prefix : <dokk:mimi_and_eunice:>
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:1  :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "feelings", "recovery", "suffering" ;
    :title "Feelings" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/feelings/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Cheer up, Mimi..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Feelings aren't facts!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "It's a fact that I'm sad!"
        ] .

:2  :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "boundaries", "recovery" ;
    :title "Boundaries" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/boundaries/" ;
    :author_comment "Based on a real conversation!" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "And then he did this and then he said that and then he did that & this and then he..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Mimi, you need some boundaries!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Oh, I don't think I could get him to have boundaries..."
        ] .

:3  :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "learning" ;
    :title "Head Explode" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/head-explode/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "My head hurts!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "That's because there's too much in it. If you learn one more thing, it'll explode."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "BOOM!"
        ] .

:4  :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "recovery", "relationships", "sex", "violence" ;
    :title "Trouble" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/trouble/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I like to start trouble!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "KICK!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "STOMP!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "We are gonna have such great make-up sex..."
        ] .

:5  :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "anger", "delusions", "feelings", "suffering" ;
    :title "Entitled" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/entitled/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I auditioned today..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "But I didn't get the part."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "KICK!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Who are they to tell me whether I can star in their show?!"
        ] .

:6  :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "boundaries", "codependence", "love", "recovery", "relationships" ;
    :title "Relationship Classic" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/relationship-classic/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I don't want to take care of myself, so I expect you to do it."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "No thank you."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "You don't love me!!"
        ] .

:7  :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "memory", "recovery", "spirituality" ;
    :title "Amnesia" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/amnesia/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I have moments of such awareness!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "But then I forget them. It's like spiritual amnesia. I wish I could hold on to them!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Why?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Why what?"
        ] .

:8  :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "life", "recovery" ;
    :title "Life Story" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/life-story/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "First I dig a hole..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Then I jump in!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "How did I get here?"
        ] .

:9  :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "advice", "help", "perspective", "recovery", "slapstick", "weird" ;
    :title "Perspective" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/perspective/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Help! I'm trapped in a hole!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Change your perspective."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "What?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "WHAM!"
        ] .

:10  :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "learning", "perspective", "recovery" ;
    :title "Gray" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/gray/" ;
    :author_comment "Why would anyone want to see more gray?" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I see things in black-and-white."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "But between black and white are all these shades of gray!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Bleagh."
        ] .

:11  :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "learning", "perspective", "recovery" ;
    :title "Color" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/color/" ;
    :author_comment "This may not be funny, but it is true. Why does everyone push “gray” as the alternative to black-and-white thinking, when the whole color spectrum is in there?" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I've given up my black-and-white thinking."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "The shades between black & white aren't gray..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "They're the full color spectrum!"
        ] .

:12 :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "feelings", "god", "recovery", "slapstick", "spirituality", "suffering" ;
    :title "What Kind of Loving God Would Allow This To Happen?" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/what-kind-of-loving-god-would-allow-this-to-happen/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "TRIP!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "WHAM!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "What kind of loving god would allow this to happen?!"
        ] .

:13 :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "delusions", "fear", "feelings", "recovery", "weird" ;
    :title "F.E.A.R." ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/f-e-a-r/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "caption" ;
            :text "False Evidence Appearing Real"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "caption" ;
            :text "Fuck Everything And Run"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "caption" ;
            :text "Forgetting Everything's All Right"
        ] .

:14 :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "god", "recovery", "religion", "spirituality" ;
    :title "Religious" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/religious/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I used to be a fuck-up."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Then I found God!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Now you're a religious fuck-up!"
        ] .

:15 :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "god", "recovery", "suffering" ;
    :title "Explain" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/explain/" ;
    :author_comment "Eunice is wise." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Eunice, do you believe in God?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Yes."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Then how do you explain suffering?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I don't."
        ] .

:16 :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "boundaries", "codependence", "recovery", "relationships" ;
    :title "Boundaries" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/boundaries-2/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Wanna grab a bite?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "No thanks. I just ate."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Well I still need to eat."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "But why? I'm already full!"
        ] .

:17 :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "feelings", "recovery", "relationships" ;
    :title "Feelings" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/feelings-2/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Let's discuss my feelings!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "We just did that five minutes ago."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Five minutes?! We haven't discussed my feelings in two weeks!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "That's five minutes in me-time."
        ] .

:18 :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "anger", "feelings", "recovery", "relationships" ;
    :title "My Therapist Says…" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/my-therapist-says/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "My therapist says you're manipulative!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I'm not even gonna tell you what my therapist says about you!"
        ] .

:19 :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "art", "poop", "weird" ;
    :title "Gross, Yet True" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/gross-yet-true/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Art is like poop: it comes on its own schedule."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Forcing it will just give you hemorrhoids"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "SNIFF!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Worrying whether other people like it is beside the point!"
        ] .

:20 :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "advice", "art", "poop" ;
    :title "The Metaphor Continues" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/the-metaphor-continues/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Art is like poop: don't hold on to it!"
        ] .

:21 :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "art", "happiness", "poop" ;
    :title "Last One About Art and Poop, I Promise" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/last-one-about-art-and-poop-i-promise/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Art is like poop..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "SPROUT!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "It makes great fertilizer!"
        ] .

:22 :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "advice", "recovery", "relationships" ;
    :title "T.H.I.N.K." ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/t-h-i-n-k/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Hey Eunice—"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Before you speak, Mimi, T.H.I.N.K."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Is it Truthful Helpful Important Necessary, & Kind?"
        ],
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "No."
        ],
        [
            :order 5 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Then is it juicy?"
        ] .

:23 :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "art", "ip" ;
    :title "Patent" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/patent/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I have a great idea for a thing!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Are you gonna execute it?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "No, I'm gonna wait for someone else to execute it, and sue them!"
        ] .

:24 :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "life", "perspective", "recovery", "spirituality" ;
    :title "Glass Half Empty" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/glass-half-empty/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "My glass is half empty."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "It's half full!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "GLUG GLUG GLUG!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Now it's 99.9% empty."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 5 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "It's 0.1% full!"
        ] .

:25 :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "advice", "boundaries", "recovery" ;
    :title "The Best Advice Is No Advice" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/the-best-advice-is-no-advice/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Don't drop that."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "SMASH!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I'm more likely to take your advice if you don't give it."
        ] .

:26 :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "delusions", "happiness", "perspective", "recovery", "suffering", "weird" ;
    :title "Water of Life" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/water-of-life/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "SHOVE!"
        ] .

:27 :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "delusions", "love", "recovery", "suffering", "weird" ;
    :title "Perfect" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/perfect/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "You look different, Eunice."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I'm more perfect!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "With enough self-control I can avoid stray lines, asymmetry, and other embarassing mistakes."
        ],
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Then everyone will love me!"
        ] .

:28 :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "codependence", "recovery", "relationships", "slapstick" ;
    :title "Drama" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/drama/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "What's our relationship missing, Eunice?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Drama!"
        ] .

:29 :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "anger", "arguments", "recovery" ;
    :title "Mimi Wins" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/mimi-wins/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I'm right and you're wrong!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Who cares?"
        ] .

:30 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "perspective", "slapstick" ;
    :title "In My Place" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/in-my-place/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Put yourself in my place."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "OK."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "CLIMB!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "You're still wrong!"
        ] .

:30.2 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "perspective" ;
    :title "Opposition" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/opposition/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Now I understand your side, Mimi."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "And I, yours."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi", "eunice" ;
            :text "And yet, we're still on opposite sides!"
        ] .

:31 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "happiness", "life", "recovery", "spirituality" ;
    :title "Fools" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/fools/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "The wise man changes himself to fit the world. The fool changes the world to fit himself."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Therefore, fools rule the world."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "YES!!"
        ] .

:32 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "ip", "learning" ;
    :title "Do the Math" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/do-the-math/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Attention is scarce. Information is not. Do the math."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "√x y π ????i 2+2=5?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Charge for the information and get the attention for free?"
        ] .

# Number 33 doesn't seem to exist on the website.

:34 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "learning", "life", "spirituality", "suffering" ;
    :title "Gandhi" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/gandhi/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "First they ignore you."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Then they ridicule you."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Then they fight you."
        ],
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Then you win!"
        ] .

:35 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "weird" ;
    :title "TEAM" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/team/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "You can't spell \"T-E-A-M\" with the letter \"I\"."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Nor with the letters \"U\", \"Y-O-U\", or \"U-S\"."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "What can you spell \"TEAM\" with?"
        ],
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "\"M-E\"!"
        ] .

:36 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "god", "happiness", "perspective", "recovery", "slapstick", "suffering" ;
    :title "Pink Cloud" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/pink-cloud/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I just \"let go and let God\" and suddenly I'm up on this pink cloud!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Aren't you worried about falling?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "POOF!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "WHAM!"
        ] .

:37 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "feelings", "recovery", "suffering" ;
    :title "Storm Cloud" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/storm-cloud/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I miss my pink cloud!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "SNIFF!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "WAAAAA!"
        ] .

:38 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "ip", "money" ;
    :title "Incentive" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/incentive/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Penny for your thoughts?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "One lousy penny? What kind of incentive is that?!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I don't think without proper compensation!"
        ] .

:39 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "god" ;
    :title "Theological Debate" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/theological-debate/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I believe in God!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I don't."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "STOMP!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "God is great!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 5 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "There is no God."
        ] .

:40 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "god", "recovery", "slapstick", "violence", "weird" ;
    :title "As If" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/as-if/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I don't believe in God, Eunice!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Then act \"as if\"."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Dear God: please smite Eunice."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "ZOT!"
        ] .

:41 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "delusions", "god" ;
    :title "Miracle" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/miracle/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I prayed God to smite you, and he did!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "It's a miracle! I believe in God now!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I'm converting to atheism."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Another miracle!"
        ] .

:41.3 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "god", "love", "spirituality" ;
    :title "God Loves" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/god-loves/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Eunice, you're religious. Why don't you believe God sent that lighning bolt?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I only believe in a loving God."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Don't you think God loves a good punchline?"
        ] .

:42 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "addictive/compulsive", "recovery", "weird" ;
    :title "Compulsion" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/compulsion/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "SNIF SNIF"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP"
        ] .

:43 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "addictive/compulsive", "recovery", "weird" ;
    :title "Denial" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/denial/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "What are you doing?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Nothing."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "You're chewing your ear."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "No I'm not."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 5 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "That's the weirdest habit I've ever seen."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 6 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "What habit?"
        ] .

# Number 44 doesn't seem to exist on the website.

:45 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "feelings", "love", "relationships" ;
    :title "Dating" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/dating/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "CHOMP!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I don't want to fall in love."
        ] .

:46 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "delusions", "god", "recovery", "spirituality", "suffering" ;
    :title "Defects" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/defects/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "God, I offer you my defects and shortcomings. Please remove them."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "They're still here!!"
        ] .

:47 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "anger", "delusions", "ip", "money" ;
    :title "Proprietary" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/proprietary/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "You've just given me an idea!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I don't \"give\" ideas. I sell them. Pay up!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Can I just return it?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Only if you promise to never think it again!"
        ] .

:48 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "boundaries", "codependence", "recovery", "relationships" ;
    :title "Me" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/me/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "me me me me me me me me me me me"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "...but enough about me..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "WHEW!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "What do you think about me?"
        ] .

:49 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "relationships" ;
    :title "Willful" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/willful/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "People should be nice to each other."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "You want to legislate morality! You want to stifle my rights! You're a communist!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "You misundertand."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I willfully misunderstand!"
        ] .

:50 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "fear", "recovery" ;
    :title "Insecure" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/insecure/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I'm insecure about my own beliefs."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "But if I make you look stupid, I can feel better about myself!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "That's lame."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "What do you know? You're an idiot!"
        ] .

:51 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "delusions", "feelings", "god", "recovery", "religion", "spirituality" ;
    :title "Praytheist" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/praytheist/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I'm an atheist, but I pray."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I just feel really guilty and ashamed when I do."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "That makes you religious!"
        ] .

:52 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "god", "recovery", "religion", "spirituality" ;
    :title "God’s Atheist" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/gods-atheist/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "God made me an atheist."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "And to glorify Him I shall carry out His divine purpose:"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Doubting!"
        ] .

:53 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "ip", "money" ;
    :title "Censorship" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/censorship/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Copyright is ©ensorship!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "If I had a nickel for every time someone said that..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "They'd stop saying it!"
        ] .

:54 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "codependence", "recovery", "relationships", "spirituality" ;
    :title "Acceptance" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/acceptance/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "It's important to accept people just the way they are."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "hmmm..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "You should be more accepting!"
        ] .

:55 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "god", "recovery", "religion", "spirituality", "suffering" ;
    :title "Prayer" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/prayer/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Dear God: please fix all my problems right now."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "There is no God!"
        ] .