished “loading”. I complained several times (as a guest poster there, I have special channels I can use to complain) and got the following responses: 1. It’s not supposed to do that, huh, wonder why that’s happening, addendum: we’re working on it, and 2. Get an ad-blocker. What I usually did was 3. Shut the browser as soon as I could and then complain again.

A few days ago I did finally install an ad-blocker (to which I immediately made the requested $5 donation, with gratitude). But I do wonder why those who want to make money through online advertising are practically poking their viewers’ eyes out with pop-up video and flickering GIFs, and assaulting their ears with pop-up audio. If I didn’t already love Techdirt so much, I never would have visited it again, once those godawful ads showed up. Countless other web sites have lost my attention forever because their noisy obnoxious impossible-to-shut-up ads amount to audience abuse.

I can tolerate still ads in moderation, but I won’t miss them, either.""" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "POKE!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "OW!!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Why did you poke my eyes?!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "It's how I make money!!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 5 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "If you don't like it, get a poke-blocker!"
        ] .

:487 :published "2011-10-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "recovery", "suffering" ;
    :title "Gentle" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/10/26/gentle/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Be gentle with yourself."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I will!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I will be so gentle with myself!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I will beat myself with the stick of gentleness!"
        ] .

:488 :published "2011-10-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "happiness", "learning", "psychology", "recovery", "spirituality" ;
    :title "Unlearned" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/10/27/unlearned/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Where did you learn to do that?!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I didn't learn to do it..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I unlearned how not to do it!"
        ] .

:489 :published "2011-11-08" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "delusions", "ip", "money", "violence" ;
    :title "Careful I" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/11/08/careful-i/" ;
    :author_comment "This is about how over-budgeted media productions historically paid to license things they didn’t need to license, just because they had tons of money and their lawyers preferred to “play it safe” than claim Fair Use, which is how Fair Use became the weak pathetic limping layer of pointlessness it is today." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "What's that for?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Not punching me!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "You can't be too careful."
        ] .

:490 :published "2011-11-09" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "ip", "law", "money", "violence" ;
    :title "Careful II" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/11/09/careful-ii/" ;
    :author_comment "…and this is what inevitably happens when you regularly pay people not to punch you." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "POW!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Why did you punch me?!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "You didn't pay me not to."
        ] .

:491 :published "2011-11-10" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "fear", "ip", "law" ;
    :title "Careful III" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/11/10/careful-iii/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "You can't be too careful!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Actually you can be too careful."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "GASP!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "How can I protect myself from this new threat?"
        ] .

:492 :published "2011-10-28" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "delusions", "psychology", "recovery" ;
    :title "Psycho-Somatic" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/10/28/psycho-somatic/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Your health problems are 100% psychological."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I'm so relieved, doctor!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "It'll be totally easy to fix my mind!"
        ] .

:493 :published "2011-11-14" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "god", "religion", "suffering" ;
    :title "Mandate" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2011/11/14/mandate/" ;
    :author_comment "If you don’t get this one, try reading the Old Testament." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "You believe in God, right?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Yep."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Then how do you explain war & cruelty?!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "They're a mandate."
        ] .

:494 :published "2012-07-16" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "psychology", "relationships" ;
    :title "That Bitch" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2012/07/16/that-bitch/" ;
    :author_comment """“What a terrible restaurant!”
“What was wrong with it?”
“The food was awful. And the portions, so small!”""" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "She's a bitch! She's horrible! I hate her!!!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Why?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "She doesn't want to be friends with me!"
        ] .

:495 :published "2012-07-17" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "memory", "psychology", "spirituality" ;
    :title "Nostalgia for Samsara" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2012/07/17/nostalgia-for-samsara/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I used to think I knew better than everyone else!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I was so ignorant and deluded."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I miss those days."
        ] .

:496 :published "2012-07-18" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "delusions", "life", "spirituality" ;
    :title "Life is Painful" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2012/07/18/life-is-painful/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Life is painful."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "But you could choose to be blissfully happy at any moment!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "That's what makes it so painful."
        ] .

:497 :published "2012-07-11" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "love", "relationships" ;
    :title "Do You Love Me Again?" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2012/07/11/do-you-love-me-again/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Do you love me again?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I guess so."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Oh thank God!!!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Now I can ignore you again!"
        ] .

:498 :published "2012-07-13" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "feelings", "suffering" ;
    :title "Disappointed" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2012/07/13/disappointed/" ;
    :author_comment "I feel disappointed a lot. I guess that means I have a lot of unrealistic expectations." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "My appointment was cancelled."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "How do you feel?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Disappointed!"
        ] .

:499 :published "2012-07-10" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "anger", "fear", "language", "perspective", "slapstick", "violence" ;
    :title "Civil" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2012/07/10/civil/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "You promised to be civil!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I am being civil!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "You didn't specify which civilization."
        ] .

:499_2 :published "2012-07-12" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "appearance", "arguments" ;
    :title "Labels" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2012/07/12/labels/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Labels are self-fulfilling prophesies."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "If I call you a jerk, you're going to act like a jerk."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "But I am a jerk!"
        ] .

:500 :published "2012-07-20" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "codependence", "relationships" ;
    :title "Independent" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2012/07/20/independent/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "What do you mean I'm not independent enough?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Show me how to be independent!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I can't be independent without your help!"
        ] .

:501 :published "2012-07-23" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "codependence", "recovery" ;
    :title "Focus On Yourself" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2012/07/23/focus-on-yourself/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "caption" ;
            :text "Focus on Yourself"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "You should focus on yourself."
        ] .

:502 :published "2012-07-19" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "language", "relationships" ;
    :title "Get Over It" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2012/07/19/get-over-it/" ;
    :author_comment "“Get over” (him/her), commonly used in the context of sexual relationships, is an auto-antonymous phrase. “Get over him – get all over him, ooh yeah.”" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "You need to get over me."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "OK."
        ] .

:504 :published "2012-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "delusions", "politics" ;
    :title "Apolitical" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2012/07/27/apolitical/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I'm apolitical."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I'm pure, neutral, and above taking sides."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I see."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "You support the dominant paradigm."
        ] .

:507 :published "2012-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "delusions", "psychology" ;
    :title "Borderline" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2012/07/26/borderline/" ;
    :author_comment "Also known as just about everyone." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "You have borderline personality disorder!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "No, you have borderline personality disorder!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "That's exactly what someone with borderline personality disorder would say!"
        ] .

:508 :published "2012-07-25" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "fear", "psychology", "recovery", "relationships" ;
    :title "Criticize" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2012/07/25/criticize/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "You're criticizing me!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I'm just standing here while you imagine me criticizing you."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "See?!"
        ] .

:509 :published "2012-07-24" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "politics" ;
    :title "Bipartisan" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2012/07/24/bipartisan/" ;
    :author_comment "Idea from this Techdirt article <http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20120713/01231919681/public-isnt-buying-what-feds-are-selling-when-it-comes-to-cybersecurity-legislation.shtml>." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "This bill has bipartisan support!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "That means both democrats & republicans like it."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "The only group that doesn't like it is the public."
        ] .

:510 :published "2012-07-30" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "humans", "life", "memory" ;
    :title "Addle-Escence" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2012/07/30/addle-escence/" ;
    :author_comment "I’m spending a surprising amount of time with teenagers this Summer." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Remember being 13?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Yes!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "No!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Boobies!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 5 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I hate you!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 6 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Feed me!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 7 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Addle-escence."
        ] .

:511 :published "2012-07-31" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "appearance", "relationships" ;
    :title "A Way With Words" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2012/07/31/a-way-with-words/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I'm ugly!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "How should I respond to that?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Say, \"you're beautiful in my eyes.\""
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "You're beautiful in my eyes."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 5 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "You always know just what to say."
        ] .

:512 :published "2012-08-01" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "codependence", "psychology", "recovery", "relationships" ;
    :title "Persona Dramatis" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2012/08/01/persona-dramatis/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Sometimes you overdramatize to get your way."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "What a hurtful thing to say! Like a stab in the heart!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I may as well die!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Sorry."
        ] .

:513 :published "2012-08-02" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "codependence", "recovery" ;
    :title "Problem Solver" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2012/08/02/problem-solver/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I want to solve all your problems!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "How?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "By telling you how to solve all your problems!"
        ] .

:514 :published "2012-08-03" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "anger", "art" ;
    :title "Ovation Inflation" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2012/08/03/ovation-inflation/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Another mediocre play gets a standing ovation."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "They can't all get standing ovations! Some plays are better than others!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Some plays get better standing ovations than others."
        ] .

:515 :published "2012-08-06" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "boundaries", "psychology", "relationships" ;
    :title "Better Person" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2012/08/06/better-person/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I want you to make me a better person."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "OK. Let's start with—"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Don't change me!!"
        ] .

:516 :published "2012-08-07" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "love", "psychology", "spirituality" ;
    :title "What You Defend Against You Make Real" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2012/08/07/what-you-defend-against-you-make-real/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "What you defend against..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "You make real."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "That's how I keep our love alive!"
        ] .

:517 :published "2012-08-08" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "humans", "recovery" ;
    :title "Hell Is Other People" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2012/08/08/hell-is-other-people/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Hell is other people."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Most people would agree with that."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "It almost makes you wonder what the problem is."
        ] .

:518 :published "2012-08-09" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "delusions", "psychology", "relationships" ;
    :title "Underminer" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2012/08/09/underminer/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "You're undermining my perceptions."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "No I'm not."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "See?!"
        ] .

:519 :published "2012-08-10" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "love", "relationships", "weird" ;
    :title "Test" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2012/08/10/test/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I've contracted plague to test our love."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Kiss me!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Can't our love have a multiple-choice test?"
        ] .

:520 :published "2012-08-13" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "boundaries", "relationships" ;
    :title "Hurts" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2012/08/13/hurts/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "My toe hurts."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Well it's not my fault! I'm doing the best I can!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Why do you do this to me?!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "There, there..."
        ] .

:522 :published "2012-08-14" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "codependence", "psychology", "recovery" ;
    :title "What People REALLY Think of You" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2012/08/14/what-people-think/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "You'd be amazed what people really think of you..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "If you knew how little they do!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Did you say something?"
        ] .

:523 :published "2012-08-15" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "anger", "language" ;
    :title "Speechless?" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2012/08/15/speechless/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I'm speechless."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I don't know what to say."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "There are no words—"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Shut up!"
        ] .

:524 :published "2012-08-16" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "codependence", "psychology", "relationships", "sex" ;
    :title "Don’t Feel" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2012/08/16/dont-feel/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I feel hurt."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Don't feel hurt."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I feel angry."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Don't feel angry."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 5 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I feel horny."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 6 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Don't— Wait, you're tricking me!"
        ] .

:525 :published "2012-08-17" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "anger", "arguments" ;
    :title "Cognitive Dissonance" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2012/08/17/cognitive-dissonance/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I never get angry."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Yes you do."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Maybe. But my heart's not in it."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Yes it is."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 5 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Your brain's not in it."
        ] .

:526 :published "2012-09-03" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "delusions", "ip" ;
    :title "Made of Dreams" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2012/09/03/made-of-dreams/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I like Disney®."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Disney® is made of dreams!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "So is copyright abolition."
        ] .

:527 :published "2012-09-05" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "recovery", "relationships" ;
    :title "For the Children" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2012/09/05/for-the-children-2/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "We have to stay together..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "For the children!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "You're right..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "That'll really drive them crazy!"
        ] .

:528 :published "2012-09-07" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "psychology", "recovery", "spirituality" ;
    :title "Validation" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2012/09/07/validation/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I've finally overcome my obsessive need for external validation."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Not caring what others think of me is the greatest prize of all!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Here's an award."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Dammit!"
        ] .

:529 :published "2012-09-10" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "slapstick", "spirituality", "violence" ;
    :title "Punishment" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2012/09/10/punishment/" ;
    :author_comment "This Summer I spent an unusual (for me) amount of time with 13-year-olds, who play a game called “Punchbuggy.”" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "What can you possibly gain from pounding on me like that?!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Punishment is its own reward."
        ] .

:530 :published "2012-11-13" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "relationships" ;
    :title "The Ultimate Apology" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2012/11/13/the-ultimate-apology/" ;
    :author_comment """Hi! I’ve been working so hard on Seder-Masochism, I needed to take a break. So this week I have 4 new Mimi & Eunice comics about relationships.

To give credit where credit is due, this line was actually delivered by my boyfriend, who to his credit intended it to be funny.""" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I'm sorry you make me so passive-aggressive."
        ] .

:531 :published "2012-11-15" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "relationships" ;
    :title "Load" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2012/11/15/load/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Too much cognitive load."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "That's why I can't do the dishes. Too much cognitive load."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "It's a load of something, anyway."
        ] .

:532 :published "2012-11-16" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "delusions", "relationships" ;
    :title "I Would Never Hurt You" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2012/11/16/i-would-never-hurt-you/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I would never hurt you!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I would never be cognizant of a desire to hurt you."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "OK"
        ] .

:533 :published "2012-11-14" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "happiness", "relationships" ;
    :title "You Make Me Happy" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2012/11/14/you-make-me-happy/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "You make me happy."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Just happy? I should be making you ecstatic."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I'm a failure!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I take it back."
        ] .

:martyr :published "2010-09-20" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "art", "delusions", "god", "humans", "psychology", "religion", "suffering" ;
    :title "Martyr" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/09/20/bonus-cartoon-martyr/" ;
    :author_comment "Bonus cartoon: I happen to like martyr myths. So sue me. Better yet, NAIL ME TO A CROSS! Source image here <http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:TWELFTH_STATION_Jesus_dies_on_the_Cross.jpg>." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Well aren't you a martyr!"
        ] .

# New comics released 6 years later

:001 :published "2018-11-07" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "jenndra identitty" ;
    :title "Meet Jenndra Identitty" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2018/11/07/meet-jenndra-identitty/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Eunice! I'm coming out as a lesbian!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I thought you were het."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Not any more! Meet my new girlfriend..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Jenndra Identitty!"
        ] .

:002 :published "2018-11-07" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "jenndra identitty" ;
    :title "Lesbian" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2018/11/07/lesbian/" ;
    :author_comment "reference <https://i.redd.it/2cfdflgoyo4z.png>" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "So brave and stunning!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "jenndra" ;
            :text "What? Haven't you ever seen a lesbian before?"
        ] .

:003 :published "2018-11-07" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "jenndra identitty" ;
    :title "Groveling" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2018/11/07/groveling/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "jenndra" ;
            :text "That was a little transphobic, Mimi."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I'm sorry! I'll self-crit! How can I be a better ally?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "jenndra" ;
            :text "Punch 2 terfs and memorize this article, \"25 ways to sexually pleasure your trans lesbian.\""
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Thank you!"
        ] .

:004 :published "2018-11-07" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "jenndra identitty" ;
    :title "Groveling" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2018/11/07/groveling/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "GROVEL"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Mimi! You're groveling before penis!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "jenndra", "mimi" ;
            :text "It's called inclusive feminism, you bigot!"
        ] .

:005 :published "2018-11-07" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "jenndra identitty" ;
    :title "Inclusive" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2018/11/07/inclusive/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Our feminism is inclusive."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Yours is not!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "We don't want your kind around here!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "BOOT!"
        ] .

:006 :published "2018-11-07" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "jenndra identitty" ;
    :title "Abusive Relationship" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2018/11/07/abusive-relationship/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "jenndra" ;
            :text "Validate me or I'll commit suicide!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Trans-women are women! Trans-women are women!!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Mimi, you're in an abusive relationship."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "You're literally killing trans-women!!"
        ] .

:007 :published "2018-11-07" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "jenndra identitty" ;
    :title "Check Your Privilege" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2018/11/07/check-your-privilege/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "jenndra" ;
            :text "Of course you feel threatened by a strong, assertive woman!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "jenndra" ;
            :text "Check your privilege."
        ] .

:009 :published "2018-11-07" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "jenndra identitty" ;
    :title "Not Even Yours" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2018/11/07/not-even-yours/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I'm a lesbian."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "jenndra" ;
            :text "Me too!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I'm not into dicks."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "jenndra" ;
            :text "Me neither!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 5 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Not even yours."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 6 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "jenndra" ;
            :text "Bigot!!"
        ] .

:010 :published "2018-11-07" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "jenndra identitty" ;
    :title "Circular Definition" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2018/11/07/circular-definition/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "jenndra" ;
            :text "A woman is anyone who identifies as a woman."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "How about a non-circular definition?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "jenndra" ;
            :text "A non-circular definition is anything I identify as a non-circular definition."
        ] .

:011 :published "2018-11-07" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "jenndra identitty" ;
    :title "Meet Lefty Doodbro" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2018/11/07/meet-lefty-doodbro/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :text "You need to accept Jenndra is female."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Why don't you accept Jenndra is male?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :text "Because I'd beat her up."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "jenndra" ;
            :text "You won't do that — You're smaller & weaker."
        ] .

:012 :published "2018-11-07" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "jenndra identitty" ;
    :title "Oppression Olympics" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2018/11/07/oppression-olympics/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "jenndra" ;
            :text "I am the most oppressed!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP"
        ] .

:013 :published "2018-11-07" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "jenndra identitty" ;
    :title "1984" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2018/11/07/1984/" ;
    :author_comment """O’Brien held up his left hand, its back toward Winston, with the
thumb hidden and the four fingers extended.
“How many fingers am I holding up, Winston?”
“Four.”
“And if the Party says that it is not four but five — then how many?”
“Four.”
The word ended in a gasp of pain.
— George Orwell 1984""" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "jenndra" ;
            :text "How many penises am I holding up, Winston?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "All of them."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "jenndra" ;
            :text "Wrong!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "jenndra" ;
            :text "It's a vagina."
        ] .

:014 :published "2018-11-07" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "jenndra identitty" ;
    :title "Women In Tech" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2018/11/07/women-in-tech/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Feminism has won, Eunice! Women are now represented equally! Just look at this tech company!"
        ] .

:015 :published "2018-11-07" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "jenndra identitty" ;
    :title "Trans vs. Cis" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2018/11/07/trans-vs-cis/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Trans women are stunning and brave."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "CIS women are machines for validating penis-feels and appeasing male entitlement!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "What does that make me?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "jenndra", "mimi" ;
            :text "A hateful terf!"
        ] .

:016 :published "2018-11-07" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "jenndra identitty" ;
    :title "Silencing" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2018/11/07/silencing/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "They're silencing women."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I haven't heard anything about that."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "That's because the women trying to tell you have been silenced."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Pernicious lies!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 5 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I won't tolerate your hate speech!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 6 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "caption" ;
            :text "censored"
        ] .

:017 :published "2018-11-07" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "jenndra identitty" ;
    :title "Spelling" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2018/11/07/spelling/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "jenndra" ;
            :text "I am a feminist."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "You misspelled \"fetishist.\""
        ] .

:018 :published "2018-11-07" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "jenndra identitty" ;
    :title "Appropriating" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2018/11/07/appropriating/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I'm trans."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "jenndra" ;
            :text "Liar!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "jenndra" ;
            :text "You're just appropriating someone else's identity for you own selfish ends!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Isn't that ironic."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 5 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "jenndra" ;
            :text "What is?!"
        ] .

:020 :published "2018-11-07" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "jenndra identitty" ;
    :title "Hate Speech" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2018/11/07/hate-speech/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "jenndra" ;
            :text "Choke on my girldick. Die in a fire. Kill all terfs."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "For saying penises are male?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Hey! That's hate speech!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "jenndra" ;
            :text "Literal violence!!"
        ] .

:021 :published "2018-11-07" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "jenndra identitty" ;
    :title "Everyone’s a Misogynist" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2018/11/07/everyones-a-misogynist/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Penis is male."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "jenndra" ;
            :text "Saying that makes you a terf!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Saying terf makes you a misogynist!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "jenndra" ;
            :text "So? Everyone's a misogynist."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 5 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Burn the terf!"
        ] .

:022 :published "2018-11-12" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "jenndra identitty" ;
    :title "Humanity" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2018/11/12/humanity/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I respect your humanity..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Not your identity."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "jenndra" ;
            :text "You monster!"
        ] .

:023 :published "2018-11-12" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "jenndra identitty" ;
    :title "Meanwhile…" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2018/11/12/meanwhile/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "jenndra" ;
            :text "A woman is anyone who identifies as a woman!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Woman means adult human female. It's not an identity, it's biological reality."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "caption" ;
            :text "Meanwhile..."
        ] .

:024 :published "2018-11-14" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "jenndra identitty" ;
    :title "Transactivist vs. Transwoman" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2018/11/14/not-all-trans/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "jenndra" ;
            :text "Trans women are women!!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :text "No, we're not. We perform femininity, but that doesn't literally make us female."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "jenndra" ;
            :text "This bat is for you too, you know!"
        ] .

:025 :published "2018-11-14" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "advice", "arguments", "feelings", "jenndra identitty", "politics" ;
    :title "Why Can’t You Be NICE?" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2018/11/14/why-cant-you-be-nice/" ;
    :author_comment "I only have 3 panels, people." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Can't you say things more nicely?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Add apologies, caveats, exceptions, counterexamples, reminders that you don't want to hurt anyone's feelings, emphasize concerns, frequent interjections about much you love and respect and care about other people's feelings and don't want to make anyone feel bad, pad it with conciliatory language, apologize, apologize in advance for hurting anyone's feelings"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Then I'd never get to the point."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "That's the point!"
        ] .

:026 :published "2019-08-31" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "appearance", "arguments", "delusions", "psychology" ;
    :title "Postmodernism" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2019/08/31/postmodernism/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "There's no such things as unicorns."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I am a unicorn!!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "No you're not."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "You want me to not exist!"
        ] .

:027 :published "2019-08-31" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "compulsion", "delusions" ;
    :title "Gamed" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2019/08/31/gamed/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I play online to escape reality."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "But in reality, you are being played."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "That's why I want to escape reality!"
        ] .

:028 :published "2019-09-02" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "relationships" ;
    :title "Trust" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2019/09/02/trust/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "If you loved me, you'd lie about me on my behalf."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "UH..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "And you'd lie about yourself on my behalf."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "No."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 5 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "No?! What a breach of trust!"
        ] .