prefix : <dokk:mimi_and_eunice:>
prefix license: <dokk:license:>

:1  :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "feelings", "recovery", "suffering" ;
    :title "Feelings" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/feelings/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Cheer up, Mimi..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Feelings aren't facts!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "It's a fact that I'm sad!"
        ] .

:2  :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "boundaries", "recovery" ;
    :title "Boundaries" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/boundaries/" ;
    :author_comment "Based on a real conversation!" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "And then he did this and then he said that and then he did that & this and then he..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Mimi, you need some boundaries!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Oh, I don't think I could get him to have boundaries..."
        ] .

:3  :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "learning" ;
    :title "Head Explode" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/head-explode/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "My head hurts!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "That's because there's too much in it. If you learn one more thing, it'll explode."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "BOOM!"
        ] .

:4  :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "recovery", "relationships", "sex", "violence" ;
    :title "Trouble" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/trouble/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I like to start trouble!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "KICK!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "STOMP!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "We are gonna have such great make-up sex..."
        ] .

:5  :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "anger", "delusions", "feelings", "suffering" ;
    :title "Entitled" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/entitled/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I auditioned today..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "But I didn't get the part."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "KICK!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Who are they to tell me whether I can star in their show?!"
        ] .

:6  :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "boundaries", "codependence", "love", "recovery", "relationships" ;
    :title "Relationship Classic" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/relationship-classic/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I don't want to take care of myself, so I expect you to do it."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "No thank you."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "You don't love me!!"
        ] .

:7  :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "memory", "recovery", "spirituality" ;
    :title "Amnesia" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/amnesia/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I have moments of such awareness!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "But then I forget them. It's like spiritual amnesia. I wish I could hold on to them!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Why?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Why what?"
        ] .

:8  :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "life", "recovery" ;
    :title "Life Story" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/life-story/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "First I dig a hole..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Then I jump in!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "How did I get here?"
        ] .

:9  :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "advice", "help", "perspective", "recovery", "slapstick", "weird" ;
    :title "Perspective" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/perspective/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Help! I'm trapped in a hole!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Change your perspective."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "What?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "WHAM!"
        ] .

:10  :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "learning", "perspective", "recovery" ;
    :title "Gray" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/gray/" ;
    :author_comment "Why would anyone want to see more gray?" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I see things in black-and-white."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "But between black and white are all these shades of gray!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Bleagh."
        ] .

:11  :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "learning", "perspective", "recovery" ;
    :title "Color" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/color/" ;
    :author_comment "This may not be funny, but it is true. Why does everyone push “gray” as the alternative to black-and-white thinking, when the whole color spectrum is in there?" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I've given up my black-and-white thinking."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "The shades between black & white aren't gray..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "They're the full color spectrum!"
        ] .

:12 :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "feelings", "god", "recovery", "slapstick", "spirituality", "suffering" ;
    :title "What Kind of Loving God Would Allow This To Happen?" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/what-kind-of-loving-god-would-allow-this-to-happen/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "TRIP!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "WHAM!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "What kind of loving god would allow this to happen?!"
        ] .

:13 :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "delusions", "fear", "feelings", "recovery", "weird" ;
    :title "F.E.A.R." ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/f-e-a-r/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "caption" ;
            :text "False Evidence Appearing Real"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "caption" ;
            :text "Fuck Everything And Run"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "caption" ;
            :text "Forgetting Everything's All Right"
        ] .

:14 :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "god", "recovery", "religion", "spirituality" ;
    :title "Religious" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/religious/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I used to be a fuck-up."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Then I found God!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Now you're a religious fuck-up!"
        ] .

:15 :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "god", "recovery", "suffering" ;
    :title "Explain" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/explain/" ;
    :author_comment "Eunice is wise." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Eunice, do you believe in God?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Yes."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Then how do you explain suffering?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I don't."
        ] .

:16 :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "boundaries", "codependence", "recovery", "relationships" ;
    :title "Boundaries" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/boundaries-2/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Wanna grab a bite?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "No thanks. I just ate."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Well I still need to eat."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "But why? I'm already full!"
        ] .

:17 :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "feelings", "recovery", "relationships" ;
    :title "Feelings" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/feelings-2/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Let's discuss my feelings!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "We just did that five minutes ago."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Five minutes?! We haven't discussed my feelings in two weeks!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "That's five minutes in me-time."
        ] .

:18 :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "anger", "feelings", "recovery", "relationships" ;
    :title "My Therapist Says…" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/my-therapist-says/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "My therapist says you're manipulative!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I'm not even gonna tell you what my therapist says about you!"
        ] .

:19 :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "art", "poop", "weird" ;
    :title "Gross, Yet True" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/gross-yet-true/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Art is like poop: it comes on its own schedule."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Forcing it will just give you hemorrhoids"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "SNIFF!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Worrying whether other people like it is beside the point!"
        ] .

:20 :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "advice", "art", "poop" ;
    :title "The Metaphor Continues" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/the-metaphor-continues/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Art is like poop: don't hold on to it!"
        ] .

:21 :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "art", "happiness", "poop" ;
    :title "Last One About Art and Poop, I Promise" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/last-one-about-art-and-poop-i-promise/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Art is like poop..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "SPROUT!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "It makes great fertilizer!"
        ] .

:22 :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "advice", "recovery", "relationships" ;
    :title "T.H.I.N.K." ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/t-h-i-n-k/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Hey Eunice—"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Before you speak, Mimi, T.H.I.N.K."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Is it Truthful Helpful Important Necessary, & Kind?"
        ],
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "No."
        ],
        [
            :order 5 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Then is it juicy?"
        ] .

:23 :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "art", "ip" ;
    :title "Patent" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/patent/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I have a great idea for a thing!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Are you gonna execute it?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "No, I'm gonna wait for someone else to execute it, and sue them!"
        ] .

:24 :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "life", "perspective", "recovery", "spirituality" ;
    :title "Glass Half Empty" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/glass-half-empty/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "My glass is half empty."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "It's half full!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "GLUG GLUG GLUG!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Now it's 99.9% empty."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 5 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "It's 0.1% full!"
        ] .

:25 :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "advice", "boundaries", "recovery" ;
    :title "The Best Advice Is No Advice" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/the-best-advice-is-no-advice/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Don't drop that."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "SMASH!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I'm more likely to take your advice if you don't give it."
        ] .

:26 :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "delusions", "happiness", "perspective", "recovery", "suffering", "weird" ;
    :title "Water of Life" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/water-of-life/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "SHOVE!"
        ] .

:27 :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "delusions", "love", "recovery", "suffering", "weird" ;
    :title "Perfect" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/perfect/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "You look different, Eunice."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I'm more perfect!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "With enough self-control I can avoid stray lines, asymmetry, and other embarassing mistakes."
        ],
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Then everyone will love me!"
        ] .

:28 :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "codependence", "recovery", "relationships", "slapstick" ;
    :title "Drama" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/drama/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "What's our relationship missing, Eunice?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Drama!"
        ] .

:29 :published "2010-07-26" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "anger", "arguments", "recovery" ;
    :title "Mimi Wins" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/26/mimi-wins/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I'm right and you're wrong!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Who cares?"
        ] .

:30 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "perspective", "slapstick" ;
    :title "In My Place" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/in-my-place/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Put yourself in my place."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "OK."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "CLIMB!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "You're still wrong!"
        ] .

:30.2 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "perspective" ;
    :title "Opposition" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/opposition/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Now I understand your side, Mimi."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "And I, yours."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi", "eunice" ;
            :text "And yet, we're still on opposite sides!"
        ] .

:31 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "happiness", "life", "recovery", "spirituality" ;
    :title "Fools" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/fools/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "The wise man changes himself to fit the world. The fool changes the world to fit himself."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Therefore, fools rule the world."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "YES!!"
        ] .

:32 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "ip", "learning" ;
    :title "Do the Math" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/do-the-math/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Attention is scarce. Information is not. Do the math."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "√x y π ????i 2+2=5?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Charge for the information and get the attention for free?"
        ] .

# Number 33 doesn't seem to exist on the website.

:34 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "learning", "life", "spirituality", "suffering" ;
    :title "Gandhi" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/gandhi/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "First they ignore you."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Then they ridicule you."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Then they fight you."
        ],
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Then you win!"
        ] .

:35 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "weird" ;
    :title "TEAM" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/team/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "You can't spell \"T-E-A-M\" with the letter \"I\"."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Nor with the letters \"U\", \"Y-O-U\", or \"U-S\"."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "What can you spell \"TEAM\" with?"
        ],
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "\"M-E\"!"
        ] .

:36 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "god", "happiness", "perspective", "recovery", "slapstick", "suffering" ;
    :title "Pink Cloud" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/pink-cloud/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I just \"let go and let God\" and suddenly I'm up on this pink cloud!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Aren't you worried about falling?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "POOF!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "WHAM!"
        ] .

:37 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "feelings", "recovery", "suffering" ;
    :title "Storm Cloud" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/storm-cloud/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I miss my pink cloud!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "SNIFF!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "WAAAAA!"
        ] .

:38 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "ip", "money" ;
    :title "Incentive" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/incentive/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Penny for your thoughts?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "One lousy penny? What kind of incentive is that?!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I don't think without proper compensation!"
        ] .

:39 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "god" ;
    :title "Theological Debate" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/theological-debate/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I believe in God!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I don't."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "STOMP!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "God is great!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 5 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "There is no God."
        ] .

:40 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "god", "recovery", "slapstick", "violence", "weird" ;
    :title "As If" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/as-if/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I don't believe in God, Eunice!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Then act \"as if\"."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Dear God: please smite Eunice."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "ZOT!"
        ] .

:41 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "delusions", "god" ;
    :title "Miracle" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/miracle/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I prayed God to smite you, and he did!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "It's a miracle! I believe in God now!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I'm converting to atheism."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Another miracle!"
        ] .

:41.3 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "god", "love", "spirituality" ;
    :title "God Loves" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/god-loves/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Eunice, you're religious. Why don't you believe God sent that lighning bolt?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I only believe in a loving God."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Don't you think God loves a good punchline?"
        ] .

:42 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "addictive/compulsive", "recovery", "weird" ;
    :title "Compulsion" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/compulsion/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "SNIF SNIF"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP"
        ] .

:43 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "addictive/compulsive", "recovery", "weird" ;
    :title "Denial" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/denial/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "What are you doing?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Nothing."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "You're chewing your ear."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "No I'm not."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 5 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "That's the weirdest habit I've ever seen."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 6 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "What habit?"
        ] .

# Number 44 doesn't seem to exist on the website.

:45 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "feelings", "love", "relationships" ;
    :title "Dating" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/dating/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "CHOMP!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I don't want to fall in love."
        ] .

:46 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "delusions", "god", "recovery", "spirituality", "suffering" ;
    :title "Defects" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/defects/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "God, I offer you my defects and shortcomings. Please remove them."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "They're still here!!"
        ] .

:47 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "anger", "delusions", "ip", "money" ;
    :title "Proprietary" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/proprietary/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "You've just given me an idea!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I don't \"give\" ideas. I sell them. Pay up!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Can I just return it?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Only if you promise to never think it again!"
        ] .

:48 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "boundaries", "codependence", "recovery", "relationships" ;
    :title "Me" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/me/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "me me me me me me me me me me me"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "...but enough about me..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "WHEW!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "What do you think about me?"
        ] .

:49 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "relationships" ;
    :title "Willful" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/willful/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "People should be nice to each other."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "You want to legislate morality! You want to stifle my rights! You're a communist!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "You misundertand."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I willfully misunderstand!"
        ] .

:50 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "fear", "recovery" ;
    :title "Insecure" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/insecure/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I'm insecure about my own beliefs."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "But if I make you look stupid, I can feel better about myself!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "That's lame."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "What do you know? You're an idiot!"
        ] .

:51 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "delusions", "feelings", "god", "recovery", "religion", "spirituality" ;
    :title "Praytheist" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/praytheist/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I'm an atheist, but I pray."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I just feel really guilty and ashamed when I do."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "That makes you religious!"
        ] .

:52 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "god", "recovery", "religion", "spirituality" ;
    :title "God’s Atheist" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/gods-atheist/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "God made me an atheist."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "And to glorify Him I shall carry out His divine purpose:"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Doubting!"
        ] .

:53 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "ip", "money" ;
    :title "Censorship" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/censorship/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Copyright is ©ensorship!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "If I had a nickel for every time someone said that..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "They'd stop saying it!"
        ] .

:54 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "codependence", "recovery", "relationships", "spirituality" ;
    :title "Acceptance" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/acceptance/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "It's important to accept people just the way they are."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "hmmm..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "You should be more accepting!"
        ] .

:55 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "god", "recovery", "religion", "spirituality", "suffering" ;
    :title "Prayer" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/prayer/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Dear God: please fix all my problems right now."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "There is no God!"
        ] .

:56 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "happiness", "perspective", "recovery" ;
    :title "Wrong" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/wrong/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Would you rather be right or happy?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Happy!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Wrong answer."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "YAY!!"
        ] .

:57 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "feelings", "recovery", "suffering" ;
    :title "Right" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/right/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I'd rather be right than happy."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "And you're always right!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "WAAAAA!"
        ] .

:58 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "advice", "anger", "boundaries", "recovery" ;
    :title "Please" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/please/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Say what you mean..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Fuck you."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "...But don't say it mean."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Fuck you, please!"
        ] .

:59 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "ip", "money" ;
    :title "Pay" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/pay/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Pay attention!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "OK, I'm paying attention. Now what?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Buy this!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "You expect me to pay twice?!"
        ] .

:60 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "boundaries", "codependence", "recovery", "relationships" ;
    :title "Yes" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/yes/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Do you say yes when you mean no?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Yes!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I mean no."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Which would you rather hear?"
        ] .

:61 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "addictive/compulsive", "recovery", "suffering" ;
    :title "Willpower" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/willpower/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I will not chew my ear."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I will not chew my ear."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP"
        ] .

:62 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "addictive/compulsive", "god", "help", "recovery", "religion", "suffering" ;
    :title "Irrational" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/irrational/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I can't stop my compulsive ear chewing, so I asked God to help!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "That's totally irrational."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Irrational problems demand irrational solutions!"
        ] .

:63 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "appearance", "boundaries", "recovery" ;
    :title "None of Your Business" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/none-of-your-business/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I'm tired of people judging my looks!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "My appearance is none of their business."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "What they think of your appearance is none of your business."
        ] .

:64 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "addictive/compulsive", "appearance", "recovery" ;
    :title "Freedom" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/freedom/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "The burqa is empowering!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Freed from the tyranny of appearance, I can truly be myself inside."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "A compulsive ear-chewer."
        ] .

:65 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "appearance" ;
    :title "Recognize" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/recognize/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "The burqa is disconcerting."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "How will I recognize you?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Who the hell else is wearing a burqa around here?"
        ] .

:66 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "appearance", "boundaries", "delusions", "perspective", "weird" ;
    :title "Doff!" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/doff/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I can only see your eyes. It's creepy."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Then how's this?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "DOFF!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "You're naked!"
        ] .

:67 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "addictive/compulsive", "advice", "anger" ;
    :title "Help" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/help/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Help! My ears look terrible!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Maybe you should stop chewing them."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Who asked you?!"
        ] .

:68 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "god", "recovery", "relationships", "religion" ;
    :title "Problem" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/problem/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Don't tell God how big your problem is..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "...Tell your problem how big God is!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I'm not telling God. I'm telling you."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "That's your problem."
        ] .

:69 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "delusions", "god", "recovery", "religion", "spirituality", "suffering" ;
    :title "Mistake" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/mistake/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I made a mistake!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Only God can make a mistake, Mimi."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "He lovingly crafts each one and sends them down to earth for us to screw up our lives committing."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Does he make apologies too?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 5 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "No, that's your job."
        ] .

:70 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "codependence", "recovery", "relationships", "slapstick", "spirituality", "violence" ;
    :title "Forgiveness" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/forgiveness/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I made a mistake..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "But I forgive myself!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "You, however, make a convenient scapegoat!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "BOOT!"
        ] .

:71 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "feelings", "memory", "recovery", "suffering" ;
    :title "Memorrhoids" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/memorrhoids/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Painful memories from the distant past..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "...erupt in my consciousness like open wounds."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Memorrhoids!"
        ] .

:72 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "feelings", "memory", "recovery", "suffering", "weird" ;
    :title "Memorrhoids the Musical" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/memorrhoids-the-musical/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Memorrhoids... On the anus of my mind..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Painful, irritating memorrhoids..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Of the things I did..."
        ] .

:73 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "codependence", "recovery", "relationships" ;
    :title "Me+You=We" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/meyouwe/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "me me me me me me me!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "you you you you you you!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "WEEEEE!"
        ] .

:74 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "anger", "boundaries", "codependence", "recovery", "relationships" ;
    :title "Selfish" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/selfish/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "you you you you you!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Focus on yourself, Eunice."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "No!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "That would be selfish!"
        ] .

:75 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "addictive/compulsive", "advice", "life", "recovery", "suffering", "one day at a time" ;
    :title "Speed It Up" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/speed-it-up/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Live life one day at a time!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "That's not fast enough."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I wanna skip ahead to the end!"
        ] .

:76 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "boundaries", "codependence", "recovery", "suffering" ;
    :title "Volunteers" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/volunteers/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "There are no victims..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Only volunteers."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Sign me up!"
        ] .

:77 :published "2010-07-27" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "art", "spirituality" ;
    :title "Haiku" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/27/haiku/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Three panel cartoon"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Haiku of sequential art"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Comic strip koan"
        ] .

:78 :published "2010-07-28" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "ip", "law", "money" ;
    :title "Problems" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/28/problems/" ;
    :author_comment "This was inspired by lawyers." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "My job is to solve problems."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "But if the problems get solved, I'm out of a job!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "That's a problem."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I ain't solving it!"
        ] .

:79 :published "2010-07-28" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "ip" ;
    :title "Scarcity" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/28/scarcity/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Attention is scarce"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Information is not."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I rest my case."
        ] .

:80 :published "2010-07-28" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "learning", "life", "recovery", "spirituality", "suffering", "weird" ;
    :title "Imbalance" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/28/imbalance/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "This leg is my intellect!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "This leg is my emotional and spiritual development."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "No wonder I run in circles!"
        ] .

:81 :published "2010-07-28" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "feelings", "memory", "psychology", "recovery", "suffering" ;
    :title "Freud" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/28/freud/" ;
    :author_comment "My friend Barry Solow made this awful pun." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I'm treating my memorrhoids with psychoanalysis..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "But it's even more painful and irritating!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Now you have frrhoids."
        ] .

:82 :published "2010-07-28" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "delusions", "fear", "feelings", "recovery", "suffering", "weird" ;
    :title "Meltdown" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/28/meltdown/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "The situation in unclear."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Nuclear! The situation is nuclear!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi", "eunice" ;
            :text "AAAAUUGH!!!"
        ] .

:83 :published "2010-07-28" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "delusions", "fear", "psychology", "recovery", "suffering" ;
    :title "The Power of Negative Thinking" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/28/the-power-of-negative-thinking/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "If I just worry hard enough, it'll fix my problems!"
        ] .

:84 :published "2010-07-28" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "advice", "anger", "feelings", "psychology", "recovery", "relationships", "slapstick", "violence" ;
    :title "Therapeutic" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/28/therapeutic/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Relax."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "POW!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "AHHH..."
        ] .

:85 :published "2010-07-28" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "delusions", "fear", "psychology", "recovery", "suffering" ;
    :title "Catastrophizing" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/28/catastrophizing/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I like to predict catastrophes!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "That way, when things go wrong..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I can still be right!"
        ] .

:86 :published "2010-07-28" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "ip", "love", "money", "relationships" ;
    :title "Price vs. Value" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/28/price-vs-value/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "How much does your love cost?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Love is free!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Don't you value love?!"
        ] .

# Number 87 doesn't seem to exist on the website.

:88 :published "2010-07-28" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "anger", "arguments", "recovery", "slapstick", "violence" ;
    :title "Persuasion" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/28/persuasion/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I'm right and you're wrong!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "POW!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "It's going to take more than a punch in the face to convince me!"
        ] .

:89 :published "2010-07-28" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "addictive/compulsive", "psychology", "recovery" ;
    :title "Brain" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/28/brain/" ;
    :author_comment "Eunice is a compulsive ear-chewer. Mimi is an alcoholic. They have so much in common." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Why do you drink, Mimi?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "My brain is trying to kill me!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "So I'm gonna kill it first!"
        ] .

:90 :published "2010-07-28" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "art", "god", "religion", "spirituality" ;
    :title "Fertility" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/28/fertility/" ;
    :author_comment "This is a metaphor." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "God, grant me fertility!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "POOF!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "AAAAUGH! Too much fertility!!"
        ] .

:91 :published "2010-07-28" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "fear", "learning", "psychology", "sex", "suffering", "travel" ;
    :title "Travel" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/28/travel/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Travel is like sex:"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "It's fun at first but then you pick up terrible diseases, get bored, and develop anxiety around it."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Also you get better at doing it alone."
        ] .

:92 :published "2010-07-28" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "happiness", "slapstick", "violence" ;
    :title "Punching the Clock" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/28/punching-the-clock/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Sure I punch the clock."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "onomatopoeia" ;
            :text "POW!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I punch it in its big ugly face!"
        ] .

:93 :published "2010-07-28" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "art", "learning", "life", "perspective", "recovery", "slapstick", "spirituality" ;
    :title "Journey" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/28/journey/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "caption" ;
            :text "The journey of a thousand miles"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "caption" ;
            :text "Begins with but a single step"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "caption" ;
            :text "Off a thousand-mile-high cliff."
        ] .

:94 :published "2010-07-28" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "fear", "life", "suffering" ;
    :title "Death!" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/28/death/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Death!!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "death" ;
            :text "Hello, Mimi."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Have you come to take me away?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "death" ;
            :text "Nah."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 5 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "death" ;
            :text "I've come to worry you constantly about your mortality."
        ] .

:95 :published "2010-07-28" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "arguments", "life", "spirituality" ;
    :title "Boring" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/28/boring/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Why can't we live forever?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "death" ;
            :text "You'd get bored. Nothing would change."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Why can't we live forever?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "death" ;
            :text "You'd get bored. Nothing would change."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 5 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Why can't we live forever?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 6 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "death" ;
            :text "You'd get bored. Nothing would change."
        ] .

:96 :published "2010-07-28" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "fear", "help", "life", "slapstick", "spirituality" ;
    :title "Chase" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/28/chase/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Why do you keep chasing me?!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "death" ;
            :text "The exercise keeps you young and supple!"
        ] .

:97 :published "2010-07-28" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "anger", "arguments", "boundaries", "delusions", "recovery", "relationships", "suffering" ;
    :title "Pie" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/28/pie/" ;
    :author_comment "Mmmm…lemon meringue." ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "I know what you're thinking: terrible things about me!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Well screw you and your judgements!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I'm thinking about pie!"
        ] .

:98 :published "2010-07-28" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "anger", "boundaries", "feelings", "recovery" ;
    :title "Angry Person" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/28/angry-person/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "Want some friendly feedback?"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "You're a very angry person."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "I am now!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 4 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "evince" ;
            :text "See?"
        ] .

:99 :published "2010-07-28" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "feelings", "life", "recovery", "spirituality", "suffering" ;
    :title "One Of Those Days" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/28/one-of-those-days/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "It's been one of those days..."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 2 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "Followed by another one of those days."
        ] ,
        [
            :order 3 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "You're living one of those days at a time!"
        ] .

:100 :published "2010-07-28" ;
    :license license:CC-BY-SA-3.0 ;
    :tag "anger", "perspective", "recovery" ;
    :title "Sheep" ;
    :website "https://mimiandeunice.com/2010/07/28/sheep/" ;
    :transcript
        [
            :order 1 ;
            :panel 1 ;
            :character "mimi" ;
            :text "People are such sheep!"
        ] ,
        [
            :order 2 ;
            :panel 3 ;
            :character "eunice" ;
            :text "What've you got against sheep?"
        ] .