prefix : <dokk:mimi_and_eunice:>
prefix license: <dokk:license:>
:1 :published "2010-07-26" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "feelings", "recovery", "suffering" ;
:title "Feelings" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/feelings/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "Cheer up, Mimi..."
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "Feelings aren't facts!"
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "It's a fact that I'm sad!"
] .
:2 :published "2010-07-26" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "boundaries", "recovery" ;
:title "Boundaries" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/boundaries/" ;
:author_comment "Based on a real conversation!" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "And then he did this and then he said that and then he did that & this and then he..."
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "Mimi, you need some boundaries!"
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "Oh, I don't think I could get him to have boundaries..."
] .
:3 :published "2010-07-26" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "learning" ;
:title "Head Explode" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/head-explode/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "My head hurts!"
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "That's because there's too much in it. If you learn one more thing, it'll explode."
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "onomatopoeia" ;
:text "BOOM!"
] .
:4 :published "2010-07-26" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "recovery", "relationships", "sex", "violence" ;
:title "Trouble" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/trouble/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "I like to start trouble!"
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "onomatopoeia" ;
:text "KICK!"
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "onomatopoeia" ;
:text "STOMP!"
] ,
[
:order 4 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "We are gonna have such great make-up sex..."
] .
:5 :published "2010-07-26" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "anger", "delusions", "feelings", "suffering" ;
:title "Entitled" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/entitled/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "I auditioned today..."
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "But I didn't get the part."
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "onomatopoeia" ;
:text "KICK!"
] ,
[
:order 4 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "Who are they to tell me whether I can star in their show?!"
] .
:6 :published "2010-07-26" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "boundaries", "codependence", "love", "recovery", "relationships" ;
:title "Relationship Classic" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/relationship-classic/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "I don't want to take care of myself, so I expect you to do it."
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "No thank you."
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "You don't love me!!"
] .
:7 :published "2010-07-26" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "memory", "recovery", "spirituality" ;
:title "Amnesia" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/amnesia/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "I have moments of such awareness!"
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "But then I forget them. It's like spiritual amnesia. I wish I could hold on to them!"
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "Why?"
] ,
[
:order 4 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "Why what?"
] .
:8 :published "2010-07-26" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "life", "recovery" ;
:title "Life Story" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/life-story/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "First I dig a hole..."
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "Then I jump in!"
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "How did I get here?"
] .
:9 :published "2010-07-26" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "advice", "help", "perspective", "recovery", "slapstick", "weird" ;
:title "Perspective" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/perspective/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "Help! I'm trapped in a hole!"
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "Change your perspective."
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "What?"
] ,
[
:order 4 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "onomatopoeia" ;
:text "WHAM!"
] .
:10 :published "2010-07-26" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "learning", "perspective", "recovery" ;
:title "Gray" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/gray/" ;
:author_comment "Why would anyone want to see more gray?" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "I see things in black-and-white."
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "But between black and white are all these shades of gray!"
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "Bleagh."
] .
:11 :published "2010-07-26" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "learning", "perspective", "recovery" ;
:title "Color" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/color/" ;
:author_comment "This may not be funny, but it is true. Why does everyone push “gray” as the alternative to black-and-white thinking, when the whole color spectrum is in there?" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "I've given up my black-and-white thinking."
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "The shades between black & white aren't gray..."
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "They're the full color spectrum!"
] .
:12 :published "2010-07-26" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "feelings", "god", "recovery", "slapstick", "spirituality", "suffering" ;
:title "What Kind of Loving God Would Allow This To Happen?" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/what-kind-of-loving-god-would-allow-this-to-happen/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "onomatopoeia" ;
:text "TRIP!"
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "onomatopoeia" ;
:text "WHAM!"
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "What kind of loving god would allow this to happen?!"
] .
:13 :published "2010-07-26" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "delusions", "fear", "feelings", "recovery", "weird" ;
:title "F.E.A.R." ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/f-e-a-r/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "caption" ;
:text "False Evidence Appearing Real"
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "caption" ;
:text "Fuck Everything And Run"
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "caption" ;
:text "Forgetting Everything's All Right"
] .
:14 :published "2010-07-26" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "god", "recovery", "religion", "spirituality" ;
:title "Religious" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/religious/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "I used to be a fuck-up."
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "Then I found God!"
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "Now you're a religious fuck-up!"
] .
:15 :published "2010-07-26" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "god", "recovery", "suffering" ;
:title "Explain" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/explain/" ;
:author_comment "Eunice is wise." ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "Eunice, do you believe in God?"
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "Yes."
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "Then how do you explain suffering?"
] ,
[
:order 4 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "I don't."
] .
:16 :published "2010-07-26" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "boundaries", "codependence", "recovery", "relationships" ;
:title "Boundaries" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/boundaries-2/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "Wanna grab a bite?"
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "No thanks. I just ate."
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "Well I still need to eat."
] ,
[
:order 4 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "But why? I'm already full!"
] .
:17 :published "2010-07-26" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "feelings", "recovery", "relationships" ;
:title "Feelings" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/feelings-2/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "Let's discuss my feelings!"
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "We just did that five minutes ago."
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "Five minutes?! We haven't discussed my feelings in two weeks!"
] ,
[
:order 4 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "That's five minutes in me-time."
] .
:18 :published "2010-07-26" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "anger", "feelings", "recovery", "relationships" ;
:title "My Therapist Says…" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/my-therapist-says/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "My therapist says you're manipulative!"
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "I'm not even gonna tell you what my therapist says about you!"
] .
:19 :published "2010-07-26" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "art", "poop", "weird" ;
:title "Gross, Yet True" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/gross-yet-true/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "Art is like poop: it comes on its own schedule."
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "Forcing it will just give you hemorrhoids"
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "onomatopoeia" ;
:text "SNIFF!"
] ,
[
:order 4 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "Worrying whether other people like it is beside the point!"
] .
:20 :published "2010-07-26" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "advice", "art", "poop" ;
:title "The Metaphor Continues" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/the-metaphor-continues/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "Art is like poop: don't hold on to it!"
] .
:21 :published "2010-07-26" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "art", "happiness", "poop" ;
:title "Last One About Art and Poop, I Promise" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/last-one-about-art-and-poop-i-promise/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "Art is like poop..."
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "onomatopoeia" ;
:text "SPROUT!"
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "It makes great fertilizer!"
] .
:22 :published "2010-07-26" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "advice", "recovery", "relationships" ;
:title "T.H.I.N.K." ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/t-h-i-n-k/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "Hey Eunice—"
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "Before you speak, Mimi, T.H.I.N.K."
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "Is it Truthful Helpful Important Necessary, & Kind?"
],
[
:order 4 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "No."
],
[
:order 5 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "Then is it juicy?"
] .
:23 :published "2010-07-26" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "art", "ip" ;
:title "Patent" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/patent/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "I have a great idea for a thing!"
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "Are you gonna execute it?"
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "No, I'm gonna wait for someone else to execute it, and sue them!"
] .
:24 :published "2010-07-26" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "life", "perspective", "recovery", "spirituality" ;
:title "Glass Half Empty" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/glass-half-empty/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "My glass is half empty."
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "It's half full!"
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "onomatopoeia" ;
:text "GLUG GLUG GLUG!"
] ,
[
:order 4 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "Now it's 99.9% empty."
] ,
[
:order 5 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "It's 0.1% full!"
] .
:25 :published "2010-07-26" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "advice", "boundaries", "recovery" ;
:title "The Best Advice Is No Advice" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/the-best-advice-is-no-advice/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "Don't drop that."
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "onomatopoeia" ;
:text "SMASH!"
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "I'm more likely to take your advice if you don't give it."
] .
:26 :published "2010-07-26" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "delusions", "happiness", "perspective", "recovery", "suffering", "weird" ;
:title "Water of Life" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/water-of-life/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "onomatopoeia" ;
:text "SHOVE!"
] .
:27 :published "2010-07-26" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "delusions", "love", "recovery", "suffering", "weird" ;
:title "Perfect" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/perfect/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "You look different, Eunice."
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "I'm more perfect!"
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "With enough self-control I can avoid stray lines, asymmetry, and other embarassing mistakes."
],
[
:order 4 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "Then everyone will love me!"
] .
:28 :published "2010-07-26" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "codependence", "recovery", "relationships", "slapstick" ;
:title "Drama" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/drama/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "What's our relationship missing, Eunice?"
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "Drama!"
] .
:29 :published "2010-07-26" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "anger", "arguments", "recovery" ;
:title "Mimi Wins" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/mimi-wins/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "I'm right and you're wrong!"
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "Who cares?"
] .
:30 :published "2010-07-27" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "arguments", "perspective", "slapstick" ;
:title "In My Place" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/in-my-place/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "Put yourself in my place."
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "OK."
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "onomatopoeia" ;
:text "CLIMB!"
] ,
[
:order 4 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "You're still wrong!"
] .
:30.2 :published "2010-07-27" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "arguments", "perspective" ;
:title "Opposition" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/opposition/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "Now I understand your side, Mimi."
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "And I, yours."
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "mimi", "eunice" ;
:text "And yet, we're still on opposite sides!"
] .
:31 :published "2010-07-27" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "happiness", "life", "recovery", "spirituality" ;
:title "Fools" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/fools/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "The wise man changes himself to fit the world. The fool changes the world to fit himself."
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "Therefore, fools rule the world."
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "YES!!"
] .
:32 :published "2010-07-27" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "ip", "learning" ;
:title "Do the Math" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/do-the-math/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "Attention is scarce. Information is not. Do the math."
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "√x y π ????i 2+2=5?"
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "Charge for the information and get the attention for free?"
] .
# Number 33 doesn't seem to exist on the website.
:34 :published "2010-07-27" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "learning", "life", "spirituality", "suffering" ;
:title "Gandhi" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/gandhi/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "First they ignore you."
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "Then they ridicule you."
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "Then they fight you."
],
[
:order 4 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "Then you win!"
] .
:35 :published "2010-07-27" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "weird" ;
:title "TEAM" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/team/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "You can't spell \"T-E-A-M\" with the letter \"I\"."
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "Nor with the letters \"U\", \"Y-O-U\", or \"U-S\"."
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "What can you spell \"TEAM\" with?"
],
[
:order 4 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "\"M-E\"!"
] .
:36 :published "2010-07-27" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "god", "happiness", "perspective", "recovery", "slapstick", "suffering" ;
:title "Pink Cloud" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/pink-cloud/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "I just \"let go and let God\" and suddenly I'm up on this pink cloud!"
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "Aren't you worried about falling?"
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "onomatopoeia" ;
:text "POOF!"
] ,
[
:order 4 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "onomatopoeia" ;
:text "WHAM!"
] .
:37 :published "2010-07-27" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "feelings", "recovery", "suffering" ;
:title "Storm Cloud" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/storm-cloud/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "I miss my pink cloud!"
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "onomatopoeia" ;
:text "SNIFF!"
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "WAAAAA!"
] .
:38 :published "2010-07-27" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "ip", "money" ;
:title "Incentive" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/incentive/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "Penny for your thoughts?"
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "One lousy penny? What kind of incentive is that?!"
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "I don't think without proper compensation!"
] .
:39 :published "2010-07-27" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "arguments", "god" ;
:title "Theological Debate" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/theological-debate/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "I believe in God!"
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "I don't."
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "onomatopoeia" ;
:text "STOMP!"
] ,
[
:order 4 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "God is great!"
] ,
[
:order 5 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "There is no God."
] .
:40 :published "2010-07-27" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "god", "recovery", "slapstick", "violence", "weird" ;
:title "As If" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/as-if/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "I don't believe in God, Eunice!"
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "Then act \"as if\"."
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "Dear God: please smite Eunice."
] ,
[
:order 4 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "onomatopoeia" ;
:text "ZOT!"
] .
:41 :published "2010-07-27" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "delusions", "god" ;
:title "Miracle" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/miracle/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "I prayed God to smite you, and he did!"
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "It's a miracle! I believe in God now!"
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "I'm converting to atheism."
] ,
[
:order 4 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "Another miracle!"
] .
:41.3 :published "2010-07-27" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "god", "love", "spirituality" ;
:title "God Loves" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/god-loves/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "Eunice, you're religious. Why don't you believe God sent that lighning bolt?"
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "I only believe in a loving God."
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "Don't you think God loves a good punchline?"
] .
:42 :published "2010-07-27" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "addictive/compulsive", "recovery", "weird" ;
:title "Compulsion" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/compulsion/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "onomatopoeia" ;
:text "SNIF SNIF"
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "onomatopoeia" ;
:text "CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP"
] .
:43 :published "2010-07-27" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "addictive/compulsive", "recovery", "weird" ;
:title "Denial" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/denial/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "What are you doing?"
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "Nothing."
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "You're chewing your ear."
] ,
[
:order 4 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "No I'm not."
] ,
[
:order 5 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "That's the weirdest habit I've ever seen."
] ,
[
:order 6 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "What habit?"
] .
# Number 44 doesn't seem to exist on the website.
:45 :published "2010-07-27" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "feelings", "love", "relationships" ;
:title "Dating" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/dating/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "onomatopoeia" ;
:text "CHOMP!"
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "I don't want to fall in love."
] .
:46 :published "2010-07-27" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "delusions", "god", "recovery", "spirituality", "suffering" ;
:title "Defects" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/defects/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "God, I offer you my defects and shortcomings. Please remove them."
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "They're still here!!"
] .
:47 :published "2010-07-27" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "anger", "delusions", "ip", "money" ;
:title "Proprietary" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/proprietary/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "You've just given me an idea!"
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "I don't \"give\" ideas. I sell them. Pay up!"
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "Can I just return it?"
] ,
[
:order 4 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "Only if you promise to never think it again!"
] .
:48 :published "2010-07-27" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "boundaries", "codependence", "recovery", "relationships" ;
:title "Me" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/me/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "me me me me me me me me me me me"
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "...but enough about me..."
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "WHEW!"
] ,
[
:order 4 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "What do you think about me?"
] .
:49 :published "2010-07-27" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "arguments", "relationships" ;
:title "Willful" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/willful/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "People should be nice to each other."
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "You want to legislate morality! You want to stifle my rights! You're a communist!"
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "You misundertand."
] ,
[
:order 4 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "I willfully misunderstand!"
] .
:50 :published "2010-07-27" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "arguments", "fear", "recovery" ;
:title "Insecure" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/insecure/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "I'm insecure about my own beliefs."
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "But if I make you look stupid, I can feel better about myself!"
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "That's lame."
] ,
[
:order 4 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "What do you know? You're an idiot!"
] .
:51 :published "2010-07-27" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "delusions", "feelings", "god", "recovery", "religion", "spirituality" ;
:title "Praytheist" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/praytheist/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "I'm an atheist, but I pray."
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "I just feel really guilty and ashamed when I do."
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "That makes you religious!"
] .
:52 :published "2010-07-27" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "god", "recovery", "religion", "spirituality" ;
:title "God’s Atheist" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/gods-atheist/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "God made me an atheist."
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "And to glorify Him I shall carry out His divine purpose:"
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "Doubting!"
] .
:53 :published "2010-07-27" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "ip", "money" ;
:title "Censorship" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/censorship/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "Copyright is ©ensorship!"
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "If I had a nickel for every time someone said that..."
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "They'd stop saying it!"
] .
:54 :published "2010-07-27" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "arguments", "codependence", "recovery", "relationships", "spirituality" ;
:title "Acceptance" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/acceptance/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "It's important to accept people just the way they are."
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "hmmm..."
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "You should be more accepting!"
] .
:55 :published "2010-07-27" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "god", "recovery", "religion", "spirituality", "suffering" ;
:title "Prayer" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/prayer/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "Dear God: please fix all my problems right now."
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "There is no God!"
] .
:56 :published "2010-07-27" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "arguments", "happiness", "perspective", "recovery" ;
:title "Wrong" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/wrong/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "Would you rather be right or happy?"
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "Happy!"
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "Wrong answer."
] ,
[
:order 4 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "YAY!!"
] .
:57 :published "2010-07-27" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "arguments", "feelings", "recovery", "suffering" ;
:title "Right" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/right/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "I'd rather be right than happy."
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "And you're always right!"
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "WAAAAA!"
] .
:58 :published "2010-07-27" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "advice", "anger", "boundaries", "recovery" ;
:title "Please" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/please/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "Say what you mean..."
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "Fuck you."
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "...But don't say it mean."
] ,
[
:order 4 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "Fuck you, please!"
] .
:59 :published "2010-07-27" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "ip", "money" ;
:title "Pay" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/pay/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "Pay attention!"
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "OK, I'm paying attention. Now what?"
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "Buy this!"
] ,
[
:order 4 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "You expect me to pay twice?!"
] .
:60 :published "2010-07-27" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "boundaries", "codependence", "recovery", "relationships" ;
:title "Yes" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/yes/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "Do you say yes when you mean no?"
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "Yes!"
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "I mean no."
] ,
[
:order 4 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "Which would you rather hear?"
] .
:61 :published "2010-07-27" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "addictive/compulsive", "recovery", "suffering" ;
:title "Willpower" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/willpower/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "I will not chew my ear."
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "I will not chew my ear."
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "onomatopoeia" ;
:text "CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP"
] .
:62 :published "2010-07-27" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "addictive/compulsive", "god", "help", "recovery", "religion", "suffering" ;
:title "Irrational" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/irrational/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "I can't stop my compulsive ear chewing, so I asked God to help!"
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "That's totally irrational."
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "Irrational problems demand irrational solutions!"
] .
:63 :published "2010-07-27" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "appearance", "boundaries", "recovery" ;
:title "None of Your Business" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/none-of-your-business/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "I'm tired of people judging my looks!"
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "My appearance is none of their business."
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "What they think of your appearance is none of your business."
] .
:64 :published "2010-07-27" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "addictive/compulsive", "appearance", "recovery" ;
:title "Freedom" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/freedom/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "The burqa is empowering!"
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "Freed from the tyranny of appearance, I can truly be myself inside."
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "A compulsive ear-chewer."
] .
:65 :published "2010-07-27" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "appearance" ;
:title "Recognize" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/recognize/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "The burqa is disconcerting."
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "How will I recognize you?"
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "Who the hell else is wearing a burqa around here?"
] .
:66 :published "2010-07-27" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "appearance", "boundaries", "delusions", "perspective", "weird" ;
:title "Doff!" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/doff/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "I can only see your eyes. It's creepy."
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "Then how's this?"
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "DOFF!"
] ,
[
:order 4 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "You're naked!"
] .
:67 :published "2010-07-27" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "addictive/compulsive", "advice", "anger" ;
:title "Help" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/help/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "Help! My ears look terrible!"
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "Maybe you should stop chewing them."
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "Who asked you?!"
] .
:68 :published "2010-07-27" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "god", "recovery", "relationships", "religion" ;
:title "Problem" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/problem/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "Don't tell God how big your problem is..."
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "...Tell your problem how big God is!"
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "I'm not telling God. I'm telling you."
] ,
[
:order 4 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "That's your problem."
] .
:69 :published "2010-07-27" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "delusions", "god", "recovery", "religion", "spirituality", "suffering" ;
:title "Mistake" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/mistake/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "I made a mistake!"
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "Only God can make a mistake, Mimi."
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "He lovingly crafts each one and sends them down to earth for us to screw up our lives committing."
] ,
[
:order 4 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "Does he make apologies too?"
] ,
[
:order 5 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "No, that's your job."
] .
:70 :published "2010-07-27" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "codependence", "recovery", "relationships", "slapstick", "spirituality", "violence" ;
:title "Forgiveness" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/forgiveness/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "I made a mistake..."
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "But I forgive myself!"
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "You, however, make a convenient scapegoat!"
] ,
[
:order 4 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "onomatopoeia" ;
:text "BOOT!"
] .
:71 :published "2010-07-27" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "feelings", "memory", "recovery", "suffering" ;
:title "Memorrhoids" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/memorrhoids/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "Painful memories from the distant past..."
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "...erupt in my consciousness like open wounds."
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "Memorrhoids!"
] .
:72 :published "2010-07-27" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "feelings", "memory", "recovery", "suffering", "weird" ;
:title "Memorrhoids the Musical" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/memorrhoids-the-musical/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "Memorrhoids... On the anus of my mind..."
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "Painful, irritating memorrhoids..."
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "Of the things I did..."
] .
:73 :published "2010-07-27" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "arguments", "codependence", "recovery", "relationships" ;
:title "Me+You=We" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/meyouwe/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "me me me me me me me!"
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "you you you you you you!"
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "WEEEEE!"
] .
:74 :published "2010-07-27" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "anger", "boundaries", "codependence", "recovery", "relationships" ;
:title "Selfish" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/selfish/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "you you you you you!"
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "Focus on yourself, Eunice."
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "No!"
] ,
[
:order 4 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "That would be selfish!"
] .
:75 :published "2010-07-27" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "addictive/compulsive", "advice", "life", "recovery", "suffering", "one day at a time" ;
:title "Speed It Up" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/speed-it-up/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "Live life one day at a time!"
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "That's not fast enough."
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "I wanna skip ahead to the end!"
] .
:76 :published "2010-07-27" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "boundaries", "codependence", "recovery", "suffering" ;
:title "Volunteers" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/volunteers/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "There are no victims..."
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "Only volunteers."
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "Sign me up!"
] .
:77 :published "2010-07-27" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "art", "spirituality" ;
:title "Haiku" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/haiku/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "Three panel cartoon"
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "Haiku of sequential art"
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "Comic strip koan"
] .
:78 :published "2010-07-28" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "ip", "law", "money" ;
:title "Problems" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/28/problems/" ;
:author_comment "This was inspired by lawyers." ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "My job is to solve problems."
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "But if the problems get solved, I'm out of a job!"
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "That's a problem."
] ,
[
:order 4 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "I ain't solving it!"
] .
:79 :published "2010-07-28" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "ip" ;
:title "Scarcity" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/28/scarcity/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "Attention is scarce"
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "Information is not."
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "I rest my case."
] .
:80 :published "2010-07-28" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "learning", "life", "recovery", "spirituality", "suffering", "weird" ;
:title "Imbalance" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/28/imbalance/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "This leg is my intellect!"
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "This leg is my emotional and spiritual development."
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "No wonder I run in circles!"
] .
:81 :published "2010-07-28" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "feelings", "memory", "psychology", "recovery", "suffering" ;
:title "Freud" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/28/freud/" ;
:author_comment "My friend Barry Solow made this awful pun." ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "I'm treating my memorrhoids with psychoanalysis..."
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "But it's even more painful and irritating!"
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "Now you have frrhoids."
] .
:82 :published "2010-07-28" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "delusions", "fear", "feelings", "recovery", "suffering", "weird" ;
:title "Meltdown" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/28/meltdown/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "The situation in unclear."
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "Nuclear! The situation is nuclear!"
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "mimi", "eunice" ;
:text "AAAAUUGH!!!"
] .
:83 :published "2010-07-28" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "delusions", "fear", "psychology", "recovery", "suffering" ;
:title "The Power of Negative Thinking" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/28/the-power-of-negative-thinking/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "If I just worry hard enough, it'll fix my problems!"
] .
:84 :published "2010-07-28" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "advice", "anger", "feelings", "psychology", "recovery", "relationships", "slapstick", "violence" ;
:title "Therapeutic" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/28/therapeutic/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "Relax."
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "onomatopoeia" ;
:text "POW!"
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "AHHH..."
] .
:85 :published "2010-07-28" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "delusions", "fear", "psychology", "recovery", "suffering" ;
:title "Catastrophizing" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/28/catastrophizing/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "I like to predict catastrophes!"
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "That way, when things go wrong..."
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "I can still be right!"
] .
:86 :published "2010-07-28" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "ip", "love", "money", "relationships" ;
:title "Price vs. Value" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/28/price-vs-value/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "How much does your love cost?"
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "Love is free!"
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "Don't you value love?!"
] .
# Number 87 doesn't seem to exist on the website.
:88 :published "2010-07-28" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "anger", "arguments", "recovery", "slapstick", "violence" ;
:title "Persuasion" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/28/persuasion/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "I'm right and you're wrong!"
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "onomatopoeia" ;
:text "POW!"
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "It's going to take more than a punch in the face to convince me!"
] .
:89 :published "2010-07-28" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "addictive/compulsive", "psychology", "recovery" ;
:title "Brain" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/28/brain/" ;
:author_comment "Eunice is a compulsive ear-chewer. Mimi is an alcoholic. They have so much in common." ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "Why do you drink, Mimi?"
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "My brain is trying to kill me!"
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "So I'm gonna kill it first!"
] .
:90 :published "2010-07-28" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "art", "god", "religion", "spirituality" ;
:title "Fertility" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/28/fertility/" ;
:author_comment "This is a metaphor." ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "God, grant me fertility!"
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "onomatopoeia" ;
:text "POOF!"
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "AAAAUGH! Too much fertility!!"
] .
:91 :published "2010-07-28" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "fear", "learning", "psychology", "sex", "suffering", "travel" ;
:title "Travel" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/28/travel/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "Travel is like sex:"
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "It's fun at first but then you pick up terrible diseases, get bored, and develop anxiety around it."
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "Also you get better at doing it alone."
] .
:92 :published "2010-07-28" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "happiness", "slapstick", "violence" ;
:title "Punching the Clock" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/28/punching-the-clock/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "Sure I punch the clock."
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "onomatopoeia" ;
:text "POW!"
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "I punch it in its big ugly face!"
] .
:93 :published "2010-07-28" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "art", "learning", "life", "perspective", "recovery", "slapstick", "spirituality" ;
:title "Journey" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/28/journey/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "caption" ;
:text "The journey of a thousand miles"
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "caption" ;
:text "Begins with but a single step"
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "caption" ;
:text "Off a thousand-mile-high cliff."
] .
:94 :published "2010-07-28" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "fear", "life", "suffering" ;
:title "Death!" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/28/death/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "Death!!"
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "death" ;
:text "Hello, Mimi."
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "Have you come to take me away?"
] ,
[
:order 4 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "death" ;
:text "Nah."
] ,
[
:order 5 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "death" ;
:text "I've come to worry you constantly about your mortality."
] .
:95 :published "2010-07-28" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "arguments", "life", "spirituality" ;
:title "Boring" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/28/boring/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "Why can't we live forever?"
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "death" ;
:text "You'd get bored. Nothing would change."
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "Why can't we live forever?"
] ,
[
:order 4 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "death" ;
:text "You'd get bored. Nothing would change."
] ,
[
:order 5 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "Why can't we live forever?"
] ,
[
:order 6 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "death" ;
:text "You'd get bored. Nothing would change."
] .
:96 :published "2010-07-28" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "fear", "help", "life", "slapstick", "spirituality" ;
:title "Chase" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/28/chase/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "Why do you keep chasing me?!"
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "death" ;
:text "The exercise keeps you young and supple!"
] .
:97 :published "2010-07-28" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "anger", "arguments", "boundaries", "delusions", "recovery", "relationships", "suffering" ;
:title "Pie" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/28/pie/" ;
:author_comment "Mmmm…lemon meringue." ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "I know what you're thinking: terrible things about me!"
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "Well screw you and your judgements!"
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "I'm thinking about pie!"
] .
:98 :published "2010-07-28" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "anger", "boundaries", "feelings", "recovery" ;
:title "Angry Person" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/28/angry-person/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "Want some friendly feedback?"
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "You're a very angry person."
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "I am now!"
] ,
[
:order 4 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "evince" ;
:text "See?"
] .
:99 :published "2010-07-28" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "feelings", "life", "recovery", "spirituality", "suffering" ;
:title "One Of Those Days" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/28/one-of-those-days/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "It's been one of those days..."
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 2 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "Followed by another one of those days."
] ,
[
:order 3 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "You're living one of those days at a time!"
] .
:100 :published "2010-07-28" ;
:license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
:tag "anger", "perspective", "recovery" ;
:title "Sheep" ;
:website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/28/sheep/" ;
:transcript
[
:order 1 ;
:panel 1 ;
:character "mimi" ;
:text "People are such sheep!"
] ,
[
:order 2 ;
:panel 3 ;
:character "eunice" ;
:text "What've you got against sheep?"
] .